EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EE spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on iPlayer - these are dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can also read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

*Longed for I mean

He is a natural actor and does “traumatised” (is that the right word?!) well. However, as he’s leaving who knows where he’ll end up? I googled adult Abi actress and she’s done quite well for herself.

There’s gonna be blows apparently over what money Aunt Sal left and how it is or isn’t divvied up.

They are all fighting like rats in a sack now! It's a ridiculous storyline, but oddly I'm hooked on it all , probably because the actors involved make it believable!
Does Sharon know that Phil slept with Emma ?
Why was he so sheepish when Sam said he was holding something back ?
She is another busy body

Call me cynical but I’m half hooked and half thinking oh no not again… saw a pic of Phil and Kat again and I hope Kat doesn’t get ground down and put up with his shit.

The cafe cement episode was so farcical and D falling into the cement. And then Linda falling off the wagon and her mum trying and failing to get her back on. Much as I like Elaine, Linda would probably sort herself out without her.

I just feel they need more surprises in the storylines.

It was funny today though when one of them said to Stacey
' what is it with you and the Branning men ?'
😂
Will the builders notice the cement has been damaged by Dee ? What about foundations for the footings ? Surely it'll have to be re dug or whatever ? ( only going by my own small extension that was done a few years ago without any dead bodies found thank goodness )
I hate how none of them seem that empathic to Dee's dilemma either. All too worried about themselves!

Well, Sam finds out about Emma via Alfie ( who does know) and tells Kat
Kat hits the bottle.
Maybe she'll get smashed with Linda ..
What a tangled web we weave
When first to try to deceive
( or however it goes )

I’m liking Penny!
I know what she did to Lauren was beyond awful but she has a great sense of humour.
Her ‘scale of criminals’ cracked me up
”Robbers… drug dealers… serial killers… people who rip off their own gran!” 😆🤣
Hilarious 😂

The Keanu storyline is farcical. It’s become ‘The Six (now five) Do DIY SOS’ 😁
And they’re just so LOUD. Whether they’re having a secret confab in the Vic cellar, or in the caff, they bellow and shout at each other.

Maybe sassy penny will team up with Priya or Avida
They are very similar
She has the potential to be a bit of a legend
With the right stories

I don't like Penny at all. If someone. I knew had planted drugs on me I'd never speak to them again. And we have another example of people arriving from elsewhere with hardly any stuff and then deciding to stay. I take more luggage than them for a week's holiday.

Penny did a good job of explaining why she is now a reformed drug dealer ..
they are good at that on EE
One minute they all hate each other
The next they are fine after a bit of a chat

… and a bottle of vodka!

Plus they always manage to shack up within the square, you know, because 2 bedroom ground floor flats with a very understanding and generous landlord are ten a penny. They’ll have moved in within a week no doubt!

Yep. Jack might kick out Alfie and move penny and Lauren in

I hope the builder hangs around
He was quite dishy

Yes he was hot. Maybe this will be a new romance for Chelsea who’s been underused for ages.

@the80sweregreat Dave the Builder 😉

Pleased Chelsea’s back, I hope she gets a good story soon too.

It was funny when they were discussing making the cement and one of them suggested making it 'by hand'. It was as though they were about to make some pastry! Also, how many gallons would have been needed to fill that hole? And do they know the recipe?

Chelsea looked cool today
Poor Dee though , it's never easy for her is it ?
Plus Sam mentioned Phil having ' super sperm '
I'm sure the writers lurk on mumsnet ..

Apart from Sonia! She holds a grudge! 🤣

I don’t like Penny either. Too smart for her own good and glamourising drug dealing. It seemed very easy to say Juliette had hooked her in, then she moved to England (dual national or English passport) and then she carries the drugs for her. Not even a tiny bit but a huge amount! Wtaf? Lauren and Sonia are right to go nuts at her.

Yeah, Sonia is good at grudges !
( same here too tbf!)

Penny does seem very manipulative, I sense the truce with Lauren won’t last very long! Maybe Peter will come between them? Also she wasn’t going to confess until Peter forced her to by threatening to report her if she didn’t.

Not sure if this has been mentioned already, but just seen a potential spoiler that Lauren and Zak have a fling?!

Nish is out of hospital next week, with apparent memory loss. I expect The Six story will run to the show’s 40th anniversary next year - there’s a lot they can do with it (Nish blackmailing Suki, Linda continuing to drink and confiding to Johnny, Educating Dee planning ways to get her necklace and having a breakdown, Legal eagle Eve getting involved in the cover up).

Oh no! I suppose there were early signs, what with him showing off his six pack and her gawping at him.

I do think Eve will end up being a (dis)honourable member of The Six due to her connection with Stacey and Suki

We know that she has already covered up a crime with Freddy so no doubt would do something to protect them