EASTENDERS 70. D is for DENISE AND DEAD BODY 😂 - tv pace. NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Not sure what to put for this After the huge 10mth wait for Christmas corpse. Still love that title 😂😂😂

Whitney is 20w preg. Let's hope baby is ok. Obv hasn't been taking folic acid as wasn't trying to fit a baby so please don't let baby have spina bifida.

Just let her be happy for once.

So we have penny who has dobbed in chief drug dealer

Totally get why Lauren is cross with penny

Shazz as done a runner to oz for how long ?

Linda being the usual good drunk

It stinks 😂😂😂 well it's a dead body there for 2.5w

Denise falling in was funny. I did laugh

All came out clean after moving and cementing a massive hole which looks very suss in the middle of the floor 😂

Aunt Sal is dead. Do we care ? Who will come back for her funeral ? Grant ?

Phil is 60? Obv his mum and Aunty will be dead

And be on the warpath now be knows shazza has gone to oz with his son

Jay training with honey. Both are doing in real life bless them for charity's

But the big one is D for Denise and her missing necklace

when will she reliese ……….

Maybe Jack has to have a secret pin code for job related security?

Dh and I know each others mobile codes , but we are not in the police etc
Denise's hair looked stressed out today
She also got a visiting order very quickly

When did Phil and Raine sleep together? I thought he was just her alcohol mentor?

As for Phil shagging his aunt (by marriage), remember that his mother also married his uncle (on father's side) and his son had a child with his cousin's granddaughter. They keep it in the family on EE.

An affair with his grandson's grandmother is nothing for Jack after 3 Mitchell children from 3 Mitchell women.

@Gwenhwyfar my head has exploded at your post

Think maybe phil kissed raine

As for STDs, there was a story about Mark Fowler's AIDS a long time ago, although he got it from drug use.

I thought Mark got it from his girlfriend (Gill?) Who got it from drug use. I may have misrembered though.

There are an awful lot of Mitchell children around, one way or another
Its a good thing none of them ever leave the square or there might be that accidental half sibling relationship issue. At least they know who each other are. Unless I've forgotten any....

I think Denise went to see Lucas because the pastor said she should try and speak to someone who knows how she feels and might be able to help, or something along those lines. Not sure how that's going to work out.🤔

Oh that makes some sort of twisted sense mrswhip, bloody hope she doesnt tell him what she did though!

I have my suspicions about the Pastor.

Mark my words, he'll turn out to be a wrong 'un.

Loved the triumphant smile on Suki's face as she marched away from Nish, handbag swaying in her trademark elbow hold...

But you can't just bowl up to a prison. You have to be on an accepted list of visitors for that person, take a phone call from the prison to verify you're happy to be on the list, then book a slot. Which are not that day. And then it takes hours to get in. They really could work a bit harder on research, as @Blondeshavemorefun has said re IVF.

Me too-the pastor us a wrong 'un.

Indeed @murasaki

Research stuff writers !!!

Jack has three children
Penny's mum was his first wife and she lives in France
Amy with Roxy Mitchell
Ricky with Samantha Mitchell
Ronnie's child was with Charlie cotton and Matthew and him live in Ireland although Jack did marry Ronnie for one day before she drowned.
I hope the pastor is a good one as they have too many dodgy men around atm. Even George knight has history!

The baby Jack and Ronnie had together sadly died.

I dont know my DHs password, why would I - its his phone
I dont know if he knows mine, i dont really care

She may have requested the visit around christmas? - how long does it take?
He may have been asking her to visit?

Do we want to wait around to watch that happen? or do we want drama?

True, the waiting would be dull. But I don't think the visit was arranged ages ago, rather post the chat with the pastor.

I've a feeling Denise only considered seeing Lucas because the Pastor said something about ( paraphrasing) ' other people know how you feel' thinking she is just upset / depressed.
So who understands the most about what is really bothering her , her nasty manipulative evil ex!

Stacey and Jack 😡Jack is a cheating scumbag but Stacey knows exactly why Denise is behaving in the way Jack is moaning about and is still happy to shag him behind Denise's back - utter cow. And you know when it all comes out, Jack will try to blame Denise for how it will impact his kids - look at how he emotionally blackmailed her over Amy's response when Denise wanted to leave him, and having a go at her for defending herself to Penny. I have to hand it to the scriptwriters - they are very good at making me intensely dislike characters! 😄(Although I may be slightly biased here in that I have ALWAYS loathed Stacey!)

I’ve never liked Stacey either. I think it’s been ridiculous how she’s always been some sort of magnet for the men in the Square. She’s just rough and now a grandmother in her 30s. I just don’t think Jack would be interested in her. Silly storyline and he can’t act for toffee x

Stacey treated Bradley like dirt
She did love max but ( again) he took advantage of her and was married and so on
She was with the one who used to be in Busted or Mcfly once too ! He played the part of her boyfriend in London, but Kat lured her and Lily back home to her familyyy!
She was also messing about with Kush behind martins back too at one stage and had Arthur.
She's had an eventful love life and lots more besides.

And highly fertile

Please don't make her and jack have a baby 😂

Yes, but he still had 3 Mitchell children with 3 Mitchell women.

She's attractive and was even more so in her youth. She's not going to be unpopular with men any time soon.

"She was also messing about with Kush behind martins back too at one stage"

Weren't they on a break or something?
Although Kush was engaged to Shabnam at the time.