Interior Design masters s5 BBC 1 8pm starts tonight

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Looks like the producers have rounded up some ‘interesting’ contestants….😂

TonIght’s opening episode features renovation of accommodation in a Norfolk convent. From today’s Times :- “ one of the contestants first appears in an outfit that Carr playfully suggests makes her look as though she has arrived from zippos Circus and the Victorian enthusiast Ben is not an unflamboyant presence”

TV Gold 😂

Good lord, those green "leafy" walls are trash.

I'm amazed the professionals assigned to each team don't kill someone every week......

Ben’s kilt is like one from Edinburgh Wollen Mill. It’s very old lady.

Clowncesca's paint job is indeed utterly shit.

Clowncesca's face upon seeing the very accomplished wall-paintings compared to her wobbly green zig-zags…..

Clowncesca’s walls 🥴

It's very long!

I think it was clever of Francesca to draw that circus tent with her eyes shut.

LEAVES? Are you sure. Oh dear.

More kallax 😂

Pam Ayers 😂

Small mercy. I’ll take it.

Omg. Ash’s artwork 😂😂😂😂😂

Hold the damn stencil flat.

Ash's art work is about as good as mine.

Please let Clowncesca go home this week. I can't take much more.

Clowncesca needs to fuck off now.

Ash’s art work is dreadful.

Noooo. Those buttons are possessed.

No. It does not look like a lemur.

Lions don’t live in India!!!!

Brazil is going to win by a country mile.

They might go on holiday there.

The Asiatic lion lives in India.

Finally, my Animal of the Week routine with my children comes into its own!

Those fabric benches are going to get awfully grubby awfully quickly.

Ooh I can think where the kite can go 😂