MAFS Australia (NO SPOILERS) Thread 2!

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New thread to continue discussing MAFSAUS

This is at UK pace so NO SPOILERS please!

(There are spoiler threads available to discuss everything happening outside of MAFS and episodes that haven’t been aired in the UK yet).

Agree. And her ‘Cadburys Caramel’ voice would do my head in.

She'd make a fortune making ASMR videos...

Hmmm. I do think we will have another problem with Tim and Lu.

When they do finally get “intimate” I feel like Lu will be a chatterbox and all about exploring and expressing in the moment and Tim will be quiet and vanilla…and no doubt he will say it does his head in 😅

He'll probably be like a jackhammer in bed and she'll be wanting lots of eye gazing and stroking each other with feathers for hours...

URGH. Jack likes hitting women. How predictable.

Can I post a prediction which is based on a previously posted spoiler, which wasn't actually a spoiler as was a social media post from 2021??

Jack saying he’s a dominant lover and likes women to be submissive. I can imagine he’s the type who likes the choke hold on his partner.

Yes
Terrifying

Bloody hell Lauren is hard work.

Jonathan is reminding me of the energy vampire in What We Do in the Shadows.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s harsh.

I absolutely loved what we do in the shadows

I think they are both fabulous - intuitive and look for the joy and fun in things. I think I could be turned by Lucinda!

And Collins can get in the bin with Jack. Pronto.

Probs with Sarah and Lauren too...

Sara is awful- I think she's a liar. Don't trust her at all. I can't stand Lauren- she's really rough. Both odd facially.

I think Jayden and Jack are really unpleasant characters, I wouldn't trust Ben at all. Don't like Richard- that will all cave in with Andrea. The two men with Sara and Lauren are dull and in for hard times with those two. I couldn't be attracted to the one with no self-confidence who hates himself. His wife is pretty but dull too.

I think I would do it with Allessandra!! I think she is fabulous.

It's like some people aren't really in this anymore - rarely see Elle, Ben (small loss), Cassandra, Tristan.

I would love to see what Johno woukd be like with Cassandra or Elle. I think he might be more fun. Lauren is right, he does come across as a little robotic.

He's very attractive but doesn't seem to hace anything to say.

While I like him, Tim needs to step it up or go home.

Ellie should have been with Johnno

New couples usually come in at some point.

Wonder when they’ll rock up?

I think things will get worse and then better and the'll become sexual- he'll like it at first but he's too set in his ways and eventually they'll split agreeing to stay friends.

I couldn't get my head around Collins behaviour but after watching the commitment ceremony, I suspect he is Autistic. He is not connected with what he is saying and seems to be saying what he thinks is appropriate. He completely misses the mark and has no awareness around this. The panicky responses were the biggest indicator though - you could see that he was overwhelmed and couldn't process the information. He reminds me of someone I know with autism and I don't think he'd appear out of place on a program like Love on the Spectrum.

I might be wrong but I can't unsee it now and feel for him if this is the case. I don't think anyone is in safe hands with the producers of this show when it comes down to it.

Sara has definitely been sexting her ex the whole time. She's also quite scary.

Cadburys caramel 😂😂 That's so true!

Lucinda has the patience of a saint! She never gets angry but manages to get her point across every time, I really admire her communication skills.

Dh and I did the 3 minute eye gaze, Jesus, it's REALLY intense and a long time. Nice though 😊

Tomorrow we'll do the melting hug and crotch cupping if he's lucky 😉

Just catching up - can I nominate 'Genital Orbit' as the next thread title?

Johnno is such a boring git.