EASTENDERS 69 - THE CHRISTMAS CORPSE - tv pace no spoilers

[Blondeshavemorefun]

I have been sooooooooo wanting to do this title

I can't R.E.M. who said the Christmas corpse a few titles ago - but this no 69 (blondes giggles) is dedicated to you

So who will be killed Christmas Day

And by who

Hedge your bets

Linda
Denise
Suki
Stacey
Kathy

Shazza

Phil
Keanu
Nish
Ravi
Jack
Sean

Or someone else .......

and yes, I agree, it's ridiculous that they hid the body - they either all go to jail or all get away with it, which seems impossible since half the Square can probably already smell a body.

Would a body still be in one piece after a few weeks? But it had been cold tbf.

@Twonewcats they will escape off to Spain, that’s what normally happens…but they must get away with it as Eastenders wouldn’t cull 6 characters at once would they? Also Stace has already been to prison once for murder and has to look after Lil and Charlie! 😂🤷‍♀️

Also agree with the Max/Annie thing, I also thought it was a big secret but now I’m confused…I would have thought Linda would have minded more? A tenuous storyline to keep Lauren around

Annie melted my heart when she went to cuddle Lauren

Tho the whispering was funny but a good way to get a child to talk without saying anything 😂

Not sure what they will do with Ken

Shazza done a runner

Nish obv hasn't forgiven suki and never will

And will he ever R.E.M. it was Denise

Didn’t Denise hit Nish from behind. If so he probably didn’t even see who it was

Dee did hit nish from behind with the bottle
His bound to scupper the divorce , probably once the dodgy bandage is off and his out and about ( by next week I suppose !
He won't let her go that easily

Still don't understand how nish has been in a coma /unconscious for 2w since Xmas day

But ravi who got hit prob harder as nish is male with a heavy rolling pin is fine

Nothing makes sense with the whole storyline tbh
Ravi looked well yesterday.
Nish has a dodgy bandage and was really injured and poorly.
Ken is no more :(
Now six are only five!

Shazza won't be gone for long surely ?

Still waiting for Lindas Ken killing knife to be discovered.. i remember at the time she stashed it under her bed, well thats a bit of a dumb move..

Jelly
I'm hoping that linda will send the kids and everyone else out for the day and actually do something with the Turkey fork!
Easy done, but she's a mess at the moment and not thinking straight

Dee's big D 🤣

Dee in Ken's grave did make me laugh out loud. Probably not what the writers wanted us to do either ! 😂

Howling 😂

the80s silly me thought it was a knife, turkey fork was it?

Yep, no-ones gonna notice a newly laid cement patch, in a dirty dusty room are they?

I called it a knife early doors Boxing Day and was told no, it was a Turkey fork !!
You live and learn eh? Lol

Indeed ya do!!

I bet that Suki and her large handbag will match over to the doomed cafe and demand the builders stop again with some lie or another
Or hit one of them with her big bag and cause a scene

March , not match

Whose getting the horrible caravan of aunt sal's then ?
That was set on fire once I believe , it can't be worth that much !

I actually laughed out loud when a deadpan Phil said Aunt Sal was "dead" 🙃

That was funny ! Honey moaning about Aunt Sal's Christmas card, then bam , she's dead.

So six women, some of them in ridiculously high heels (Linda!), and one of whom falls in a hole containing a corpse, lift a body from a hole in a burned out rubble strewn cafe, in a busy residential area in London in the early evening, dig a much deeper hole, replace the body, mix a large amount of cement and fill the hole and smooth it over, without anyone hearing or noticing a thing, and then emerge without a speck of dust or soot on them, nor having even slightly perspired from the effort! Amazing!

P.S. do I get a point for saying I thought Whit would be further along than she thought?