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MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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browneyes77 · 22/04/2024 16:14

Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

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LaLaLoca · 22/04/2024 20:47

Definitely feels staged with the big reveal. I wonder who made her ‘privy’ to the info! She couldn’t wait to gob off tonight

MargotMoon · 22/04/2024 20:47

Poor Lauren 😟

Higglings · 22/04/2024 20:48

Poor Lauren, he's such a snake!

Bichonmum · 22/04/2024 20:48

It does make you wonder how she suddenly found out this piece of information

Bluetrews25 · 22/04/2024 20:49

Was Ellie that pally with Tori that she'd message her to spill secrets?

UnpickThePockets · 22/04/2024 20:49

Of course it’s staged - Tori has been told to reveal the gossip by the producers. They’ll have been told the info about Jono and Ellie, made sure Tori knew and told her to reveal it on the couch.

browneyes77 · 22/04/2024 20:49

dapsnotplimsolls · 22/04/2024 20:45

The whole series has been edited with this revelation in mind. We were all speculating for ages that he liked her.

Totally!

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Villagetoraiseachild · 22/04/2024 20:49

MissUnicorn · 22/04/2024 20:47

The thing is, I've been shipping Ellie and Jonno for ages... But leave and do it honourably FFS.

Exactly @MissUnicorn . Don't mess with trust.

browneyes77 · 22/04/2024 20:50

Mels adjusting her seating, she’s getting ready…..😂

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MargotMoon · 22/04/2024 20:52

browneyes77 · 22/04/2024 20:50

Mels adjusting her seating, she’s getting ready…..😂

Practically got the popcorn out 😂

hoxtonbabe · 22/04/2024 20:52

you can see expert Johns cogs turning 🤣

LordSnot · 22/04/2024 20:52

Show her the texts Jono.

If they were as he described I wouldn't give a fuck, personally. My partners can have female friends!

MargotMoon · 22/04/2024 20:52

Jono is either deeply naive or deeply good at lying

Bichonmum · 22/04/2024 20:54

LordSnot · 22/04/2024 20:52

Show her the texts Jono.

If they were as he described I wouldn't give a fuck, personally. My partners can have female friends!

If there was nothing to it, you'd of thought he'd of mentioned to Lauren that she's texting him.

CorylusAgain · 22/04/2024 20:54

Poor Lauren

Silverlakecity · 22/04/2024 20:54

hoxtonbabe · 22/04/2024 20:45

Her and that lobster are like pantomime baddies.

When she tells everyone how women have a gut instinct. Well hers is obvs not working properly if she can’t suss out what a creep the boiled ham is!!

Martinii · 22/04/2024 20:54

Lauren has been so interested reveling in everyone else's relationships/downfall she's neglected to realise her own is a non starter. Don't agree every couple is perfect but Lauren has been so naive to the point of being so focused on everyone else's downfall she's been blind to her own.

CorylusAgain · 22/04/2024 20:55

But what a difference in Lauren's reaction to Tori's reaction to Jack's behaviour

LordSnot · 22/04/2024 20:56

Bichonmum · 22/04/2024 20:54

If there was nothing to it, you'd of thought he'd of mentioned to Lauren that she's texting him.

I'm obviously the weird one because the ixperts, contestants, and you all agree but I just don't see the problem if there's nothing flirty in the texts. My partner doesn't need to tell me they've been texting someone innocently.

If he tells her he's heard from Michael, Stephen, Tristan but hides that he's heard from Ellie... yes, shady. That's a problem.

hoxtonbabe · 22/04/2024 20:57

Silverlakecity · 22/04/2024 20:54

When she tells everyone how women have a gut instinct. Well hers is obvs not working properly if she can’t suss out what a creep the boiled ham is!!

I know, I was shouting at the TV saying “bloody cheek of you”
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Bichonmum · 22/04/2024 20:57

I think Lauren will show Tori what a strong independent woman is, well I hope she will

Bumblebeehum · 22/04/2024 20:58

Bit of a mountain out of a molehill no? He's sent a text, is that so bad?

Villagetoraiseachild · 22/04/2024 20:58

Ew, gone right off Jonno.

dapsnotplimsolls · 22/04/2024 20:58

Ok, so where's the chucking out that we saw in the trailer?

browneyes77 · 22/04/2024 20:58

Martinii · 22/04/2024 20:54

Lauren has been so interested reveling in everyone else's relationships/downfall she's neglected to realise her own is a non starter. Don't agree every couple is perfect but Lauren has been so naive to the point of being so focused on everyone else's downfall she's been blind to her own.

She hasn’t revelled. She’s just opinionated about things she doesn’t agree with. 2 very different things.

She’s had ups and downs in her relationship with Jonno and has questioned it more than once.

I don’t think she’s been blind. Just blindsided.

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