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MAFS Australia (NO SPOILERS) Thread 2!

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browneyes77 · 07/03/2024 09:57

New thread to continue discussing MAFSAUS

This is at UK pace so NO SPOILERS please!

(There are spoiler threads available to discuss everything happening outside of MAFS and episodes that haven’t been aired in the UK yet).

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PussInBin20 · 19/03/2024 13:39

Haha, I think Richard’s wife (forgot her name now) looks like Fiona from Shrek.

Newestname002 · 19/03/2024 13:44

Ducksinthebath · 19/03/2024 13:19

What was going on with Aldi Andrew Tate's hairline yesterday? It looked like a pound shop Halloween wig.

It reminded me a little of a cross between a geisha's and a sumo wrestler's hairdo. The hairline itself looks well rd - as though he'd had hair implants. I quite like Jayden's hair though. 🌹

Twonewcats · 19/03/2024 14:11

PussInBin20 · 19/03/2024 13:39

Haha, I think Richard’s wife (forgot her name now) looks like Fiona from Shrek.

Eh?! Andrea? She looks nothing like her.

dollyknocker · 19/03/2024 14:40

Jack's beard is weird too, it looks like Action Man's hair! Ugh he makes me shudder.

3luckystars · 19/03/2024 14:50

Me too. We were nearly getting the gawks last night looking at him. He is pink/purple all the time and nobody is saying anything about this.

I am hooked but still don’t understand why the contestants would continue and ‘stay’ in a totally wrong relationship, that’s bad for you! You are wasting time on the wrong person and are not free to meet the right person.

I know they are getting ‘advice’ (which is definitely helpful for the likes of Sara) but do they get paid more, the longer they stay?

I don’t think staying on to get more famous is a good idea if you are coming across as being a selfish idiot or dishonest.

3luckystars · 19/03/2024 14:55

Rosiiee · 19/03/2024 12:36

Can I just say something really b*tchy- I’m not surprised Sara is single!!!! She is MEAN!

Agreed!!!

TinselAngel · 19/03/2024 15:06

Does Sara live in Sydney? I got the impression she was coming and going from the ixperiment from something she said yesterday.

Skiphopbump · 19/03/2024 15:09

TinselAngel · 19/03/2024 15:06

Does Sara live in Sydney? I got the impression she was coming and going from the ixperiment from something she said yesterday.

The way she was speaking made it sound like they only live together on the weekend. What happens during the week, why couldn’t they have date night then?

kenyaswhiterefrigerator · 19/03/2024 15:18

Sara lives in Sydney and is meeting up with her non experiment friends. I guess she's committed to filming during the week so won't give up her weekends.

No idea why they can't have a date night during the week.

DaftFlerken · 19/03/2024 15:34

why do people keep saying Cass & Tim - his name is TRISTAN

TinselAngel · 19/03/2024 15:39

Makes you wonder if they all get to spend time more time apart than the programme makes out, or is it just the ones who happen to already live in Sydney?

murasaki · 19/03/2024 15:46

I'd just like to say that Mafs is good at improving some relationships, just not the ones they have on the telly. It massively improves my comms with my sister in law, who I like but don't speak to that often, as she loves it too and we spend merry time whatsapping about it all, to the disgust of our respective partners. So well done them!

Tempnamechng · 19/03/2024 15:53

PussInBin20 · 19/03/2024 13:39

Haha, I think Richard’s wife (forgot her name now) looks like Fiona from Shrek.

That's unkind.

Floatinginvacherin · 19/03/2024 15:55

Do you mean the Princess version that looks a bit like Cameron Diaz?

Deathraystare · 19/03/2024 15:57

Cannot wait until tonight's MAFS AUS. Cassandra of all people leaving the table.

TempName247 · 19/03/2024 17:06

DaftFlerken · 19/03/2024 15:34

why do people keep saying Cass & Tim - his name is TRISTAN

I think PPs were saying Cass and Tim (Sara’s hubby) would be a match

Ducksinthebath · 19/03/2024 17:12

DaftFlerken · 19/03/2024 15:34

why do people keep saying Cass & Tim - his name is TRISTAN

Calm down, it's not a MAFS exam.

Rosiiee · 19/03/2024 17:40

I honestly don’t blame Cass. She’s been really trying with Tristan and I think if you don’t have sex early enough in this experiment you get friendzoned!

Like Tori and Jack or whatever his name is.

Shitlord · 19/03/2024 17:42

DaftFlerken · 19/03/2024 15:34

why do people keep saying Cass & Tim - his name is TRISTAN

People are talking about Cass and Tim of Sara(h) and Tim fame. She often seems to be defending him.

browneyes77 · 19/03/2024 17:53

kenyaswhiterefrigerator · 19/03/2024 15:18

Sara lives in Sydney and is meeting up with her non experiment friends. I guess she's committed to filming during the week so won't give up her weekends.

No idea why they can't have a date night during the week.

I don’t think her ‘friends’ are the only people she’s meeting up with!

She was so defensive about showing Tim her phone messages, she’s definitely messing around elsewhere 🤨

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OoohLovelySlippers · 19/03/2024 17:55

I'd LOVE to understand what the actual schedule is. Remember "I have a CHAAAALD!" woman - they must get time off for family.

I wonder if MAFS has turned someone into an alcoholic. It's terrible how all the dinner parties, dates, and honeymoons (vineyards) push it.

ShelleyCarpenter · 19/03/2024 17:57

murasaki · 19/03/2024 15:46

I'd just like to say that Mafs is good at improving some relationships, just not the ones they have on the telly. It massively improves my comms with my sister in law, who I like but don't speak to that often, as she loves it too and we spend merry time whatsapping about it all, to the disgust of our respective partners. So well done them!

Hilarious and very true!

dapsnotplimsolls · 19/03/2024 18:16

I think Jack has had a shedload of work - hair implant, eyes, plastic teeth. Gawd knows what else.

Rosiiee · 19/03/2024 18:24

@dapsnotplimsolls shame he can’t get a personality transplant.

I honestly don’t get the two of them. He’s very clearly stated on numerous occasions that he’s not sexually into her yet he will lie to her face about wanting to take it ‘slow’. Argh!!! Makes me want to eat my hat!!

HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 19/03/2024 18:33

Evening all, may I join?

I binged my way through the first two weeks of episodes to get up to date.

The more I watch this programme the more I think the ixperts, specifically John, have sold themselves to the devils of the production team.

Not just that they put the most unlikely combinations together - I.e they’ll say that opposites attract and then talk about another couple being so similar they have so much common ground.

it’s also that some people really have no business being there, either because they’re steeped in grief (woman who was matched with What A Gay! Collins or they’re manipulative gaslighters (Ben, Jack ).

Out of all the thousands who applied I can’t believe this lot were the best they could do. I know it’s about the draaaama but I think that by choosing people who make great telly but not great spouses they risk losing the respect and the attention of the viewing audience .

The only people I would have chosen are Lucinda , Cass, Andrea, Tim the Younger and maybe Johno.

The others are either too needy or too narcissistic or too damaged by life/ past relationships and seemingly unwilling to change .

Yet, here i am, a a massive hypocrite as I’m fully intending to watch the rest of the series .

I want to thank everyone on here ( except the poster who called Andrea Fiona from Shrek- that was mean) for drawing me back in. I swerved last year as I was so disgusted by Bryce ( was that his name ?) who was allowed to gaslight with impunity but reading all your comments gave me FOMO so here I am again .

As you were.