MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

Until she does the weird mouth thing.

I'd love a Gogglebox situation where we could watch Tori watching this all back. I bet her face has been a permanent splotch since it aired.

Though doth protest too much!!! If you wanted to be with your wife, you'd have apologised and just say you will stop talking to Ellie. Instead, you're defending yourself too much.

i was about to say the same, as much as it pains me to say she looks her best today… and all because she wants to relish in Lauren’s misfortune

Her face looks lovely but the dress does nothing for her.

Jonno is pathtic- he sounds boring, exhausted, looks grey and is whiney.

Jonno, abseiling from his own slime...

I don't actually like any of them- Lucinda was probably the nicest person but I couldn't listen to her for long.

It's so damning that in all that long series of constant messages (every 3-4 days my arse), there's not one single mention of Lauren from either of them. That says it all! Clearly the messages aren't overtly sexual, so Jono thinks he can get away with it, but if it was innocent and just friendly as he claims then Lauren would have been frequently mentioned by both of them.

Imagine if Jonno and Ellie had been paired up. It would never have happened - they're way too boring for TV together.

Lauren is well rid, assuming she bails before final vows.

Tori! Enjoy the moral high ground

You won't be there for long

Glazed ham will drag you back down soon

Tori and the Toad are congratulating themselves about how well they have done, how strong they are yet they couldn’t even muster up a kiss.. just a clink of the glass like 2 evil geniuses… minus the genius part

WTF is Jayden wearing. Hideous Laura Ashley-esque suit.

Oh it's Mitch's suit! That's why the legs are so, so short!!

His nans curtains?

Listen, I'd have dissected those texts. Crosschecked the times with when he texted me and everything.

I’ve been looking at it and I’m not sure what to make of it🤣

I am quite flamboyant and I like flamboyant dressers but Jayden isn’t quite hitting it in the way it should but I did think that suit would make a nice wallpaper 🤣

Lauren! Stop adjusting your dress

The complete lack of concern from Jonno that he's hurt Lauren says it all.
He's accusing her of "weaponising" his "innocent" texts in order to shift the responsibility on to Lauren. What a pathetic moany little shit.

Right?

I’d have literally scanned the shit out of them

Jonno, covering himself with glory, not.

So will tonight all be about the dinner party and we are going to have to wait till tomorrow to see who gets thrown out?

Isn't it strange that Jack isn't so remorseful about sharing information that was shared with him at the gym? Not seeing any apologies for this one in the future.

Absolutely! I'd have gone through every bloody message

Jono had a flash of anger across his face that revealed his true character. Watch out Ellie....