EASTENDERS 70. D is for DENISE AND DEAD BODY 😂 - tv pace. NO SPOILERS

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Not sure what to put for this After the huge 10mth wait for Christmas corpse. Still love that title 😂😂😂

Whitney is 20w preg. Let's hope baby is ok. Obv hasn't been taking folic acid as wasn't trying to fit a baby so please don't let baby have spina bifida.

Just let her be happy for once.

So we have penny who has dobbed in chief drug dealer

Totally get why Lauren is cross with penny

Shazz as done a runner to oz for how long ?

Linda being the usual good drunk

It stinks 😂😂😂 well it's a dead body there for 2.5w

Denise falling in was funny. I did laugh

All came out clean after moving and cementing a massive hole which looks very suss in the middle of the floor 😂

Aunt Sal is dead. Do we care ? Who will come back for her funeral ? Grant ?

Phil is 60? Obv his mum and Aunty will be dead

And be on the warpath now be knows shazza has gone to oz with his son

Jay training with honey. Both are doing in real life bless them for charity's

But the big one is D for Denise and her missing necklace

when will she reliese ……….

I don't think Bianca would last five minutes with Reece.😀 Felt sorry for Zac though. Hope it doesn't end in tears for Whitney.

I can always overcome ridiculous storylines in EE BUT this one with Britney and Whitney is an absolute car crash. Patsy has been a DJ too long, she isn't acting well.

The writers missed a really good opportunity for a storyline about women supporting each other, working together to help Britney and help Keeley stop the cycle - I doubt its going that way.

@Xtraincome I totally agree. It’s like a child wrote it.

Heavily pregnant Whit and Zack wealthy and free enough to leave jobs for 6 weeks to hole up in a grungy area. Whit wants to save Britney ( clearly learnt nothing of protocol from being a foster parent) A gratuitous car accident to remind us Whit is cursed with bad luck. Zack totally impotent. Literal and metaphorical car crash.

Whit is witless and reckless, living in some sentimental fantasy of being able to foster a probably disturbed pre-teen. She has no job, money or home of her own. It's beyond absurd. I' m Team Zack on this one. Funniest part was when Sonia turned up at the hospital and said 'You need a scan' like she was in charge.

Sighs relief

I thought they were going to make her lose baby then.

So close peach anniversary. 2 March

They haven't mentioned her at all

This came up on timehop so been a year

So after being hit by car she and baby girl are fine

Yet then goes storming round skanks flat

And Bianca just let's her go alone

Yes Zach is right. Someone needs to earn some money if has been 6w ans no income

Guess a little from her stall after paid whoever was looking after it

But can't run a stall and a baby

So needs to be a full time foster carer

But surely won't be given Britney as heavily preg and uproot her from mum

Not that mum gives a toss and said to have her

Unless Whitney stays in mk. But then she's gone from ee

Britney looks much older then 12. I know they need to have older to play for storylines but she looks 16

Would she leave her brother ?

I did think sw was crap sayinf needs to stay with bf who is a perve

Ans saintly Sonja. Should have worked out W was preg being a nurse and all that !!

She's had one failed ivf

I had 4 and 5 made mini blondes 💖

Yes it's awful when failed but they can try again. They have 2 embryos I think after the ec

Tho as ec was totally out of date and transfer not suprised it failed

Yes I'm still ranting about the ivf misinformation 😂

Zac mentioned Peach on Monday blonds, but only blink and you'll miss it moment !

I did miss it 😂

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-68483686

Oh wow @Catnip19

It's just a programme

He didn't like that at all

maybe a child actually did
PP said its maybe something to do with red nose day - and I had thought that too- maybe its actually been written by a child, or maybe a group of children in similar circs
which would explain the sketchy understanding of the fostering protocols etc

www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5022931-eastenders-71-tv-pace-no-spoilers

New thread

Yes this^

Agree.
Terrible acting from Patsy Palmer, she's been swanning around California for far too long.
Terrible script writing. Clichéd, lazy and treating us like morons in that we would believe this utter tosh.
What a waste of time.

I'm just playing catch up

'So how is she now then, you know after getting CLIPPED by the car'

clipped! She’s out running around the streets and dodgy drug houses

Clipped ?

She went over the bonnet didn't she

But all is fine