EASTENDERS 69 - THE CHRISTMAS CORPSE - tv pace no spoilers

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I have been sooooooooo wanting to do this title

I can't R.E.M. who said the Christmas corpse a few titles ago - but this no 69 (blondes giggles) is dedicated to you

So who will be killed Christmas Day

And by who

Hedge your bets

Linda
Denise
Suki
Stacey
Kathy

Shazza

Phil
Keanu
Nish
Ravi
Jack
Sean

Or someone else .......

The build up to Christmas Day has been excellent this year and when they showed the Vic looking all creepy it felt more like watching a film.

I hope the corpse isn’t ravi, Ken or Nish as they’re all quite hot 😂

Yeah. But hiding the hands doesn't make it more likely that it's one of them.

Hiding the hands is purely so we have zero clues from the body

And Martin too.

Exactly, if they showed the hands and they were white it then could not be Howie, Nish, Ravi, Patrick, Nugget, Felix, or Vinny.

Everyone who is saying it can't be x, y, or z because it's been such a big build-up - how many times has Eastenders had a big build-up that turns out to be a boring disappointment? Remember the bus crash? Huge amount of publicity around it and then basically it ended with Martin suffering a bit of a grubby t shirt..

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So true! I've already said to my friend, the bigger the buildup, the bigger the disappointment

Whatever way we look at it, probably half of us will be disappointed

Sure, but this story is different and comparable to past stories of ‘Who Killed Archie?’, ‘Who Killed Lucy? And who’s the father of Michelle’s baby.

I think somehow Sharon knows about Keanus part in the kidnapping, if the side eye she gave at the end of the episode means anything.

I’m convinced Sharon has always known about Keanu’s involvement in the kidnapping. She is not dim and I can’t believe she thinks Karen came up with the plot on her own.

Bearing in mind she calmly tried to murder Ian after the whole Denny business, maybe it’s Keanu whose time is up…

I missed the side eye !

Perhaps the mystery corpse is Mick, made his way home for Christmas, couldn't get into the Vic so climbed down the chimney like Santa, in the dark a drunken Linda thought it was Dean and wacked him. Just a thought.

I wondered this. Maybe there is no murderer!

Exactly this. The big build up to total “so what?”
Really hope it’s not disappointing. Still think The Six are red herrings. Still hoping another character will appear and be the killer. That would be truly gripping. (I’m far too invested in this 🤣)

I’m pretty sure the resolution will be something predictable - all of the Six did it and Keanu is the one who dies. But nothing outlandish and nothing about characters nobody gives a shit about.

It says one of the 6 kills one of the 6 men

So def be

Nish Ravi phil Dean jack Ken dead dead

No, there's 7 men.
Rocky too.

Nah not Rocky

Kaf won't kill him

I was just saying there's 7 men, as he's officially one of The Seven.

Also, remember, Kaf doesn't need to kill him - any of them could accidentally do it.

Nods wisely to @Twonewcats

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Also, wasnt it nice hearing Howie sing?

Yes, I knew he'd be good when Kim was telling everyone not to let him. He sounded lovely, that was my favourite carol as well.

We heard Pearl speak the other day ( but didn't see her ) , but Kim never mentions Mika at all
Is she still at the private school ?

Yes howie had a lovely voice

Lola's video didn't affect me. Tough blondes

But loved the way they did howie singing - life around the square and Lola video

Who do we all reckon the body is and the killer is?

My theory for each persons motive to kill each