MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

Don’t reckon Ellie is much better frankly.

They deserve each other

Oh dear, contagious passive aggression...

"Nice guys" hate it when their cover is blown.

Did we see the dark side of Ellie. other than this current instance?

I can totally see Sara as an entitled Mum with a big 4x4 and a group of cronies at the school gate

There’s ‘ talking with your hands’ then, there’s Tori.

Jack- “We’ve had a couple of goes” 🫣 🥴

Eden's face!
Like there's a bad, bad smell under her nose

A couple of goes? Jesus, Jack, it's not a fairground ride.

Kiss me, just fake it?
What was that about?

Tori telling Jack to “just fake it” when asking him for a kiss, confirms everything I thought about these two.

Forcing him to kiss you🤣

Ok, really convincing that you are doing great and the “strongest couple”

Its More the insult of thinking we couldn’t see through their nonsense

Is there going to be a massive switch and it's not Jonno who gets thrown out for cheating but Jack and Tori who get thrown out for faking it?

I am assuming the throw out is at the reunion? So maybe jonno then or Ben or Collins etc

Is tomorrow night supposed to be another Commitment Ceremony? Or is it Final Vows? What’s Thursday if so?

Eden looks like she is smelling a fart and Tori cannot stop touching her bloody hair.
One of most authentic people on this is the bloke who announces dinner is ready.

If they are faking it, they're doing a really shit job.

Nah, Production have engineered us seeing through it from the off - they knew that would be the vibe and chat amongst the audience. They wanted us to feel this way about Tori & Jack.

Last night was the final CC. I think^^ it's two nights of recaps final vows.

Is there a financial incentive for getting to vows?

CorylusAgain

"The complete lack of concern from Jonno that he's hurt Lauren says it all.
He's accusing her of "weaponising" his "innocent" texts in order to shift the responsibility on to Lauren. What a pathetic moany little shit."

I completely agree. 100 plus texts!

He should be apologising for hurting her and not being so smug!

Makes sense.

And No @AppleBlossomTimeNow but more exposure equals more external opportunities.

100 per cent they love to throw under the bus and then have a chat.

The women's dresses are amazing. They all look good. I like Sara's and especially Jade's dress, stunning.