MAFS Australia (NO SPOILERS) Thread 2!

[browneyes77]

New thread to continue discussing MAFSAUS

This is at UK pace so NO SPOILERS please!

(There are spoiler threads available to discuss everything happening outside of MAFS and episodes that haven’t been aired in the UK yet).

I feel like she's making him retreat though.

Lucinda has really high expectations when it comes to sex, Tim probably doesn’t want the embarrassment of disappointing her.

Good point
Trust is not looking through the phone.
Trust is being able to leave it alone.

Nah Sara definitely has something to hide!

Time for the daily Jack Hate to begin ...

Yeah she likely is.

But if he doesn’t give the woman at least something in the near future, she’ll retreat from him too.

It can’t be all about what he wants. There’s got to be some compromise and he isn’t really giving any.

She’s definitely hiding something!

They always are when they refuse on this challenge!

“Convince your husband you’re the hottest”

What?

Jack can fuck right off.

And when he gets there, he can fuck right off some more.

Maybe I'm too trusting 😆
Anyone feel that Jack's protesting that he doesn't like Lauren is to cover that deep down he probably fancies the arse off her? Or will before this is all over!

I hope Jack and Lauren stay in for a while just so she can wind him up at the dinner parties.

😂😂

at least they leave it until the end so we aren’t fuming through the entire episode

Nahh, he doesn't like the fact that she's got the measure of him.

Lauren’s a strong woman he can’t control, that’s what he doesn’t like.

True, but you would only conceal it if you had something to hide, surely?
DH and I swap phones at this point every series, just for a laugh. His last text is to a male work colleague about something that happened today. Mine is a goodnight to my female best friend. We have decided that we are very dull. We both correctly guessed who the last texts would be to which was funny.

Probably does fancy her yes! He doth protest too much!

To be fair, I wouldn’t like my DP looking through my phone. Not because I’m up to anything dodgy, but because I don’t want him to see the chats I have with my mom where I casually refer to him as “The Dickhead” 🤣🤣🤣

Love and hate are opposite sides of the same coin.
Time will tell!!😂

This 💯

He is such a lobster looking twerp.

Yes that’s more likely!

I wonder if Jack is going to get all hot and bothered again and have to leave the room?

I'm looking forward to Collins getting his arse handed to him.

Wooooooah!
Commitment ceremony looks good!
Wondering if it's Jack or Collins for the marching orders from John

Glad I can handle delayed gratification. A bit.

I'm with you browneyes77 on Lucinda and Tim. I ended a marriage because of sex pesting and I don't think she's being unreasonable at all. She'll be happy with some hugs and kisses.

I can't believe Lauren ranked Collins so highly.

He'll just laugh and say 'wow' a lot.

Oh no poor Ellie. She wants children. A man who says he is open to not having them, that's going to be the death knell!