MAFS AUS Thread 6: Christmas Glazed Ham and all the purple nipply trimmings are giving us the ick, as is Dick. We’re just here for The Bullshit Investigators and mission impossible gamboles….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Gambole = Brummie word for Forward Roll.

Just in case anyone was wondering…..🤣

I’ll be fuming at the next commitment ceremony if the experts don’t see through Slippery Dick’s facade at playing the victim. Poor Andie is the broken one.

And I just wish Timothy would give Lucinda a chance. You see glimpses where he looks at her with such adoration and love in his eyes…… but you just know that he will friendzone her and not give it a chance. They will have a beautiful lifelong friendship but it’s such a shame because Lucinda is just the perfect woman for him in every way. I want to shake him!

Tim senior needs therapy. It's so good he's crying. I hope he can continue that.

I agree but I'm wondering if Tim would be right for her long term. He's making progress but I don't think he's ever going to be into long talks, meditation retreats, and tantric sex.

Hello all - newbie to the threads here, though I have been with you all from the sidelines reading the threads and watching the episodes.

I've jumped in to say that in tonight's episode, the argument between Richard and Andrea is a repeat, one they've re-shown from a few weeks ago.I'm totally certain of it.

I remember the whole thing, right down to Andi asking for 7 minutes, dicki butting in before her time was 'up' though dicki said it was (so it must have been true/not true) to Andi then saying she'd only had 4 mins.

So either the argument before tonight's dinner party was so bad they couldn't show it or, as I would prefer, the camera crew weren't around when it happened.

Because the re-shown-from-a-few-weeks-ago argument had the same pointers in it as every argument since, the producers probably think they have got away with it.

Anyone else remember it?

.....and it goes without saying that richie is a totally gaslighting, bulling bastard.

Watched late today so just popping by to Placemark in the new thread.

Icky Dicky can simply fuck right off.

Good of Tori to match her dress to uni-tooth's skin tonight. I was hoping Jade's truth bomb would blow them apart but I think she'd have had to straddle Jack at the table and let him shag her in front of everyone for the penny to finally drop.

I genuinely think Sara has got wind of Tim Lightyear's millions and is so panicked that she almost lost her chance for a share of it that she's going to hang on like a limpet from here on in.

Much like the Grinch my heart grew 3 sizes for Tim the Elder. I'm rooting for him and Lucinda.

Yes I remember it, I thought I was going mad or having a really weird deja vu!

@ThoseDarnCrows I don't remember it at all.

I'd be totally amazed if it was shown previously and I didn't realise then what a twat Richie is. In my mind the producers had been building up to exposing Rich. Up until yesterday all he was too me was maybe an irritating sexpest.

I do wonder though why they didn't show for weeks what exactly gave Andi the ick. How were we supposed to know? I thought up until now that his wrongdoing was to say they had sex 3-4 times a day. Obv there was a lot more going on which they didn't show because they had to deal with Jacks and Sara's escapades.

@RancidRuby do you happen to remember the episode or circumstances? I'm totally going to rewatch this. I need to know if Rich fooled me and I lost my marbles.

No idea I'm afraid! I

From that clip of the next couch session, Jayden seems to have done a turnaround or was it some clever editing to make it more dramatic.

My favourite part tonight was before they went through to dinner, Jonno sitting in the background, happily eating a whole tray of snacks.

My favourite part was watching the appalling editing and spotting glasses full/empty/full with different drink! Then plates cleared, salad back in table, empty table, plates full of food again!

If you rewatch any part, you will see that what we saw was in an entirely different order in how it happened.

Finally caught up - bleddy Richard and poor Andie - it looks like she's going to be gaslit by everyone next time, even the ixperts!

Tim the Elder reminds me of Chandler - once he starts crying, he can't stop. Poor bloke.

I'm not sure what's going on with Jayden in the next episode - probably just trying to get more attention. Twat.

Also on the subject of continuity, I'm sure a few episodes ago last week Lucinda appeared with shorter, straighter hair, but this week, when her and Tim started sharing a bed her hair was back to being how it used to be, longer and shaggier, then when they were doing the anonymous letter it was back to being shorter and straighter again.

Looks like the weeks aren't being shown in order.

I'm pretty sure they were trying to wind us up in the preview about Richard getting sympathy from John. They'll turn it all around in the actual episode on Monday for a better effect.

Oh Andi, her body language speaks volumes. I'm so sorry this happens to her again.

I bloody loved Lucinda’s dress tonight

That's what I thought!! How can "experts" get that so wrong? His paw was over her hand. 🌹

I don't remember seeing that argument with Tricky Dicky and Andi before. At all! How weird.

Great new title! 😘

Securing my place. Thank you!

Me neither!

Possibly it was shown at the very start as a flash forward of the season?

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@RancidRuby Yes, you definitely did see it before, I totally did see it.

Trouble is, I can't remember which episode, though I do know it was a few weeks ago. I bet they didn't get to film this latest argument, so re - showed the old one thinking they could get away with it.

I'm really hating how they're using human beings to create 'entertainment' in this way . Poor Tim - both the younger and elder, and Andi too. I think Richard has turned out to be the worst of the lot!