EASTENDERS 70. D is for DENISE AND DEAD BODY 😂 - tv pace. NO SPOILERS

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Not sure what to put for this After the huge 10mth wait for Christmas corpse. Still love that title 😂😂😂

Whitney is 20w preg. Let's hope baby is ok. Obv hasn't been taking folic acid as wasn't trying to fit a baby so please don't let baby have spina bifida.

Just let her be happy for once.

So we have penny who has dobbed in chief drug dealer

Totally get why Lauren is cross with penny

Shazz as done a runner to oz for how long ?

Linda being the usual good drunk

It stinks 😂😂😂 well it's a dead body there for 2.5w

Denise falling in was funny. I did laugh

All came out clean after moving and cementing a massive hole which looks very suss in the middle of the floor 😂

Aunt Sal is dead. Do we care ? Who will come back for her funeral ? Grant ?

Phil is 60? Obv his mum and Aunty will be dead

And be on the warpath now be knows shazza has gone to oz with his son

Jay training with honey. Both are doing in real life bless them for charity's

But the big one is D for Denise and her missing necklace

when will she reliese ……….

I did warn people not to fall for ' humble Nish act ' a while back ! Leopards and spots etc

Did I miss Bernie going away to join the family or something? Or have they locked her in the Vic's kitchen permanently frying bacon, so she never gets the chance to wonder where big brother Ken might have got to?

Bernie has been held hostage in the Vic kitchen.
She was going to move in with Felix / Chelsea and Jordan last we heard !

Stacey and Jack. Nooo
Not another Branning big affair
I bet Dee finds out in a similar way that Tanya did about max and Stacey too.

Good acting from Shane there.. unlike Denises character. TBH ive never liked her, but shes being irritating with her mopey eyes and mean to the kids atm

Jacks being soooo sleazy, but with all those people in the house, theyre going to be found out, then the shits gonna hit the fan!

I'm a lone voice, but I like Dee and always have
It's the writers that ruined it by putting her with Jack. It hasn't been good for a while and to think she turned down muscles and did the right things ( in the end ) and now Jack is going to have a soppy affair with motor mouth Stacey and get even more involved with that crowd !
She is a sucker for a Branning man

we sooo disagree the80s, because i've always liked Stacey, apart from anything she really gives a shit about her kids, unlike drippy Dee imo!

Oh I know Denise is being selfish atm and I do feel for her kids, but it all started because she married Jack and the Brannings are cursed !
Stacey is a good mum and good luck to her , she is free and single and isn't hurting anyone , but Jack is !
Stacey knows the Brannings are bad news
She should try and steer clear of them all

I guess Stacey sees Jack as a night in shining armour!

Considering that Stacey has murdered someone ( in self defense admittedly) and has had so much grief in life, you'd think she'd be a lot tougher than she is , but she is so vulnerable really and men take advantage of this all the time. Jack isn't any different really , plus with his background you really would think twice

Sighs Not again

So will she be 4 x 4

So is Charli now not at risk of being taken away ?

I do feel for Denise. She hit nish. Lost her necklace so can be tied to Ken

And now jack shagging Stace

Linda is still drinking via her coffee
Cup

Glad alfie told the lads

Once Amy discovers all this , it'll set her off again with the self harming .
They just don't think about their actions sometimes and hope nobody finds out ..
they always do !

Big, big sigh at the inevitable Jack/Stacey hook-up. You don't actually have to sleep with someone just because you've held their gaze for more than 2.5 seconds. Twats.

Stacey is also being a sleaze, but then that’s nothing new for her.

Staceys single though, Jack isnt

Doesn’t matter if she’s single or attached, she’s still a horrible sleaze who’s shagging a married man. They’re both as bad as each other.

Depends how you look at it, shes had a hideous scary time .. then started getting some attention from someone that is a bit of support. Its not like she randomly threw herself at him.
We'll agree to disagree!

This

And tho bradders is dead - jack is still
Her uncle in law - or when she got with max / her brother in law

She's 35 and he's 51 in ee so 16yrs diff so guess is Pete and Emily can .......

Probably very true re Amy relapsing, sadly.

And Denise was her ally and support throughout. Not posssible, currently.

Added to the odious 42-year-old teenage bully pubicly referencing Amy self-harming in the McKlunky's queue.

Oh God, PUBLICLY not PUBICLY!!

Between jack Phil and Ian they've had a good share of the women

Jack

Selina
Ronnie
Roxy
Sam
Tania
Chelsea
Raine
Shazza
Mel
Stacey

Phil

Kathy
Shazza
Kat
Mel
Lisa
Shirley
Suzy
Dawn
Raine
Tracey
Glenda
Tanya
Denise

Ian

Mel
Shazza
Denise
Cindy
Jane
Mandy
Laura
Jean
Glenda

So all 3 have had Denise and Mel and shazza

2/3 Kathy obv not ian !!

2/3 had Glenda

2/3 had raine

Jack likes sisters - raine and Mel plus Ronnie and Roxy

Mum and daughter Denise and Chelsea

Blondes head explodes

That's from the top of my head. Sure I've missed a few locals !!

Crikey, Blondes, that's some list!

Anyone brave enough to do a colour coded flow chart? 😆

My god, when did Ian get with Glenda. I have no recollection of that.
Phil also with Emma, but not local I spose

Do you mean sisters Raine and Tanya?

Also, didn't Raine sleep with Ian when he paid her? Don't think I was watching EE at that time.