MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

@LordSnot I think under normal circs yes, but not in the middle of a relationship/marriage experiment involving a woman desperate to meet a man she can have a child with.

We need to know HOW Tori knows this, and Jono needs to show the messages.

Ixperts…..where was the ass kicking??

That just wasn’t it.

Oh no.. I don’t think I can tolerate watching Tori playing with the chest of that Glazed Ham

That gave me the boak.

I'm out tomorrow night. Bastards.

Ellie and Jono are a much better match though

Well that was the mother of all anticlimaxes…I guess I know how Tori feels now

@LordSnot I wouldn't expect to be told about every text message but it does seem like he's kept it a secret which makes it feel deceitful

Yep seems so.

I can quite believe he just nicely answering texts from anyone who texted him. Man or woman.

Do none of the women text say tristisn?

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Jonno was never going to be the man for Lauren. He showed his wishy washy nature and lack of moral compass way back when he grovelled to Jack rather than doing the right thing with Lauren.

it actually put me off my cup of tea.. tea for Pete’s sake, so it’s best I eat before 7.30 or after 9pm but definitely not during 🤮

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Fortunately I wasn't snacking at that point. I still haven't recovered from the BBQ hula hoops/rimming debacle during UKMAFS.

Now part of me wants you to remind me as I recall it’s something to do with George and his dolly bird but at the same time I’m thinking let me not be reminded 😅😅

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Jayden is a dick.

Ridge might be immature but he certain sounds believable.

The cheating has to be Johno given all of the footage of Lauren actually saying she liked him. She never was as nice about him.

Urgh Tori is so unpleasant. Lauren has had her best interest at heart by trying to point out what the issue with Jack is. I don't think she was out to destroy a relationship but was trying to look after her friend. Tori on the other hand was spiteful when she found out about Jonno texting Ellie. Like 'yeah, gotcha'.

Also, did Tori say women have a gut feeling that is 98pc right? So she's saying every woman in the group was in the other 2pc about her relationship with Jack? Utterly hilarious.

I can see how difficult it must be to think your relationship is real and to not get any support from the group. That would have hurt because in her mind they are about to fall madly in love. Still amazed that Tori wants to be with a man nobody likes or trusts.

Hmmm, am wondering if Jack fed that info to Tori about Jonno.
Maybe he knew about the texting from Jonno, being gym buddies and all.

I remember someone on here saying ages back that maybe Jack had something on Jonno, which is why the latter wouldn't fully stand up to him and fully back Lauren. Grubby all round.

Tori is such a bitch. Yes Lauren has called out Jack's behaviour numerous times, and rightly so, but it's been clear that it's come from a place of concern for Tori. Tori on the other hand dropped that bombshell purely just to hurt Lauren. Spiteful and childish. I'm not saying she should have kept it to herself as Lauren did need to know but the absolute glee she took over spilling the tea really showed her true character.

Ordinarily I'd agree with you (my husband's best friend since childhood is a woman) I have no issues with that but this is an experiment where it was clear to many of us how he felt about Ellie and he didn't ever say "oh Ellie texted today" all just a bit shady.
But Tori, how vile do you have to be to feel euphoric at the idea of having that info to blindside another human with?! Her and the lobster creep deserve each other

I'm sure as soon as they were back with their phones, Lauren would have asked to see the texts straight away. I'm interested to hear about them...

I was initially in the mountain out of a molehill camp but the 3-4 days thing isn't right. I bet he's not texting any other previous participant that frequently. Maybe he's just replying to be polite, but it's clear Ellie is keen and he'd have to be pretty dim not to pick up on it. Also he did say a few times how lovely and beautiful she was... but maybe he said that about everyone and it's just the edit 🤔

So John isn't chucking anybody out then? I'm miffed.