EASTENDERS 69 - THE CHRISTMAS CORPSE - tv pace no spoilers

[Blondeshavemorefun]

I have been sooooooooo wanting to do this title

I can't R.E.M. who said the Christmas corpse a few titles ago - but this no 69 (blondes giggles) is dedicated to you

So who will be killed Christmas Day

And by who

Hedge your bets

Linda
Denise
Suki
Stacey
Kathy

Shazza

Phil
Keanu
Nish
Ravi
Jack
Sean

Or someone else .......

How is that a spoiler?

We are all speculating on possibilities.

I still hope Eve turns up on Xmas day.

I'm wondering why the police haven't traced Eves's phone yet, surely that's the first thing they would do in a missing person inquiry.

Ravi smashed up Eves phone

Is speculation based on an interview a cast member has given allowed? Kellie Bright said something v interesting in a Radio Tomes interview that has made me do a 360 on who I think the victim is.

It surely can’t be Phil. Who would he try to attack and why? The only person he might be angry with is Sharon for concealing Albie’s true paternity but I can’t see him trying to harm her.

What I can’t work out is why the women are there and no-one else, what would have brought them all together in the pub. Where are all the wedding guests…

Wasn't the buffet all laid out and not eaten so must be after the wedding but before reception

Unless shazza doesnt actually marry Ken

So goes to church and about to say vows and sod thing happens

I still think Bernie may spill as she's lost everything due to Ken

Bernie is bound to spill the beans eventually !
Ken just looks at her as like a startled deer in the headlights , he is spineless and so weak
Sharon deserves better tbh

Phil will be fucking delighted to find out he has another kid to join his crime empire, and one with Sharon no less. They’re soulmates in my opinion

Phil and Sharon are soul mates
I know she adored Denny, but Phil and her are like pie n mash , fish n chips
Belong together

An "isn't there a rumour it's x, y, z" is suggesting that there is specific talk about this character, rather than just people guessing as to who it is.
If I've misunderstood, apologies

It's all pointing to a Sharon and Phil reunion, for sure.

They do

Same as kat and alfie

Police found Ranvirs body didn't they? So he is properly dead dead surely?

Nobody is ever properly ' dead ' in Eastenders!
( ponders Den, Kathy and Cindy Rose !)
However , I do believe Ranvir is actually dead.
As far as we know

Why isnt Theo on our corpse list?
He hasnt been sentenced yet and we still dont know if he taped Stacey in the cafe...

Phil will not be dead! No way will Steve McFadden give up his cushy panto friendly job.
I was wondering about the broken wine bottle and links to Nish and Eve, but Jack still feels likely as he's so unlikely 🤷‍♀️

Maybe a nod to Linda’s drinking?!

If Nish goes Kathy can maybe get the cafe back.

I still think there is a 7th lady. In the pic of the six there is sharon at front and two one side and three the other. Looks uneven to me! Might be Cindy doing a usual faux pas and accidentally killing someone. Or Eve as has been mentioned.

Alfie and the cuff links made me laugh.
I personally think the body is Nish. No idea who did it though, I think it could be any one of them.

There was an episode a few weeks ago where Nish and Suki were in the minute mart. Behind Nish was a magazine and an article was titled ' Hubby killed by wife ' or something very similar. I think that was a clue!

Theo is in Scotland on bail.. or is he ? Doof doof doof

Afterwards, I hope we get some insight into the planning and preparing for all this, and how they went about it.
I'd particularly love to know when they decided who was the victim and who was the killer - i.e did they always know, or did they only decide in the past few weeks

I hope Christmas corpse isn't Jack only because I hope that Denise gets shit hot legal representation ( maybe Phil can sort it, she the mother of his kid) and take the shouting cheating git to the cleaners. Not get banged up for his murder.
Phil will love Albie being his, a chance to have a "proper Mitchell" heir. We all know he views Ben as a bit of a disappointment, doesn't care for girls, seems indifferent to Raymond, has had substitutes in Denny and Tommy. But this would be the real deal with Sharon ( who he would consider "proper" East end) and would be such a boost to his macho ego. Kath and her boys are going to be sidelined ( especially when he finds out she knew).

Oh absolutely Dee should divorce him and take him to the cleaners !
Agree that a Sharon / Phil child is awesome and Albie will be a force of nature in fifteen years time too ! Can you imagine it ?

The next generation Mitchell clan will rule EE: Ben, Louise Raymond & Albie plus all the assorted grandchildren. Plus Courtney, Mark Jr and god knows how many other kids Grant has.

Blimey , the Mitchell empire eh!!

Peggy is also a Mitchell
I bet she'll be a little gangster woman in a few years time. Hanging out in the costa del crime