EASTENDERS 69 - THE CHRISTMAS CORPSE - tv pace no spoilers

[Blondeshavemorefun]

I have been sooooooooo wanting to do this title

I can't R.E.M. who said the Christmas corpse a few titles ago - but this no 69 (blondes giggles) is dedicated to you

So who will be killed Christmas Day

And by who

Hedge your bets

Linda
Denise
Suki
Stacey
Kathy

Shazza

Phil
Keanu
Nish
Ravi
Jack
Sean

Or someone else .......

Surely Linda would just stick the turkey fork in the dishwasher and run it a couple of times?
Then put away until next Christmas

So sorry for laughing at Dees big D falling into the hole.
It was so funny
Jack's gonna ask where's your big D Dee and she's going to realise and stare at the camera in shock 😂

I'd definitely try and dump that Turkey fork or do as below!
Be funny if they say to L this Christmas ' you be mother and carve the Turkey ' ..
then out it comes
That's if she isn't in prison by then

DP, when he had finished snorting with derision, told me that there is no way that cement will be set by the next day and that it's impossible to hand mix without wearing a lot of it. And that's assuming experience in mixing. So there's no way the builders can go in tomorrow and then get away with it.

I still bet that Suki will stop the builders again
Or maybe Vinnie or nish might put things off for a while now they are divorcing
I can't see how else they can string it out for once those men move in on the place

Shame that the story has developed in such a silly way
I really enjoyed the first few episodes about the ‘Christmas Corpse’ , but it’s just turned into a farce, in which I’m no longer invested; even Sharon’s had enough and gone!

Very surprised that nosey Sonia hasn’t got involved

I must say, I'm not getting all the Lauren hate! I think she was perfectly right to behave the way she did towards her drug dealing cousin, although not the way she spoke to Linda. She was also very sweet with Annie.

Plus I totally agree that she should move away from the square, being one of only few characters to say that there was nothing left for her there! Too right girl. You go find a better life somewhere else, ffs!

Its a shame 'the six' women have been portrayed as such numptys, only Billy and Alfie could do a worse job

Using the double pronged fork might be what causes the police to unravel their story - if they ever find the body, obv. His wound would prob show them what sort of implement had been used as the weapon.

This is the part that annoys me the most. There is no way those women couldn't have take on both Nish and Keanu at the time without resorting to a) SO much screaming and b) burying (and reburying) a corpse. Nish is skinny and small. I could have knocked him out with my left tit.

That’s next years Xmas plot sorted - death by @EconomyClassRockstars left tit!
be more believable than the current stupid plot!

it’s so ridiculous I keep watching it 🥴

Apparently , you can't concrete over wood , or not very well anyway.
They would have been better to have taken him to the woods and just cleaned out George's car the next day or taken it to a valet place for a proper clean
However, it is what it is and I'm wondering now how long till the body is found
Tina was missing for under a year

My ex works on building sites and he is always covered in cement/powder. They didn't have a hair out of place let alone a broken nail.

They also knew how to mix cement and yet none of them have dated builders, done building work as far as I can remember so where did they learn that from? Where did the water to mix it come from?

The whole plot is laughable and is actually now so far fetched it's like a Carry on film (sorry Sid and Babs that's actually an insult).

The body under the floor of a derelict building is a rather close to the story of Tina at the Argi bhaji (spelling )

I hope they build on it and no one finds out until it much later when it has a bus drive into it in a few years. As the buses only come past the market every few years 😃

Builders finding the body is too obvious !

It does seem a recycle of previous stories.
Tina's body under the Indian restaurant, Denise loosing her big D necklace like she did when Raymond was conceived.

Didn't Denise also sell her D necklace for £5 when she was having to use the food bank and was down on her luck a few years back. I'm sure she sold it to one of the market stall holders and then maybe Patrick bought it back for her. That necklace gets more air time than Tracey from the pub

Just watching last nights now as at work

She's 20w preg. How the wjll did she miss that ?

Boobs growing. Showing tummy ? Sickness etx

Nothing of that

This

And yes well done for calling whit

It stinks 😂😂😂 well it's a dead body there for 2.5w

Denise falling in was funny. I did laugh

It was so funny with Dee and the grave
I haven't laughed like that in ages

@EconomyClassRockstar

Pmsl at left tit comment

But true

Someone needs to do a meme of Denise in Keanu's grave
'If you think your having a bad day ' .. then a photo of Dee trying to get out of there in heels
Would be hilarious

The left tit comment was funny too !..

This. Would have been much easier

Why would police even think of looking in George's car in the first place

Body needs to be away from the square

Now Denise is getting it on with big jack 😂

Denise Pawned her necklace at the handy pawn shop that is now a pie and mash shop
Big Jack ! 😂
Dunno what anyone sees in him myself
His another one who just shouts and throws his weight about