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EASTENDERS 69 - THE CHRISTMAS CORPSE - tv pace no spoilers

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Blondeshavemorefun · 18/12/2023 20:58

I have been sooooooooo wanting to do this title

I can't R.E.M. who said the Christmas corpse a few titles ago - but this no 69 (blondes giggles) is dedicated to you

So who will be killed Christmas Day

And by who

Hedge your bets

Linda
Denise
Suki
Stacey
Kathy

Shazza

Phil
Keanu
Nish
Ravi
Jack
Sean

Or someone else .......

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equilux · 24/12/2023 12:59

Shirl can come back with her thigh boots and clean up everything in the square

the80sweregreat · 24/12/2023 13:00

Shirley is a legend for sure
She always gave Linda a hard time though

Whatwaswrongwiththatusername · 24/12/2023 14:54

What does anybody think about the finding out who killed whichever one if turns out to be? A lot of them would have more than one of the women who it could plausibly be.

Do we think the murder will actually be shown? So that we know exactly what happened and who did it right from the start? Or do you think it'll be one of those long running storylines where nobody actually knows who did it (apart from the six women themselves if they were all there as the ff shows) for months and months, or weeks and weeks?

Or, will it all be tidied up by the end of the week, and we'll know everything, as will everyone else in the square, and/or police?

Hasn't there been other Xmas day weddings in the past, either in the vic or elsewhere afterwards? I feel as though there must've been at some point? There's at least a hundred ways that anything that has happened at Xmas on the square has gone tits up in the past? I mean wasn't it Xmas that the recording was played when Philth found out about Sharon and Grant? If so why on earth would Sharon (or anybody else for that matter) willingly choose for something so big as her own wedding to be on Xmas day?

So many questions! So many options! Who killed who in the library with the lead pipe?! Maybe not literally the library, as I don't get the impression that Walford even has one 😂

Glad that iplayer wont have tomorrow's on iplayer, just to remove any temptation 😈 also hope the rest of the week's eps aren't dropped early either.

My own personal guess is I really have no idea! If it was me and I knew them all like that I think I'd hate Nish and Dean the most. Both of them have been vile in regards to women. But also, now Jack manipulating/blackmailing Dee if she dare tries to leave is showing real red flags for yet another man who will potentially become an actual, physical danger to women, either now, as part of this storyline (although I doubt it), or later on?

I am also of the opinion that something is going to happen to Gina, by Dean. He's such a sickening character already! I really do hope that this doesn't happen, it would be one of the worse storylines from EE..

Still. I don't have a clue!! 😂😂 Ooh this was unexpectedly long. Apologies 😬

gingercat02 · 24/12/2023 14:56

I think they might show the main story on Christmas night and then maybe flashbacks to all the possible rucks that have gone on

Whatwaswrongwiththatusername · 24/12/2023 15:04

Oh, and also the massive Den/Angie Xmas day blow up?! Surely even that would be bad enough for Sharon to not actually choose the vic and on Xmas day for something so important? Obviously, tho, it's EE so anybody could/would literally do anything, regardless of previous big storylines!

I'm sure in real life the square would be totally deserted and nothing but tumbleweed would ever be seen there, because who would want to live in a tiny little square that must have the highest murder/rape/serious crime etc in the entire world? I'm sure somebody could come up with the actual statistical probability of the likelihood of something happening to them if they lived there, using the numbers of characters that have ever lived there against the crime/serious incident/deaths that have happened. 😆 so much overthinking!

the80sweregreat · 24/12/2023 15:54

I'd love it open tomorrow night with the dishy detective who was questioning Nish and Ravi the other day asking ' the six ' their observations on Christmas Day and then a flash back to each characters day. All of them in grey prison cell trackie's trying to not look too guilty ! Will their stories all be the same ?

Southeastdweller · 24/12/2023 20:12

Glad that iplayer wont have tomorrow's on iplayer, just to remove any temptation 😈 also hope the rest of the week's eps aren't dropped early either.

Apart from tomorrow's episode, all episodes this week be dropped early on iPlayer, as usual.

Eastie77Returns · 24/12/2023 20:50

Just watched yesterday’s episode.

