MAFS AUS Thread 6: Christmas Glazed Ham and all the purple nipply trimmings are giving us the ick, as is Dick. We’re just here for The Bullshit Investigators and mission impossible gamboles….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Gambole = Brummie word for Forward Roll.

Just in case anyone was wondering…..🤣

I got the feeling her goodbye speech was one made by someone trying to not upset an abuser at the last minute.

@MagpiePi omg this! She was trying to be nice but it obviously wasn't sincere. I wish she'd had spilled it all but she was probably too much in fear of Richard.

I'm sad the ixperts missed this.

That's exactly how I felt. It was horrible watching it.

But glad we got to hear Andi say Rich was worse than her ex. His mask had slipped completely.

@MagpiePi

I got the feeling her goodbye speech was one made by someone trying to not upset an abuser at the last minute.

Yes! Protecting herself based on past experience, no doubt. 🌹

So Jack doesn't have any friends? Only clients?
That's quite significant

Oh look. Jack is taking Tori to meet some of his clients for home stays….

Do you think he's going to try to convert her into a client?

I wouldn’t put it past him 😂

Jayden, seeing as you are wearing a Christian cross around your neck, tell me what you understand by 'let he who is without sin cast the first stone', please, then explain how this could be applied to you.

Yes - he didn't like it when she said that! 🌹

That fucking monotone voice coming out of big fat pumpkin head gets right on my tits.

Tim is already backtracking with Lucinda. He talks about Jack but Tim should just be honest- he doesn't and will never find Lucinda attractive. He might 'respect her' but he's not into her at all.

Can't quite reconcile holier than thou Jayden when he bonked his ex's best friend and made her watch. Can't take him seriously.

He’s doing my head in. Just as I start to think I have misjudged him, he starts his palava!

He is hard work and not worth the energy. At this stage of life ( over 40) things need to be easier and flow nicely and i personally just don’t have the patience for his lack of emotion nonsense

Yay Lauren is back!

I’m so glad to have Lauren back on my screen! 🙌🏼😂

Yes but we really need her at the dinner table 😅

I have a feeling the home stays for Tim & Lucinda won’t go well.

That clip they showed of her entering his apartment and the place looked a shit tip, dog crap and piss on the floor 😖

I think he’ll feel uncomfortable having her in his man space.

Tim & Lucinda brought us the entertainment at the last dinner party. So they did well in Lauren’s absence.

But we definitely need our Lauren back in her Queen seat! 😂

Absolutely no spoilers here but Timothy has a back story not featured on the show which makes more sense if we were shown it

Does nobody on MAFS ever live in an actual house?

They all always live in apartments

tim has a lovely little apartment but I can just imagine the stench! No way could I sleep there.

Big or little Timothy?

Lucinda's gaff is going to be amazing. I just know it.