MAFS Australia (NO SPOILERS) Thread 2!

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New thread to continue discussing MAFSAUS

This is at UK pace so NO SPOILERS please!

(There are spoiler threads available to discuss everything happening outside of MAFS and episodes that haven’t been aired in the UK yet).

Assuming they get that far

Oh this is going to be torture for Tristan

Richard channeling his inner rock star 😂

Is Ben channelling Collins?

Johnno wishing he'd got Ellie.

Ok people make what Jack said make sense to me.

“ i find her sexy and have sexual energy but im not feeling that spark to sleep with her“ 🤔

Ben's defensive body language. Awks

I like Tori, I think she's slightly vulnerable too. Why did the experts have to Match her with a snake? Of course he's happy she doesn't want to focus on his recent past, it means he gets away with it scott free...

Well he’s learned from the best 😂

Yeah he blatantly fancies Ellie.

He doesn’t find her attractive but doesn’t want to leave the show so he’s stringing her along.

Jack going on about being dominant in the bedroom, wanting to take the lead and have it all his way. Sounds like he doesn’t give a toss whether the woman is enjoying herself and is satisfied, as long as he gets what he wants.

He might as well have a blow-up doll.

Tori judging a man who isn't up to par and yet she can't see what Jack is.

Yup, describing Ben as controlling. Hello.

Poor Ellie, Ben is sooo cold.

Fuck the fuck off Ben.

So much bullshit

I just want that cable-knit blanket.

I want to have kids because I want to stay on the show. (The kids might not be with you though)

Yeah he MIGHT want to have DCs but does he want them with Ellie?

“My niece and nephew were crying and shouting in the background. And it just made me smile”

Your niece and nephew crying made you smile? 🤨

This guy is such a bullshitter. Epiphany my arse.

The knitting needles must be massive!

All Jack’s talk of “power and control” make me very worried for Tori. I honestly think he’s unsafe for any woman to be left in a vulnerable position with.

Poor Ellie is so desperate she’ll believe anything. I’m not believing Ben. He’s just worried Ellie has him sussed and will leave the experiment, ending his exposure.