MAFS Australia (NO SPOILERS) Thread 2!

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New thread to continue discussing MAFSAUS

This is at UK pace so NO SPOILERS please!

(There are spoiler threads available to discuss everything happening outside of MAFS and episodes that haven’t been aired in the UK yet).

Jack is a red flag on legs

I know! Usually when I hear kids in the background driving everyone crazy I usually think thank god I don’t have to go through that nonsense anymore 🤣

He’s so full of crap. I actually hope Mr Bean comes for him.

I can’t believe Ellie bought that!

He literally is! He’s always so lobster red it’s bizarre

Jack is snogging on a bed WEARING SOCKS and TRAINERS.

Sorry no socks!

Got her where I want her
Ugh

Tori. He doesn’t feel it.

Just stop ✋🏼

How can Tori be so oblivious?

Ugh! The way he turned and jumped up when the timer went off “that’s it” and he was gone. Bastard.

I felt sick watching that 😩

Tori is having a laugh. She sounds quite vanilla, he definitely isn’t, so my dear Tori, all those things you are imagining won’t happen 🤣

Gosh red flag is full of himself! 🙄

Tristan needs a crapload of counselling.

Urgh. I can’t stand listening to him 🤢

Flashback to Dunk the Hunk:

Chan on X: "Nobody does this bit better than Duncan #MAFSAU t.co/hyUUch6PT5" / X (twitter.com)

When are the wheels gonna fall off the lobster?
This can't go on.

Thanks for that!
He the maaaaaan

Until the green pleather monstrosity ...

As long as Tori continues to live in Delulu Land, we’re gonna be stuck with him

And I can’t see her snapping out of it anytime soon 😫

Kink yoga??!!!

Tori is wearing the delulu tinted specs alright...

Sara is irritating me now. And her hubby is right..

Tim looks gutted.

I feel a bit sorry for Tim. He was right about the non apology.

Sara is really pissing me off

She doesn’t take accountability for anything

I'm Team Tim on this one.