EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EE spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can also read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

I have anxiety.

Sometimes it feels like I have done something wrong, and I'm about to be found out. You know, like hiding a body......

The 6 must be going through the wringer

Sharon was oddly mute today I thought , very groomed.
I liked her hair all up and business looking
I guess she had just come back from a 24 hour plane ride with a small child though ( to be fair !)
So maybe not up to too much small talk ! 😂

I had a small patio dug up once years ago
The builders found .. nothing !
He said they often wonder if they will find anything in their trades

I watched todays early ( as it is a Bank Holiday )

Harvey bought very nice Easter Eggs , not the usuall dodgy Off The Back Of A Market Stall ones with unknown brands and probably last years .

That £40 piece of lamb was sooo fatty it made me heave . Not so bothered about it being rare (raw) as its often served pink (but don't listen to me I've been a vegetarian over 40+ years )

Tyson needs to use his little legs and do some walking , he is looking quite tubby (I know , fat shaming a dog <tsk> )

When The 6 were in the barrel store , DD was rattling off how they were all "related"

Philth + Denice/Sharon/Kathy
Jack+ Denice/Stacey/was engaged to Sharon/ Denises daughter
Sukis son Kheerat + Stacey / Sharon
Philths cousins Ronnie'n'Roxy +Jack

Many many links (admitedly some quite tenuous , but when I have time , I;ll do a board of names and draw lines from A-B)

Dh likes his roast cremated, but lamb is meant to be rare I think ? I can't afford it these days , so haven't eaten it in ages !
He'd make me put it back in the oven .. lol
So funny Tyson eating it off the floor though

Well TBF 80s they won't tell you there's a Body Under Your Patio - we all know how easy it is to move a body in the middle of the night , dig a hole and throw a dead dog on the top , then either pack the earth or neatly cement it in -mixed perfectly just in a plastic tarp with a watering can and a shovel. without anyone noticing

You won;t know anything till your garden is cordoned off and the builder gets the reward money ....

70s 😂
They seemed on the level , but it's builders .. so who knows !! ( I haven't had the knock on the door .. yet .. or a doof doof )

I've been saying for weeks (to DH, not that he gives a toss about EE 😂) that I reckon the creepy pastor will make a pass at Yolande, after all the hoo-ha with Agatha.

Where is Patrick? I must have missed/forgotten the episode when he left!

Has Patrick gone to Jamaica?
I do remember him going somewhere , but not sure

It's Trinidad usually, not Jamaica. But I think this time they said he was spending some time with his son Paul (or was it Anthony 🤔).

Oh yes, Trinidad
I do remember him saying he was off , but it was a bit low key
The actor often has a bit of a break

Ah thanks, I figured that might be where he was. To be fair Rudolph Walker is 84 now, so I'm well impressed that he's still working!

I do love Patrick.
I'm glad Sharon is home to face the music
I love the meetings in the pub and all the bitching they do ..
It's a wonder they haven't been rumbled by George or Elaine

Anthony, Paul went off in a taxi of doom. I think he was drug dealing but stealing money so off he went never to be seen again.

Didn't Anthony go off to Scotland ? (Though he could've got a job anywhere really)

According to EEWiki

Paul left Dec 2004 , got into a cab driven by one of that Andy Hunters henchmen and met a sticky end

Andy Hunter was a proper villain !
Miss those types on EE

Patrick might be going to see Isaac ?

Pauls half brother and he was a teacher in Walford .
Used to go out with Lola then Ruby .

Yes Athony went to Scotland. I totally forgot about Isaac.

He was until the writers ruined that. Remember how easily Kat blackmailed him into not killing Alfie? "I've seen things" 😄

Oh yes. I forgot he was also his son. From that other woman who called him Patty. Was she called Sheree?

Paul was indeed sent off in the taxi of doom and it was inferred he knew was going to be killed (I remember him saying something like “just make it quick” to the driver) but we didn’t see him meet his end so just like Fatboy, Vince, Mick he’s not dead dead.

I’m going to add Keanu to the not dead dead list because literally anything is possible on EE.

We need a decent gangster.

Going by the tv guide this week , I do think they find Ken very much dead :(
Bernie goes on a massive bender and things get tough for the six
Sharon is in for questioning too. Bet she wished she had stayed away in Oz.

Oh no! Does it say whether they find Dee's necklace?

Stacey and Denise try to get to the necklace , but Jack turns up apparently.
This week sounds as if it'll be tense
Dont know how it'll pan out , but surely one of them must be arrested or something? Unless the police are totally incompetent or Jack gets them off ( again !)