MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

I heard that. Good on Ridge for speaking up!

And then some. He has no or few proper friends just his clients judging from his wedding.

He thinks he’s made it as a PT at 34 but doesn’t even own his own gym!

Hopefully a few of his clients will drop him after the “funny” whale comment and also that Tris realises Jack was playing him
like a 2 bit fiddle giving him a “be kind” type keyring and a gift card for muscle supplements.

Agreed about Tori. It couldn't be more obvious that he thinks she's fat and that's why he won't sleep with her.

Jack is absolutely vile. At the wedding he was complaining that Tori wasn't able to tell him the name of a gym she goes to and that that was a deal breaker. Or something. He's obviously an arsehole because he had no friends or family at his wedding - only clients and no family or friends visiting on family / friends week. People like this are like it because they've done horrible things to everyone.

Tori looks like Kate winslet to me.

i think she’s bought into the “this is my match, he is perfect” when actually he’s a massive knobber. I think the ixperts are cruel

Tori is finally waking up and smelling the coffee. This week will be interesting. I think if she stays it will be out of stubbornness and wanting to get to the end. I feel she os starting to have doubts

Tori must know that him not sleeping with her is a massive red flag?

She is like Kate winslet, you're right. And Ellie reminded me of Anna Friel.

He was miffed because she didn’t ask what gym HE worked at when he said he was a PT.

Did anyone else see him using hairspray on his man bun in one of the getting ready for the dinner party shots?

I think it will depend on how much he can isolate her from the rest of the group and keep convincing her that they are all jealous arseholes.

I like Ridge and Jade a lot. He seems like a genuinely nice guy with good morals. Jade is growing on me (her lips seem to be deflating too).

Of course she's going to stay til the end - ain't no way she's giving up any of that limelight.

Yep, Tori will be there until the bitter end. She's in so deep now, she's lost herself.

I don’t think Jade should be introducing a random man to her kid. Have none of these people read the relationships board?

Does anyone else think it's annoying that Lucinda has been cast into this role of being Timothy's therapist? The whole relationship is about him and how he feels and her needs don't seem to be relevant to anyone.

Surely it's Timothy's responsibility at 51 years old to go to counselling so that he can fix his issues. Instead, Lucinda, who has the patience of an actual saint has spent the entire series propping him up. Lucinda is such a genuinely nice person - there aren't many people like her.

Also, Tristan was never a good match for Cassandra. She's too much better looking than him. I feel sorry for them both and I also think that Tristan is likely to be on the spectrum. He does these self soothing stims and also can't see through BS such as Jack's 'apology'

Sara is a huge narcissist. She was loving telling Tori that Jack said SHE was the hottest girl in the experiment. When she really isn't in my opinion at all

Yes, I agree totally - half of the men on this show are really displaying the cliche that men don't bother with therapy, and it really shows. Only guys on there that aren't presenting with some sort of trauma are Tim with Sara (despite his ex cheating) and Ridge.

I agree that Tristan should never have been matched with Cass. She is absolutely stunning so if he felt insecure and not good enough before it would make him feel more self conscious being matched with someone so beautiful in my opinion, even if she is lovely.

Sara is awful, I don’t think she’s the most attractive at all, and all she does is screech at poor Tim and how she acted when she was rumbled meeting her ex speaks volumes.

Glazed ham is a truly misogynistic vile individual and he is so red he looks like he’s going to spontaneously combust at any moment, God knows what Tori seems in the arrogant ferret.

Love Timothy and Lucinda. She is so lovely and patient. Don’t think they will ever have a romantic connection but they have a good friendship and love Timothy’s friendship with Tristan.

Love Lauren too, she didn’t deserve being matched with the monosyllabic bore that is Jono, shes got far too much personality than him and seems like she can see right through bullshit.

i think Andi has gone right off tricky dicky unsurprisingly with his sex comments!

Looking forward to tonight, have MAFS withdrawal!

I don't have any sympathy for Tori either after making that comment about Cass being further down the food chain. Tori is a stuck up cow with an inflated sense of self-importance. Imagine what she says behind closed doors?

I think he could see through the apology but his self esteem is so low he couldn’t see an alternative other than to accept the crap “apology”. He does have a lot of ASD traits. I also wouldn’t be surprised if he was gay or even asexual.

All glazeboy needs is a head band and he'll be Hambo!

Sara is ten a penny in Bogota, you should see pics of when she has dark hair, nothing special at all, just a normal Latina.

But for some reason (probably because Colombians are rare in Aus) she's got this self inflated opinion of herself that makes her love herself? She's not even got a great tan! As an ex SA colleague of mine would say whenever someone thought they were too good for work/too good looking "You love you, who do you love? You!"

Actually, Tori is plainer than the others and obvs doesn't work out and her fashion sense is a bit questionable, but at least she has the balls to not overdo or have too much PS (at least it looks like it), wears minimal or no makeup, but she's attractive in her own way. Lauren's skin is awful (but she's so funny I can look past that).

Why do all the girls do the caterpillar eyebrows upwards look? And the too much lip filler. And I swear lots or most have hair extensions too. I love Lauren's hair, I want that hair. Lauren looks equally good with a short blonde bob too though.

I think Tris is good looking but his confidence issues are through the roof/floor and he needs validation a lot, his mum was trying to boost his confidence a lot during the home visits. Imagine though, growing up in Aus and being overweight, especially as a child/teen and the outdoors/beach lifestyle and he must've felt awful with being overweight. I've seen pics though, he didn't look that bad. He doesn't seem to have had many positive male role models in his life, so Timothy the Elder is perfect for him, a surrogate dad/uncle figure and Jack just isn't the right person, deflecting his comments back onto Tris and trying to make him like him.

Every time Eden is on screen I can’t see past the eyebrows - they look like two hairy caterpillars crawling over her eyes.

The fluffy eyebrow look is fashionable atm in young women. Each to their own I guess.

I think Tristan is gorgeous, I wouldn't say Cass is out of his league-although she is obviously stunning. Unpopular opinion but for me Jono is the best looking 🤭😋