EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EE spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can also read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

I didn't know it was a thermotor till recently I thought it was just the fork George used to carve the Turkey.

@Floraflower3 I was confused they were calling it a meat thermometer too as I'd never seen one like that, it has a temperature gauge in the handle I think.

@the80sweregreat I thought the canal where Den died (didn't die) would be the place to throw it.

I originally thought it was carving knife !
Someone said ( on Boxing Day on the 'other thread ! ) that it was a Turkey fork and I had it wrong.
Then , months later , Linda told Johnny it was a meat thermometer
Eliane was using it to hold the lamb whilst carving it up on Easter Sunday.
Anyway , it's now with Kathy and she is going to get rid. The canal is a brilliant idea !
They dredged the Thames once near Westminster and that had all sorts in it.

The meat thermometer had three big prongs on it.
I bet they find those marks on his back ?
Linda really did stick that into his back to stop him strangling Sharon ( I rewatched the Christmas Day episode a while back)
Still , Sharon is in for questioning today and Karen will find out soon too . I do feel sorry for her so much :(
Poor Bernie too
At least he might get a decent burial now , but it'll be a while.

I still don't get why Denise who is married to a (previously? current?) bent copper Jack Branning and has a child with Phil Mitchell didn't go to either of them.

Actually 2 of Phil's baby mamas in the mix. Surely he'd have helped?! Though hopefully he'd have done a better of disposing of Keanu's dead body than his live one (contracting Martin Fowler of all people),

Phil actually has 3 baby mamas in the mix (Sharon, Denise & Kathy).

Stacey is grandmother to his nephew’s child.

All roads lead back to Phil😭

Oh yes! Very silly not to ask him to 'sort it'.

I loved the 'always a pleasure, Mr Mitchell'

You know that took a bit working out I was like what/who/ohRicky 😂

Denise is mother to Phil's child; stepmother to his nephew; stepmother to his cousin's daughter.

All roads do lead back to Phil eh?
He would have been perfect to tell them their dead corpse predicament and he would actually helped them on Christmas Day ( especially as he had only just found out cute Albie is his child )

Is Ricky Phil's nephew? Roxy Mitchell and Ronnie Mitchell and him were first cousins , so I believe that makes Ricky his second cousin?
Although I might be wrong

I think Phil will take the fall, Karen already thinks Phil harmed Keanu and I read something about Steve McFadden leaving?

Ricky is Sam's son. When it suits her 🙂

It's a very shallow gene pool in the Square. All that interbreeding would be a bad idea for any species.

I think I was thinking of Amy and not Ricky !
Amy is Phil's 2nd cousin

Of course Ricky is Phil's nephew ! 🙄
I should do my homework a bit better next time ! 😂

You're right Keanu was no loss to phill he would have cleared it up in no time.

Oh god I Hope Phil doesn't leave !
I know his not in it much lately , but I am a fan of his.
Mind you , he might have had enough of the Harrington jackets and paying out for numerous children !

Oh so she is 😂

I make Amy Phil's 1st cousin's daughter.
Amy is second cousin to Ben, Louise, Raymond and Albie.

Amy is also second cousin to Ricky on the Mitchell side (as well as his half sister on the Branning side)!

I was thinking maybe Raymond has the most relatives as he has the double whammy of Phil and Denise’s family

Ricky: step brother and first cousin.
Amy: step sister and I think third cousin (she is the daughter of his dad’s cousin🤯)
Ben, Albie, Louise, Chelsea: half siblings
Jordan: Nephew
Lexi, Peggy: Nieces
Kim & kids; Aunt and cousins
Billy: second cousin plus the rest of Billy’s family…

….it literally goes on forever😂

He could easily sell his story to one of those trashy mags “I was adopted but my parents died thanks to my gangsta granny. My real parents found me and now I’m related to half of East London. My real dad’s a gangster too, what are the chances”

Omg you guys are good at this! My head is spinning just thinking how they are all somehow related or connected to each other.
Love that all roads lead to Phil 😂
He would definitely have got rid of Keanu without batting an eyelid! Especially just after the revelation that Albie is actually his, and the fact that Keanu was trying to kill Shaz!
I wonder what the relevance of Dean creeping around on the night of the murder is. Will they frame him? 🤔

I think Dean will almost certainly be framed. Sweet revenge for Linda to see him going to prison for something she did. Just not sure how they will come up with a motive. I can’t recall him ever really interacting with Keanu.

The detective was nice to Bernie
He was funny with Phil !
I'd have thought they would have had a police ' Flo ' person in to sit with Bernie ? They do in murder books etc ( family liaison officer ) or maybe that'll be later on.
Yeah, the Mitchell clan are very inbred
Peggy Mitchell married her brother in law once ( Archie)
It didn't last!