EASTENDERS 70. D is for DENISE AND DEAD BODY 😂 - tv pace. NO SPOILERS

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Not sure what to put for this After the huge 10mth wait for Christmas corpse. Still love that title 😂😂😂

Whitney is 20w preg. Let's hope baby is ok. Obv hasn't been taking folic acid as wasn't trying to fit a baby so please don't let baby have spina bifida.

Just let her be happy for once.

So we have penny who has dobbed in chief drug dealer

Totally get why Lauren is cross with penny

Shazz as done a runner to oz for how long ?

Linda being the usual good drunk

It stinks 😂😂😂 well it's a dead body there for 2.5w

Denise falling in was funny. I did laugh

All came out clean after moving and cementing a massive hole which looks very suss in the middle of the floor 😂

Aunt Sal is dead. Do we care ? Who will come back for her funeral ? Grant ?

Phil is 60? Obv his mum and Aunty will be dead

And be on the warpath now be knows shazza has gone to oz with his son

Jay training with honey. Both are doing in real life bless them for charity's

But the big one is D for Denise and her missing necklace

when will she reliese ……….

Sorry yes Tanya and raine. Not mel

I must proof read lol !!

And yes think raine did sleep with Ian for money

So phil slept with his cousins mum aka Glenda

All inbreed I tell you ! 😂

My God, Stacey has been rattled more times than Banksy's spray can

I honestly can't cope with seeing Denise's miserable mug for months on end.

Plus phil has kids by all 3 shazz Kathy Denise

Didn’t Ian sleep with Janine?

Yes, he paid her.

Playing the Walford version of Six Degrees of Separation game (that any two people in the world can be connected within six relationships…or fewer) is a guaranteed quick win, then.

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It's interesting that Jean has befriended Shirley's granddaughter because she was Shirley's friend for a few months long ago!
Jade isn't a slater and Dean is only loosely 'related' to Chelsea and Denise by some other means to do with Dee's ex and Shirley. Not a blood relation. Usually they tend to flock together. It is nice Jade has a new friend, but something that wouldn't happen in real life! Although why Shabnam isn't about I'm not sure either..not even a visit !

No one ever gets an STD from all that snagging. It's all a bit sleazy quesy for me. Distracted myself from the horror by watching Denise's eyebrows doing their own acting. Up andvdown like Stacey's knickers. She must draw them on half way up her forehead.

Stacey has a house full of small children. Does she not worry someone will walk in when She’s at it with Jack

I can't recall an STD storyline recently . It would make a good storyline with so many teens around , although the older characters are worse for bed hopping than the kids are and the amount of babies they all have means that contraception isn't always something they consider.

I used to wonder this when Stacey was a cam girl. When my kids were young I couldn't even have a wee without one of them bursting in.

No privacy with small children around unless your in a soap and the children are banished to the kiddie cupboards

I've cracked it: there are secret underground tunnels running from each of the Tardis houses crammed with young kids who mysteriously often are left to their own devices.

The Albert Square creche congregates under Arthur's bench.

Bernie is running it.

@AutumnalLeaves38 love this.

I think I remember a std storyline with Whitney and lee? Caused a miscarriage I think.

Yes you are right, chlamydia I think.

Bernie running an underground crèche ! lol
She could be making the breakfasts in the Vic kitchen and sending them the food via a dumb waiter affair on some pullies.
Maybe rope in Amy to help out when she's not at school

I still think an entire episode filmed from the younger kids' perspectives would be an eye-opener!

Imagine what gems they'd eavesdrop on accidentally overhear and discuss together.

There are lots of children around the result of affairs or a ONS , a story line from their point of view would be awesome
They already have Denzil and Nugget together ( even though they are not really close friends ) and Amy and Ricky as half siblings and he is a new dad.
Lily as a new mum , Tommy with his ups and downs.
We never see Arthur or Hope , but they must be getting on in age now?
Could be a whole new spin off ( like E 20 was , although I didn't watch it for some reason !)

Bet Denzel starts on the steroids soon.

I did laugh at Staceys Aubergine text (been a dull day )

Dees Bassett hound eyes are really pissing me off now, but wtf is she doing with Lucas??! eek!

Bassett hound !
Have to start calling her Fred
Oh yes, no doubt Denzil will get hooked on steroid drugs like Zack did etc
Although George might realize and save the day

Poor Aubergines
They should try and reclaim their status as a lovely veg which makes a great veggie lasagna etc.
This emoji has ruined their reputation !

Moussaka ahoy!

Great idea!

I loved how Stacey's customers just stood there patiently waiting for food while Alfie was telling her about Linda !
I do forget sometimes that certain people are not aware of the six and Ken's demise etc

Why has Denise gone to see lucas

Why do couples not know each others pin code to phone

Or are dh ans I weird that we both know each others and if need be would use his :my phone if needed