Interior Design masters s5 BBC 1 8pm starts tonight

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Looks like the producers have rounded up some ‘interesting’ contestants….😂

TonIght’s opening episode features renovation of accommodation in a Norfolk convent. From today’s Times :- “ one of the contestants first appears in an outfit that Carr playfully suggests makes her look as though she has arrived from zippos Circus and the Victorian enthusiast Ben is not an unflamboyant presence”

TV Gold 😂

'Amazonian-style basketry'??

😂😂😂

Fake leaves hanging from a wire tray thingy? Check.

The Sloth is my spirit animal.

Lily pad, snort.

Hat Woman is Jess.

Fake leaves hanging from a wire tray thingy = dust trap

@SoupDragon check out Tamara Ecclestone’s insta feed from this weekend. Does not disappoint 😂

Has Ben watched Life of Pi lately?

Ash is currently my favourite.

jesus. The colours on this one 😂

‘Interior therapist’ my arse.

No idea what her name is but there's only one with that eye makeup!

Go to therapy, leave with a complex about your taste in decor.

Clowncesca is doing 50 shades of green 😂

@jay55 😂

I think Francesca is going home based on nothing than she annoys me.

Basically a kallax unit then 😂

"Designed a cubby unit" = used an ikea Kallax unit

We just said that 😅

But an upcycled Kallax unit, donchaknow!

Ah, basic shit about animals painted on the walls. Bingo.

Snap!

Here comes the music. This is like homes under the hammer 😂

Is the woman who had never built a flat pack the same one who had never changed a lightbulb?

Fuck me. She’s sooooo annoying 😂

Yup.