I cannot understand Suki yet again hanging around unnecessarily, this time because Nugget will be left in a house on his own with out food etc. Except his mum and sister are clearly around?! When she told Jack she needed an extra 24 hours..fml. Where was Eve supposed to hide until then, given that Stacey has a houseful? And if they wait until Xmas day how easy does she she think it will be to fly abroad.

the80sweregreat · 24/12/2023 20:56

Stacey too was putting Eve through the ringer about leaving before Christmas at one stage
I was just thinking ' well , we all know Suki isn't going anywhere'!!

the80sweregreat · 24/12/2023 21:06

Strange thing is , Sharon wanted Ken to pay for a '
Classy ' venue for Albies christening ( as I recall ) yet this is a big old church do with all the finery at Christmas time and the reception is in her old home, scene of much misery and mayhem nearly every Christmas

qazxc · 24/12/2023 23:49

I am not sure that the killer/ body are the people advertised. As far as I remember Bobby wasn't on the short list for " who killed Lucy" so Eastenders do have form for red herrings.

bizzey · 24/12/2023 23:58

On that basis ...it is not one of the women...and not one of the men ...

But they have all witnessed it .!

bizzey · 25/12/2023 00:09

I was watching the " six " yesterday.

Son came I to my room ..and asked me why it was only the women on the chat show....

Wellllll i said...!

Because they are the six ...( Confused look from him 🤔)

I then went to explain about the fast forward that we saw in February...

We saw a dead body with particular cufflinks ..

All the women had grief with certain men..

Cufflinks got won in a poker game..

Cufflinks got passed around to other people in the mean time ..

Alfie and Billy got hold of identical cufflinks..that may be knock off or not ...

Lots of cufflinks were bought ...

So now we have 7 sets of cufflinks out and about...

And there is a wedding on Christmas day...

But..

Well I got to that part ...looked at ds 's face and just burst out laughing 🤣🤣...

I hadn't even explained the kidnap and paternity stuff !!

He told me ..
" I now know why your brain cells are dying off ""

🤣🤣🤣🤣
!!

bizzey · 25/12/2023 00:10

Happy Christmas everyone ⛄🎁🎄🎄!

the80sweregreat · 25/12/2023 06:21

Merry Christmas 🎁🎄
X

Southeastdweller · 25/12/2023 07:02

Merry Christmas everyone 🥳

I usually watch EE now so I’m pretty annoyed I have to wait 15 hours!

CrystalTitsBoss · 25/12/2023 07:17

What time is it on?

Merry Christmas all.

Southeastdweller · 25/12/2023 07:36

9.45.

Eastie77Returns · 25/12/2023 07:48

14 hours to go!!

Eastie77Returns · 25/12/2023 07:55

the80sweregreat · 24/12/2023 21:06

Strange thing is , Sharon wanted Ken to pay for a '
Classy ' venue for Albies christening ( as I recall ) yet this is a big old church do with all the finery at Christmas time and the reception is in her old home, scene of much misery and mayhem nearly every Christmas

I cannot remember an EE wedding in living memory where the reception didn’t take place at the Vic?!

No matter how classy the wedding venue, every bride and groom has been happy to have Ian’s ropey sandwiches and quiches back at an old pub. Even those married multiple times.

Xmas Trivia Question: how many husbands and wives have Sharon, Ian and Phil between them brought back to the Vic for a reception? 😂

the80sweregreat · 25/12/2023 08:28

Ken is Sharon's fifth husband !
Roll on tonight ...

theconfidenceofwho · 25/12/2023 09:12

@Eastie77Returns Mick & Linda were at a fancy hotel somewhere (even though he was in a pink bathrobe) & Ronnie & Jack were somewhere fancy too with a deadly swimming pool!

Blondeshavemorefun · 25/12/2023 09:37

the80sweregreat · 24/12/2023 21:06

Strange thing is , Sharon wanted Ken to pay for a '
Classy ' venue for Albies christening ( as I recall ) yet this is a big old church do with all the finery at Christmas time and the reception is in her old home, scene of much misery and mayhem nearly every Christmas

Everyone who gets married has their reception in the Vic

Never a posh sit down meal

Just a buffet

Prob saving each couple many thousands in food costs 😂

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the80sweregreat · 25/12/2023 09:37

I'd say that the majority of the celebrations have been in the Vic , but yes, a few times they went on location ( if any money left in the budget !)
Plus the great Thames boat disaster of 2020

Blondeshavemorefun · 25/12/2023 09:38

Indeed the odd one not in the Vic

But then all in the squad get invited to eveey wedding

Never any extra friends or family rocking up

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