MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

Also I fear that if I mixed cornflour with my boob sweat I'd end up with a roux.

I feel swizzed.

I want my money back.

absolutley! It would have been “you’ll never guess who I heard from today… “

Was out earlier so just caught up. I can't believe nobody asked the group as a whole if Ellie was texting anyone else among them. If she's also texting Sara, Eden, Lucinda and Jack then that's very different to her only texting Jono.

Ps.. Tori is foul, brimming over with glee at her secret to tell. No wonder she talks about having mostly male friends, no Woman needs a friend like her.

That was me that thought that.

The way Jonno wouldn’t stand up for Lauren against Jack’s horrible comments and practically sided with Jack, made me think Jack had some dirt on Jonny and it made bio too scared to stand up to him.

So it wouldn’t surprise me if Jack has waited until his perfect moment to use that to get his own back on Lauren.

Yes! She had one a few weeks ago too. What is going on?!

I’ve been thinking all series that Lauren has no romantic feelings towards Johno, but then I really think she caught feelings at the homestay. She looked genuinely upset tonight.

And I would pay good money to observe Ellie watching tonight’s episode where he declared he had no feelings for Ellie and that it was all purely platonic!!

Alessandra doing Tori and Jack on the couch was a bit underwhelming. I guess John and Mel gave up trying to crack them. Tori is too deluded. I do think she thinks it's real.

Anyone else saw the clip during which Tori snuggled up to Jack with kisses during the last dinner party? Jack looked completely desinterested - the night after they supposedly had sex. Any woman would feel rejected with that body language but not superwoman Tori! It's sad really.

If we had a few more episodes they'd probably crack and issues would come to light like with Eden and Jayden. Weirdly Tori isn't showing the classic signs of an oppressed woman (like Andi did) so Jack probably doesn't have to contribute too much as she's keeping up the delusion herself.

And yeah it did sound like Ellie was checking in after every ceremony to see if Jonno is finally a single man. He's no fool and probably wanted to keep his options open.

Strangely I didn't see what everyone else saw during the season that he seemed into Ellie. But I was often multitasking and maybe wasn't looking.

Just seen a podcast with Lucinda. She said dinner party episodes from setting off to end took 16 hours to film!

Did anyone else notice that when Tori made her revelation, there was a pause as if something was cut/edited/bleeped out just before she says the word "texting"

So Tori goes something like "Jonno has been .... texting Ellie".

Was it sext'ing rather than texting or sex-texting? That might make more sense as to why everyone seems shocked from the get-go.

I thought Jack had something on Jono. This is why he didn't stick up for Lauren.

There must have been more said than Jono is texting someone.

Tori is awful. Being euphoric about hurting someone is pretty low. Toro and Lauren used to get on. She is coming for Lauren in place of the whole group.

I'm convinced Jack, Tim, Jayden and Ridge were all gym buddies. I thing Timothy said as much. Jack texting Ridge about the morning after confirms it. The others are under the radar.

Ridge will cheat on Jade 100%

Jayden still doesn't get it. I'm glad The experts were supportive of Eden. Jayden was raging. His face was as red as Jack's.

Maybe they've been reading these threads - at last! They certainly needed guidance on how people really feel about how the contestants interact with each other. 🌹

I loved her leaving session in the couch - she really said what she wanted about how Tim treated her, especially at House Stays, and I loved her poem. He was the opposite of generous, and thoughtful and kind. And I even heard Tim refer to not her "jam" when responding. So some things do get through to him then - even through those steel gates. 🌹

Tim (Elder) came right out and asked that question at the last dinner. And yes I had the feeling the rest of the table were thinking the same. 🌹

The producers probably... they are total manipulators behind the scenes. 🌹

Jono kept wiping his eyes a lot yesterday - I think he knew it was coming and it’s the ones that go last are the biggest scandal or issue. Poor Lauren - Tori and Jack deserve each other. They are both emotionless voids and Tori does all the talking when at the dinner parties and he sits smirking. He’s not attractive in the slightest and has no redeeming features.

I realised who Jonno reminds me of...Steve Martin. Its to do with his mouth and the way he smiles/laughs. It'd been bothering me for ages!
Ps. When Ellie left she said she had been told her dm's were going to blow up....I wonder if it was Jonno who told her that....

Placemarking

Ooh where did you watch that?

They can spend, IRL, an hour on the couch with the ixperts... getting all they talks and the couple counselling, and then the ixperts ask for a pre-made decision to either stay or leave. Shouldn't they have the couch session before they make that decision, seems a little back to front.

Omg YES, Steve Martin!!! It's in the mouth!
I felt sorry for poor Lauren, I think she did get stronger feelings after the homestay. But then WHAT was the preview of someone being asked to leave? Feel cheated ffs 😂maybe it will be at the reunion?

I feel like I always seem to be slagging of Jayden but that couch session annoyed me even more. Loved the experts calling him out, and then once again he managed to turn things around so that he's the victim, he doesn't feel good enough etc and the session becomes all about Eden reassuring him how great he is! But I'm VERY glad he did get called out - love how he tried to say his behaviour was on the advice of Mel 🙄

I came on this thread to see if anyone had been kicked off, just in case I missed it as I definitely didn't see anyone get kicked off in last night's show!