Actually, I’d like to see surreal Casualty sketches as part of Comic Relief.
Dylan has become stuck in the donkey’s head. Maybe he’s taken up am dram in a post Dervla despair, or maybe he was just trying to hide from the annoying nurse.
Cam’s the arse end of the donkey. For logistical reasons, he’s just wearing a tail throughout the episode, nailed on with a ribbon at the top like Eeyore. It’s always knocking stuff over when he turns around sharply. He doesn’t know it’s there, and is baffled by his sudden apparent lack of spatial awareness.
Everyone in the department knows what’s happening and accepts it without comment, except Ngozi who has no idea why there’s a donkey headed doctor in the department. Rida and Stevie are aware of this and spend the entire shift winding Ngozi up by pretending not to see the donkey in the room.
Patients could include a bellows mender who got his finger trapped in the bellows, and a florist who has accidentally squeezed the juice from some flower into her eyes and had an allergic reaction to it.
I’m perilously close to writing disturbing Casualty fan fiction here…