MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

No one kicked off so that bit still hasn't been shown 🤷‍♀️

Don't forget, those saying how they knew it would be Jonno and Ellie, that there were always looks etc. the whole thing has been edited that way after the very end, so the seeds have been deliberately planted from the beginning.

I'm undecided, it's poor he didn't tell Lauren, but from what I could tell, I don't think he overly lied about anything? IMHO, that was overblown. It should have been a 'shit, I'm sorry I fucked up, I can see it wasn't right and I won't do it again' rather than deserving of the full force of ixpert John's morality chat. That said, I'd love to know what his pious stepsister from the wedding thinks of his behaviour 😂

Tori is such an idiot. She just looked stupid talking about what women know whilst cosying up to the purple leprechuan.

Ref, how long it takes to film a dinner party, I noticed last week, the waiter clinked the 'dinner is served' call with broad daylight behind them, and by the time they walked into the dining room three metres away, it was pitch black outside!

Poor Lauren, Tori is a really nasty girl trying to drag someone into her pit of hurt with her & getting pleasure from it.

Looks like there is a bit more to it than just texting judging by the next episode clip

Pious sister, purple leprechaun.
In case we need another thread.

Lauren always called out Tori and Jack in Tori's interests. Every time. For Tori to be enjoying Lauren being hurt is vicious and misplaced

Jack is a huge Passive Aggressive type. Gets others to do the dirty for him, clients, wife etc, making everyone furious around him, sets people up against each other.

Then sits back and smirks and attempts a butter wouldn't melt in my mouth look.

Felt for Lauren, she’s really just tried to wake Tori up to Jacks behaviour. ( even the statement if she come up to the GC she can have a room, whaaat like a lodger?) but Tori was just happy to stick the knife in . Very different.

Hope Jayden had a moment of clarity but we will see.. Glad the ixpirts gave it to him.

Jade is very vulnerable hope Ridge doesn’t go back to the boys and behave like he’s 15 again

What a Queen is Lucinda! what a generous spirit person she is, old Tim is an idiot.
Young Tim is too! As others have said Sara is aware of the dollar now!

I think they did. Jack looks like he’s unloaded his potatoes and is more relaxed.
Tori still likes him, but has that “he’s shit in bed” confused expression.

I think Lauren genuinely likes Jono now and is gutted. And her speaking out, while brutal, has always come from a good place.

Tori, on the other hand is nasty. She deserves the Glazed Christmas Ham, they're two peas in a pod.

Not sure if anyone has seen this but it’s spot on and made me giggle 🤭 😆

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6DXV7dMHU4/?igsh=NjFhOGMzYTE3ZQ==

I'm sorry for Lauren but she and Jono are never going to last. It's better she breaks it off now than gets any more into him.

I wonder where Tori got her “information” from 🤔 it’s like the production company aren’t even bothered to create a a narrative anymore. Her whole interruption last night was very cringe. Every time I start feeling sorry for her she is spiteful or mean to someone and I am brought to my senses.

@User364837 Oh that was spot on and so funny.

Lauren, Lauren. Lauren, leave the bastard.
He was always well below your league, with his awol moral compass, his flat whingey whiney voice and his pained looking face.

I read it takes about 16 hours to film from start to finish. One of the girls said that was how long it took. I can’t remember who it was.

To be fair Tori and Lauren have got on well from the start. Lauren can see Jack is the same shade as a knob. If Tori had said she fancies Jack but she knows he doesn't like her - like Lucinda did they'd be no issue.

Lauren has been honest about her relationship being a damp squib. Unlike Tori she is open and upfront about it .
Tori was just happy to knock her down to I I use her own relationship issues.

Tori and Jack are welcome to each other. Snidey cow saying she was "euphoric" to find out that news about Jonno.

🤣🤣🤣

I actually forgot about his pious “Catherine of Aragon” looking sister.

she would probably find some excuse for him saying he’s so naive and innocent that it was all just harmless

Why did this make me think of sliced glazed ham, peas, and chips ( a fried egg would also go nice with this) 🤤

"It's just little messages". Famous last words! He's been playing her for a fool!

Oh dear Jonno
The final vows will be interesting unless they split before that stage!

I'm not generally a vengeful type, but Id be not sorry if Jonno's 'health business' whatever that is, experienced some loss in trading.
And unimpressed with Ellie.

Tori is still fucking loving it as well. Looking forward to the dinner party so that she can sling some more mud and pull her smug face. Nasty cow.

I'd love Jack to split his pants.

Sorry, its the full moon in Scorpio....

I will admit, much as I'm not here for Tori, she looks amazing...

I hope the seams are reinforced, as one fart in those will blow them wide apart