Interior Design masters s5 BBC 1 8pm starts tonight

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Looks like the producers have rounded up some ‘interesting’ contestants….😂

TonIght’s opening episode features renovation of accommodation in a Norfolk convent. From today’s Times :- “ one of the contestants first appears in an outfit that Carr playfully suggests makes her look as though she has arrived from zippos Circus and the Victorian enthusiast Ben is not an unflamboyant presence”

TV Gold 😂

I thought for a moment that Clowncesca had nothing on under her shortie romper top. Just seen she’s wearing shorts. Phew.

@OutOfTheHouse yep. Unbelievable. She’s going ‘carpentry’ dontcha know?

Because when you think of India you immediately think of a broken down rowing boat .

so Roisin has “ designed “ a second hand flat pack shelving unit, wow, that took some designing…….

Francesca forgot her leggings this morning, luckily there will be enough left over expensive felt to glue gun a pair of patchwork clown trousers.

Boat = India 🤔

DD2 wants to know how Ben moves around in his house.

Not to mention fire hazard……

How many sharp edges can you put on furniture designed for kids?

Yep walls and floors won’t be finished.

interior therapist to go I reckon.

I work in interiors and sadly these clowns aren't exceptions to the rule.

I like that they’ve given everyone areas so they know who to blame.

I'm a bit annoyed that Hannah gets The Cure as her signature music.

Dramatic, vibrant and calming. Sure.

Those walls from Clowncesca 😂

Ben has another apron on 😂

OMG Clowncescas pointed ceiling, bloody mess!

No disrespect to you at all, but I get the feeling that there a lot of people in interiors who are just people who don’t need to make a living at it, they just think because a friend said they like their house they can be a designer.

Ben's hairy back doesn’t really go with the flouncy apron vibe, to me 🤔

did Hannah learn nothing last week? Circles are decoration, not design. Michelle was very clear about it.

draped sari fabric = another fire hazard

Drawing circles on shit does not a designer make.

Surely getting the walls painted is a first-things job, not after other stuff is done? Why are they being so silly?

Plywood and osb left bare = bingo

Jesus. The last thing you’d need right now is cleaning up pomagne 😂

Several floors that might not be dry by tomorrow!

They don't look like lily pads.

My children (12, 9 and 7) are very hmmmm about these designs for teenagers.

B&M flooring? Check.