MAFS Australia (NO SPOILERS) Thread 2!

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New thread to continue discussing MAFSAUS

This is at UK pace so NO SPOILERS please!

(There are spoiler threads available to discuss everything happening outside of MAFS and episodes that haven’t been aired in the UK yet).

Lucinda!! 😂😂

”You’ve got boobs as well”

Love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I am giggling at Lucinda and the pyjama top. 'You've got boobs as well.'

Well done. He's fair game. He wants it all his way.

Tim is starting to annoy me

He's a bit long in the tooth for all this crap

Yes, Lucinda!! 🤣

If he doesn't fancy her, he should just leave. She's way better than him anyway.

It's not anyone else's job
To heal him. Get some therapy Tim

I actually feel a bit sorry for Tim. He’s made it pretty clear he doesn’t fancy her.

Exactly! Unless he doesn’t like her.

I love the way Lucinda handled that. She’s so calm and was just cool in telling him where he’s being an unreasonable old goat!

"I married down. All women do".
Can't remember who said that.

Tori, do not wear the orthopaedic glasses when trying to seduce Jack! Unless he has a fetish for Deirdre Barlow.

I'm liking Richard less every time we see him.

Tori, re golden showers. Urine is actually sterile.

Eh? What you watching. I’m still on Jono and Lauren

Me too!

Tori and Jack were going through a list of things they would and wouldn't do sexually. (yes/no/maybe) You heard the word "golden" and then the next word bleeped out.

Lauren was channelling how she used to be on the back row of double maths just before lunch on a Wednesday. Rude.

Sorry, don't know if I'm a few mins ahead of others because I'm watching the ad-free option.

You're ahead of us if watching on catchup without the ads

This made me laugh so much!

I’m not sold on Richard. Something about that laugh he does all the time. He also strongly reminds me of someone I know IRL (hence why I mixed up his age in an earlier post) which probably clouds my judgement.

Tim would LOVE to shag a 25 year old, let's be honest

Tim would do it with Alessandra.....

I would have lost it with Collins by now.

I think Natalie was been much calmer than most people would be.

Urghh. Lucinda stare is so annoying. The whole slow motion thing makes my skin crawl.
The way to Tim’s heart is good banter and a few tinnies.

Yes I think you are 😅😅😅