MAFS Australia (NO SPOILERS) Thread 2!

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New thread to continue discussing MAFSAUS

This is at UK pace so NO SPOILERS please!

(There are spoiler threads available to discuss everything happening outside of MAFS and episodes that haven’t been aired in the UK yet).

Sara is a control freak, her bloke, is it Ben? He's not over his ex.

Pink hair is embarrassed Richard is telling everyone about their sex. He's a bit odd, not worked him out yet. She deserves a lovely man though.

Lucinda is a Byron Bay personified and has worked very hard on herself which is being slowly undone by Timothy's indifference. He needs a more basic in terms of predictable, laid back chick who likes chilling in front of the telly like him.

Lauren is brilliant but also I think possibly a bit of an alcoholic.

Check in later for others!

The Collins interview was very interesting. Its amazing what a bit of editing can do for character assassination. Someone should sue.
I'm not liking the little Stepford Wives clique. Someone tell them it isn't Champagne they are drinking, it's Prosecco. 🤣

I think Jayden is fundamentally a good guy who did a sickening thing motivated by revenge, I think he's realised how disgusting his actions were now. Eden is super sweet and her makeup is amazing.

Collins is the fakest phoney I've ever seen on the small screen and only wants to be on telly. Pairing him with vulnerable Natalie is so fucked up, she's clearly not ok, when she was crying at the first dinner my toes were curling up inside my stomach, I felt her pain, I know what its like to be in a room full of people but feel totally alone, it was horrifying and they'd better be looking after her health as her mental well-being has been severely compromised. Collins can get to fuck as far as I'm concerned the shit acting headfuck.

Tori does not know who she is, I think she's been treated badly in the past and has no idea what respect is as that haemorrhoid Jack is openly laughing at her stupidity sticking up for him. I really want her to wake the fuck up and be who she wants to be, i.e the person she was on day one who doesn't take any shit. That person has melted away in the face of jacks coercion.

pairing ANYONE with Natalie is fucked up. She isn't in the right headspace for this.

i can't imagine her with any of these blokes, maybe Timothy the ex fat guy, But then i can't see any romance there as both too shy. her being very disbelieving over the photo challenge was weird. Surely ALL the people know they are not the hottest here (bar jack!) but they all accept their partner putting them first AS THEY ARE NOT STUPID!

Jono, Ben and Tim all look the same to me, Jayden looks exactly like the lion pp posted.

Cass is being reduced to a Disney Princess because she's so pretty which feels reductive, yes she's giggly but I think she's smarter than all this and Tristan not being able to even kiss the woman really isn't fair on her or him.

I'm just relying on Lauren at dinner parties to entertain me cos most of it is cringe atm.

Natalie looked adrenalined out of her mind on wedding day, she really thought she was gonna be happy with Phoney Collins. I get that her fizzy excitement would do anyone's head in but a regular person would have simmered her down a bit.

Hahaaaa Colin Robinson.

I’m not so sure about Jonno either to be honest!

None of the men this year are standing out to me with anything positive.

They’ve either got trauma, trust issues, or are narcissistic misogynists with stupid hair buns. It’s grim pickings.

Natalie should not have been on the show full stop and tbh I'm not sure Man Boobs should be either after such a recent bereavement.

Also, Natalie spent a lot of the wedding day in tears according to the interview with Collins yet she was pretty full on in the bits we were showing.

Lucinda and Cassie are in similar situations- both want affection and both are with men unable to provide that. Lucinda has the confidence to say that’s what she wants. From the little we’ve seen of Cassie she doesn’t appear to be putting any pressure on Tristan. Maybe Cassie isn’t attracted to him.

Eden is super sweet and her makeup is amazing.

Is it?!

Interesting isn't it how usually the men withhold affection/ sex? There's this narrative that men are always up for it etc but watching MAFS it really isn't the case.

Why is it amazing?

I don't think it is, massive soap brows and huge filled lips

Yeh that's just me wishing I had youthful non wrinkly eyes I could do the brown artful panda thing with, sorry.

What are soap brows?

@rooftopbird aren’t they laminated eyebrows? I know you can use soap instead of eyebrow gel to shape them.

Oh I've no idea, all these brow things are alien to me!

I like Lucinda but she is going get her heartbroken as I think Timothy will force feelings ad break her heart he really doesn't fancy her. Think he would like a younger woman that is smaller than him.

Wow that interview with Collins is really good. I feel really sorry for him now. The whole thing sounds really awful for him.

Ben being a dick. Surprise.

I am cringing at Jayden.

He always looks like such a miserable arse.

Like there’s no emotion on his face ever. He always sits there completely dead pan, all dead behind the eyes.

If I didn’t know any better I’d think he was a robot 🤖