EASTENDERS 69 - THE CHRISTMAS CORPSE - tv pace no spoilers

[Blondeshavemorefun]

I have been sooooooooo wanting to do this title

I can't R.E.M. who said the Christmas corpse a few titles ago - but this no 69 (blondes giggles) is dedicated to you

So who will be killed Christmas Day

And by who

Hedge your bets

Linda
Denise
Suki
Stacey
Kathy

Shazza

Phil
Keanu
Nish
Ravi
Jack
Sean

Or someone else .......

Lola's video was lovely
Made an a bit teary , but it's that time of year!

Nish and Stacey

This is my first one

Or

As I said ken and Dean looked similar the other day with the beards to Linda killing Dean but actually got ken

Or

Shazza killing ken but actually got Dean

Absolute same. I’m not sad now that a pre-recorded video comes out for every event. Are we going to get these until Lexie turns 18.

Oh don't worry, Lola will be forgotten soon enough after Christmas im sure !

Kat's has had a very low profile in all this lately, just a deadly look at Sharon the other night when she was talking to Keanu about Albie's birth certificate.
Is it definitely one of the 6 women who kills someone, accidently or not?
Finger's crossed it isn't Phil who dies🤞🥔😄

Kat is very much airbrushed out of most story lines. I often wonder why as she is an interesting character and had some good storylines previously and been around a long time

As I’ve said upthread could the six women be red herrings? Exciting stuff!

But the actress who plays Kat is well known off screen for getting drunk and then on a couple of occasions has been “off” for a few episodes. Maybe the scriptwriters are deliberately giving her no/weak storylines but can’t write her out or not just yet anyway.

IF Phil finds out that Kat knew about Albies paternity , he will not be best pleased.
( despite doing much worse himself historically etc etc)

The most interesting storylines were when she sacked Mitch and confronted Karen. Hardly earth shaking. Amy acts more than she does!

”but I was keeping the faaahhhhmmmiiillyyy togewther Phiiilll” Kat will scream/shout through a face of smeared/running down face mascara/eyeliner”.

According to the secret six programme that I watched after making sure no spoilers

It's def one of the 6 woman

Plus all the hype over the last 10mths saying the 6 won't ever have life the same again means must be one of them

Did you all say who

Nish and Stacey is my first bet

Yes phil will flip at kat once shazza finds phil knows and say did kat tell you

Or Bernie will plop Ken in it with both about kidnapping and shazza will think Phil knows about albie and dump herself in it not knowing he doesn't know about that

Wiry so many secrets and lies floating around , it's bound to be difficult to know who knows what I think

Kat and Zoe finding out she was her mum was good. Kat was one of EE's more interesting characters for many years , especially with Alfie as well. Lately not so much

I think this is it. They can’t 100% rely on her so give her bit parts in big storylines in case they have to rewrite scenes when she is shit faced unwell and unable to come to the set.

Maybe Zac will tell Phil about Albie ?
His gearing up for a smashing Christmas finding out ( possibly) that his a dad again and the dirty money he gave Sharon for the ransom was all set up by Ken too.
Mind you, Christmas is rarely smooth on the square , so he should be kind of used to it !

Maybe The Six will have a mass frenzy and go on a killing bender where nobody can work out who dealt the fatal wound to the six men

Then it'll be who killed who.

All six losing it after a rubbish year for them all because of men raping , stalking , threatening and murdering people all year! Not to mention what Dean did making L ' confess ' to lying etc :( and Kathy losing her beloved caf and now having to sit in the Vic each day moaning into her G and T.
The ' Christmas Day massacre ' by women just fed up with it all

It’s time for the story to end.

I now think Dean will be killed because he may try to rape Gina (there has to be a reason why she’s getting close to him).

Gina is an idiot for trying to even help Dean
It's sad about his daughter , but no excuse to be a vile evil individual
I'm rather hoping Shirley rocks up and finishes him off , but a plot line too many I think

Being murdered by Shirl would be the ultimate terror experience. Love Shirl 🤩

Okay....
My twopenny worth is it's Kathy who gets drunk, falls on the knight statue by the fireplace, it's sword drops and slices Keanu in half - a bit gruesome!

Shirl already try to drown Dean in the bath after she found him trying to rape Roxy.

I’d love her to come back - she is one of EE’s all time greats along with Janine - but I don’t think there’s ‘space’ for her and Elaine (not literally as the the Vic is a Tardis so she’d move back in the no problem) but character-wise they are a bit similar.

I'd forgotten that about Dean and Shirley !