EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EE spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can also read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

I hate everything to do with Dean, whitney has has gone loopy over a girl she barely knows and Ben being written out over something that's hardly the crime of the century.
Then we've got the dumpster fire of "the 6" Ee is really trying my patience at the moment anyone else?

@Bunionbabe I read maybe on here that Gillian Taylforth's partner is a cosmetic surgeon she probably gets it done for nowt !

That explains it. She's a walking advert for his scalpel skills then.

Agreed.

And there are too many boring, pointless characters I couldn’t care less about,

Jean’s bloke (can’t even remember his name, he’s such a wet lettuce).

All of the annoying teenagers (although I do like Amy).

Penny
Johnny
Jade
Vinnie

YAWN

My other half said she looked like a pregnant Beetlejuice

@Soukmyfalafel 🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant.

How will the six wriggle out of it next week once poor Keanu is found?
All six can't go to jail , there won't be anyone left on the square

Yes tbf she could look worse but she's really sculpted for a 70 year old!

I wouldn't be surprised if Ben was somehow blamed for it. Ben's dad paid out the ransom for the kidnapper (ie Keanu) of Keanu's son (who we subsequently discovered was Phil's). Jack could "discover evidence" that it was Ben killed Keanu and get Ben set down for the murder - and Jack plays the hero for Denise, Stacey etc. Well - it is EE after all!

I wonder if the D necklace will be found too ?
If Jack can get her off that one ?
The meat thermometer turns up next week apparently!

TWO GRAND????

To pay for Britney - FFS where did Whit get that from?
Total bollocks

not seen todays one yet, but gosh 2 k for a child ? Utter nonsense, unless she has tapped Phil for it ! Unlikely though 😂
Where did she get the money from ?

Yes, Whitney’s dress was so awful! And she seems to be completely ignoring the fact she’s about to have a baby and is fixated on Britney. Britney’s supposed to be deaf isn’t she? Yet she keeps hearing what people say without looking at them to lipread. I quite like the character but clearly she isn’t going to be around much longer. As if Zack would believe SS agreed to them fostering without even speaking to him. Maybe Bianca had £2k lying around.

I agree that the storylines at the moment are disappointing. Big plot holes, and a focus on boring or unpleasant characters.

I have no idea how they are going to resolve the Six plot without at least one person being jailed for eternity. I imagine it will involve a lot of smoke and mirrors of the type described by @Annonymiss123

He's 10 years younger than her but looks 10 years older. I think she looks great.

Ah Gillian isn't .70 she's late 60s Kathy is 71.

Oh you must have done the same google he looks older than she does.

Gillian looks amazing, and really natural. Whatever work she has had, it's good. She still looks mid 50s.

Yes Gillian looks incredible. I know she’s had work done but I think she has ‘good bones’ too and is naturally attractive.

No idea how the 6 will wriggle out of this. Could they try to pin it on Nish? So after he recovered from Keanu attacking him, Nish tracked him down and killed him. He owns the cafe so would make sense that he buried him there. Only problem is Jack knows D attacked Nish but guess he will cover that up to protect her. Where is Nish btw??

I like the actor who plays Ben , but I was curiously unmoved by today's art house production with a prison cell door between him and Callum. I didn't even get upset.
I wish him well in his new stage show ( seen a few ads for it around )
I wouldn't mind Avida and Martin being an item, but she'll probably fall for Ravi again
He is more her type I think.

I've said it before, but my theory about the Six resolution is that Linda confesses and takes the blame for it all to save the others (of course nobody would do that in real life but in EE world this would mean an exit for Linda and the others get to stay in the show). In hindsight, it was never going to be one of the 'lifers' who killed Keanu because that would likely mean that person going to jail for a long time, so it was always going to be either Linda or Suki. Linda has almost no family in the square now, so she's the most expendable. I like Kellie Bright, but think her days in EE are drawing to an end. I also expect Dean to leave soon, so no more dramatic potential there soon as well.

It would be sad to lose Linda, but she has been through a lot and her mum and Johnny could bring up the younger children!
I've not heard if she is leaving , but it makes sense and all six can't be in prison at once !
Unless they make a spin off ' prisoner cell block Eastenders'

Avani- stop fucking whingeing putting on the LittleGirlVoice doesn't wash

Lexi- rude little Madam . All the adults fawn round her simpering . When she said to Ritchie We don't pay you to be quiet , one of them should;ve slapped her down.

Ritchie - All Round Legal Eagle now expert in International Law . Get a centimetre or two off your fringe it's in your eyes .

Lauren keeping harping onto Whit about Zac This Zac That . ( Getting like Lisa What does Phil say ? Why don't we ask Phil . Have an original thought for yourself woman )
Lauren saying to Zac don;t be weird around me , Whitney will twig. Whitney is going to twig .

Pains me to say but Nugget is the least annoying teen right now !

Eastenders has been awful this week 🤦🏽‍♀️

Could barely get through the Cell scene - I was just waiting for a 'you complete me'. 🤮

A few years ago there was a woman who tried to sell her baby for £35k. She was jailed for 7 years.