MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

[browneyes77]

Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

A couple of goes!! Eden 's face says it all.

I wonder how long it takes from final
Vows to reunion

So that Jonno can prove he isnt keen on Ellie

Where did Lauren keep her lipstick and gloss? No pockets in that dress!

Well that trailer looked like it gave a LOT away, but they always indicate the opposite of what actually happens. Double bluff.

Jono - a lying, cheating, squirming DARVO worm!! He's showing his nasty side and isn't fooling anyone at that table. Jack and Tori have been waiting a long time for this. Lauren should wipe her feet on him as she leaves. 🌹

Lauren called it from day 1. Serial killer vibes.

I don't know, I feel sorry for jonno.

She has seen sll the texts. She could check that the ones to Steven and tristsin are the Sane.

So none of the women chat with the 2 gay guys or even tristian?

I can imagine he doesn't see any issue and being rationale will probably think that being matched with Ellie or Cassandra for examples would have been fairly okay.

Final vows for those 2 is daft -just an excuse for Lauren to berate him for 5 mins. Why does he have to put up with that?

I am assuming the throw out is at the reunion? So maybe jonno then or Ben or Collins etc*

I don't understand though - surely they can't 'throw people out' at the reunion? It's all over by then right?

They can say they want to throw them out of the reunion as not taking process seriously.

Else they have totally faked that scene which seems odd.

She has seen sll the texts. She could check that the ones to Steven and tristsin are the Sane@burnoutbabe

If Jono was texting multiple past participants of Married at First Sight and didn't mention the person to whom he is married, then that's even more insulting to Lauren! It shows how little he thinks of her and how unimportant the relationship is to him.

Just a thought, maybe Tori meant fake the kiss as she had red lipstick on. Definitely think the ham is a complete fake, but reckon Tori is, sadly, in deep for him. Yuck!

Is it just me who's not buying Jayden's 'I love you?' I think the combination of too much ale and wearing his nan's curtains has gone to his huge head.

PS no way do I feel sorry for Jono. I can't stand a man who deflects, and he made Lauren look like she had no right to be upset. Don't turn it around on her you whiny snake.

It was clever! They didn't need to answer any other questions.

I suppose if I thought someone was messaging me and my partner (say Steven or his partner) I pro wouldn't keep referring to them in messages. Maybe he also prefers to keep stuff private whereas saying stuff that happens at dinner parties is more public?

But hey he'll probably be at the reunion with Ellie now! Or Steven! Or Lucinda!

Tori rubbing the chest through the gap in jacks shirt 🤢
and … what do the experts write in those black books on their tables ?

And did Jade just shove and scream at ridge ?
what if that had been the other way around ?

Jono must think everyone is particularly stupid to not read something into him sending that many texts to a woman he said he'd like to be matched with. But mocking Lauren during the argument - parroting her in a stupid voice - is a massive red flag, she's dodged a bullet there.

I thought Jayden was sincere, that actually made me quite happy!

I don’t feel sorry for him at all.

And it wouldn’t surprise me if when Lauren ditches him at final vows (because she obviously will!), he goes straight to hook up with Ellie.

@browneyes77 I think that's exactly what's going to happen, they definitely were "get to know you texts"

@Itsrainingoverhere I was pretty shocked at Jade screaming at Ridge too, maybe because he was shouting so loud she felt she had to shout over him?

Jade’s dress is lovely.
Lauren’s hair is an odd choice.
Tori looks like a glam mature lady on a cruise.

Exactly- they have been showing that clip since the first episode. If it's something that happens in the reunion that is a total misrepresentation.

I thought Lauren looked stunning on tonights episode- like a literal supermodel. I still love her and now utterly despise Jonno. I think he's beautifully handsome when the TV's muted. His whiney,.slow-mo voice has always been most off-putting - but jeez this eve was on another level. His disdainful sneers and straight up refusal to acknowledge any dodginess on his part has smashed him right down in my estimation. Lauren is WAY too good for him. We saw the mask well and truly slip- he really did display a nasty side tonight, and didn't seem to care, which seemed completely at odds with the way he's been until now.

Anyway.

A mature woman on a cruise 😂🤣
That's lightened the mood

I can't handle the way Tori and Jade speak. Jade's sentences are all disjointed. Tori speaks in bullshit riddles to swerve difficult questions.

Ordinarily yeah but can you imagine having to read through hundreds of texts between two of the most boring bastards they’ve ever had on the show? 😴

I think Tori got all her info from Jack.
Jono told him in Gym because Jono back tracked on Jack before because he had dirt on Jono.
Pity Jono didn't spill some info on Jack to even it up and wipe smug off Tori.
I feel sorry for Lauren but she is too strong for Jono it would never work.