MAFS Australia (NO SPOILERS) Thread 2!

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New thread to continue discussing MAFSAUS

This is at UK pace so NO SPOILERS please!

(There are spoiler threads available to discuss everything happening outside of MAFS and episodes that haven’t been aired in the UK yet).

Ben or Johnno?

Jaysus Tori, have some self-respect.

She is younger than him. I’m sure he’s 51 and she’s 42 I think

Ben

I’m thinking jonno 😅

Definitely Ben

I was responding to the comment about Ben being a dick again 😂

So, Jack who's apparently a 'slow burn' and has to really FEEL it to have sex with a woman.......had a woman just before MAFS who was just a FWB?
Does that fit with 'have to have emotional connection'?

Is he being faithful to his GF, then? Not progressing with Tori/Bronte?

He's keeping Tori dangling. Like the shit he is.

Ah ok, lol

is that the one who’s on the fence about children?

Lauren's the robot. Only her jaw moves. Like Bender in Futurama.

I’m beginning to think that either Tori is completely delusional or her and Jack have made some kind of pact to give a sensational type storyline (aka Bronte & Harrison style), so that they get the airtime to promote themselves.

Doing the old 'treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen' routine.
Yuk.

Ugh, you might be right there.

That’s the one.

Elli’s cousin may have been right about him wanting exposure for his podcast!

I swear he's had some work around his eyes and his teeth look plastic. I'm now wondering if he's had a hair transplant too.

If only he could have some work done on his character and personality 😂

😂

HATE it when men call women 'extremely sensitive' so they can't discuss things.
Looking at you, Ben

Prick.

There are at least 3 men on here that I think are the same person. I will remain confused until about 4 weeks in.

Ellie challenges Ben on his behaviour.

Ben: “Ellie is extremely emotional and sensitive”

🙄🙄🙄🙄

Me too 😂😂

good grief… Mr bean is going to be so proud of himself for sniffing Ben out = more airtime for him 🙄

I know 😂

He’ll be itching for friends and family week too, so he can say “look I was right!”

Me too. I can only identify them by the bride.