MAFS AUS Thread 6: Christmas Glazed Ham and all the purple nipply trimmings are giving us the ick, as is Dick. We’re just here for The Bullshit Investigators and mission impossible gamboles….. (NO SPOILERS)

[browneyes77]

Gambole = Brummie word for Forward Roll.

Just in case anyone was wondering…..🤣

To get round the awks convo between Jack and Tori whereby it was becoming apparent that he won't change a bean and she has to give up everything and do all the running, he insinuated he'd sleep with her that night, later confirmed in the trailer for tomorrow. She's a fool.

Well he sensibly said that they should date long distance for 6 months. Ie get to know the child, also sort out living arrangements (she lives with her parents!) and jobs.

He seems fine to me, if a bit childish /performative at times.

Still best of the chaps I think. Bar maybe jonno who seems pleasantly bland but good abs.

@browneyes77

I’d rather switch teams and date Lauren

Me too! I was so happy to see her bounce back with "I'm alive!!" 🌹

Mine too!!

Yes! And the way he moved too - I knew there was something odd! I'm also a bit bored of the "will they/won't they" relationship with Sara. 🌹

Maybe -?- that Tim the Elder didn't try to change Lucinda but accepted her for the hippy dippy crystal hugging tantra loving person she is?

My take on that was he didn't care enough to change her, he wasn't that invested.

Who's house was Rudge cooking for Jade in.
It was really nice.

Makes you wonder why Tim the Elder didn't rent an Air bnb, then we wouldn't have had to see his awful flat.

It was a holiday rental, they said so.

Would have involved some thought, which he didn't give to the process as a whole or for Lucinda over the weekend at his.

He gave Tori a diamond bracelet too.

There is NO way Jacks flat was jacks flat.

unless he’s a serial killer. He has NOTHING in the house, not a stick of anything, no books, no appliances, no food…

at least Sara’s place looked a bit lived in, plants etc

I think most of them were in places rented specially for the programme.

Apart from Tim ...

Jealous and chavvy come to mind. Jack seemed to be enjoying the way Tori was being insulted. There seemed to be a moment when there was some clarity about where she'd fit in his life until their dinner when he bribed her back into submission 🌹

I can't see where the "boss bitch" is. Surely that person would have flayed Lizzie and left her quivering. St some stage she's going to have to back to work with very little credibility. 🌹

What's the point in doing a homestay in an Airbnb. It's just like meeting your partners friend in another town. You don't get to see more of their personalities in their own home, they style and taste etc. Really sick of it. No, Sara's place wasn't her place either. They just stuck in a few plants and a clothes rail. There were no personal items there other than maybe this pillow.

I don't think they should rent an Airbnb for the sake of their partner. Lucinda needed to see Tim for exactly the pig he his. And he's someone who takes home an industrial photocopier, which is hilarious.

I wanted to see young Tim's millionaire house. I bet Sara would have been a lot nicer then.

Young Tim is a millionaire??

Lacks the imagination to do anything which shows any care for Lucinda. 🌹

I've sussed it! The reason Lobster wasn't able to have sex with Tori up till now was because he left his viagra in his bedside drawer in his apartment and forgot to take them to Sydney! Doh! 😂

MaggieFS

"I might change my mind, but for now I think I am actually team Sara for tonight. Agree or not, he decided to accept her apology and move on. But he then wanted to discuss it all over again after his friend brought it up, and again on the boat. I know it seems like she's reverted to shutting him down again but I can understand where she's coming from. I don't think they'll last anyway. He's got doubts he won't shake off."

I agree, totally, I felt sorry for Sara. We know she can be a bit of a bjtch and she lied about where she was going. But we do not know that she cheated. I also worry that to some degree the whole thing was set up. I mean, why would Sara need to borrow a dress for Eden? Even if she did need to borrow a dress, why tell Eden what the dress was for? All a bit stirn in a tea cup.

I met my ex at a funeral. I didn't even think to tell DH until afterwards!

Because the Producers didn’t want him too. They knew his home was a gold nugget of a story and wanted to use it. Simple as that.

It’ll be because their own place isn’t suitable for filming (flatmates, leases preventing, just not what the producers want). They’ll pay for the rented apartment.

Tori was angry and upset when his terrible client/friend was telling her she was basic. Tori flushes when upset.
Jack actually thinks women are to be treated like dogs. Along with the muzzle comment, he then strokes Tori when she behaves. Then knew he needed to give the dog a boner.

I too feel sorry for Sara. Get over it Tim! And if you can’t then spilt up. Don’t keep demanding Sara continuously has to make it up to you and understand your perspective with no end.

That bracelet from Jack looked cheap junk. He had to point out the diamond ( lab grown probably!) because it was so small.
and what’s with the black rose? Who sends them other than serial killers?
I am kind of hoping Tori pulls the plug at the commitment ceremony but I don’t think she will.
that massive photo of jack in the gym was v funny

Two idiots.