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EASTENDERS 69 - THE CHRISTMAS CORPSE - tv pace no spoilers

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Blondeshavemorefun · 18/12/2023 20:58

I have been sooooooooo wanting to do this title

I can't R.E.M. who said the Christmas corpse a few titles ago - but this no 69 (blondes giggles) is dedicated to you

So who will be killed Christmas Day

And by who

Hedge your bets

Linda
Denise
Suki
Stacey
Kathy

Shazza

Phil
Keanu
Nish
Ravi
Jack
Sean

Or someone else .......

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the80sweregreat · 09/01/2024 19:54

Sonia should have known better , but really it's just a lazy plot device so Lauren stays on I suppose ( but hopefully not )

Sonia is such a busy body.

I can't work out how so many people know about Annie when I thought Linda had managed to pass her off as Micks ? Or maybe it's yet more plots I've forgotten about over the years and how people found out about it.

Jellykat · 09/01/2024 19:59

Agree re Max / Annie, ive been trying to work out how Peter knew?

the80sweregreat · 09/01/2024 20:02

Yeah. How did Peter , Sonia and just about everyone else know about Annie ?
I remember it as Linda convincing Mick / Shirley etc that Max wasn't her dad ? I know I often get it all wrong , but I don't recall people finding out anything ? Or any big reveals ?
Max doesn't know but Jack does ?
Or does max know ... confused 😂

Blondeshavemorefun · 09/01/2024 20:06

amprev · 09/01/2024 19:50

It also seems a bit out of character for Sonia to have told Lauren about Annie. Not the behaviour of a multi-skilled health professional.

A skilled health worker who knows nothing about

How important the trigger shot is. It is timed and can't be delayed

To not test before the 2ww

I'm Still ranting about ivf 😂

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the80sweregreat · 09/01/2024 20:10

I did feel sorry for Linda today and yes, I know she can be a pain and cheated on mick once and back on the sauce and murdered Ken ( in self defense) but she desperately needs a hug too! She is almost as tragic a character as Whitney is and her mum making her do that confession with Dean was unforgivable too.
Will they try and track down Sharon and Albie at the airport ? Or let her go?
Lucky her though off to Aus with a young child
It's a long old flight

the80sweregreat · 09/01/2024 20:11

Sonia knows nothing Blonds ! She is a meddlesome busy body with a boring boyfriend ( who is married) and never at work
Now going around telling people huge secrets when it's not wanted to boot !

Wasntmeanttobelikethis · 09/01/2024 20:21

If Lauren does stay, she is really going to annoy me with her shouty, unvaried delivery of her lines
Am really starting to enjoy any scenes with Priya and her daughter: potential Eastenders legendary women

Wasntmeanttobelikethis · 09/01/2024 20:24

And Sonia really annoys me, too. So desperate to have a baby with a man she’s known for 5 minutes, yet keen to lecture everyone else on their lives ….

the80sweregreat · 09/01/2024 20:24

I also like Priya and Avida
Both sassy and I still believe that her and Ravi would be a great couple together. She gave him a look today which hinted at her still fancying him ( despite it all )

Infusedwithfigandhoney · 09/01/2024 20:39

the80sweregreat · 09/01/2024 20:02

Yeah. How did Peter , Sonia and just about everyone else know about Annie ?
I remember it as Linda convincing Mick / Shirley etc that Max wasn't her dad ? I know I often get it all wrong , but I don't recall people finding out anything ? Or any big reveals ?
Max doesn't know but Jack does ?
Or does max know ... confused 😂

It's soooo annoying they have done this when the storyline was only Mick and L knew then Rainie Cross guessed and threatened to tell Max.
Grrrr !

VivienneDelacroix · 09/01/2024 20:54

Wasntmeanttobelikethis · 09/01/2024 20:24

And Sonia really annoys me, too. So desperate to have a baby with a man she’s known for 5 minutes, yet keen to lecture everyone else on their lives ….

Sonia has morphed into Pauline.

the80sweregreat · 09/01/2024 20:59

The writers clearly do not do any homework about the characters back stories at all
Plus they seem to have it in for Linda

Wasntmeanttobelikethis · 09/01/2024 21:07

Had to laugh when Annie( so cute) and her mum had the same knot of hair in a bow on the top of their heads

the80sweregreat · 09/01/2024 21:30

Annie's little dressing gown was so cute
I didn't notice her hair tbh

Infusedwithfigandhoney · 09/01/2024 21:46

It would have been better if Lauren had seen little Annie and realised she was a carbon copy of Abi.
Flashbacks etc
She already said about the memories of walking to school with Abi etc

L needs to stop the booze or she's going to lose her .

Fiddlersgreen · 09/01/2024 21:49

She mentioned all the memories with Abi but not Bradley?

Twonewcats · 09/01/2024 22:18

To be fair, Old Peter is technically New Peter, and New Peter is Old Peter 😅

EconomyClassRockstar · 09/01/2024 22:34

I am so over the whole dead Keanu story. It's batshit crazy even on Eastenders levels.

Also, who the heck styles Linda because nobody dresses like that in real life. It's so annoying!

the80sweregreat · 10/01/2024 06:18

They all have their ' signature' looks and L's is one of the worst ones ! They must have her clothes made for her especially anything with flamingos on them.
I do like Elaine's camisole tops , but they look cold in the winter even with a top over them or a jacket and not that practical for the job she does
At least Kat and Sam and Sharon wear warm coats
Suki always looks nice but her handbag gets on my nerves ! Lol

lazymum99 · 10/01/2024 08:54

Annie whispering into Linda’s ear (not) was hysterical. It looked like one of those old fashioned comedians with a puppet! She was sweet and smiley though

Mythnames · 10/01/2024 08:59

I have a theory in my head that Keanu wasn’t dead and somehow escaped. I bet they will go to move the body and it won’t be there 😂…otherwise this storyline is ridiculous. There is no way they will be able to cover this up, and all 6 main characters go to prison (or Spain knowing Eastenders). Also why hasn’t anyone searched the cafe yet? Ie the police?

AmyTurtleRocks · 10/01/2024 09:00

I thought Annie whispering into Linda's ear was a bit like a 1970's ventriloquist act.

I also get the rage over Sukis handbag, she's had the same bag since her arrival. It's the way she hangs it off of her bent arm when she's walking. She plonked it down on Stacey's table the other day too. I wonder what's inside, it always looks heavy to me.

Don't get me started on Linda's clothes. Her hair gives be the rage too, and her earrings.

the80sweregreat · 10/01/2024 09:12

The police have swallowed the story that Ken run off with the murder weapon and that's that
I know Kathy mentioned to them that he took the Turkey fork with him , although I guess he is only up for assault or GBH now as Nish is alive ? ( I know Ken is dead, but they don't know this of course)

Hastheslotharrivedyet · 10/01/2024 09:27

EconomyClassRockstar · 09/01/2024 22:34

I am so over the whole dead Keanu story. It's batshit crazy even on Eastenders levels.

Also, who the heck styles Linda because nobody dresses like that in real life. It's so annoying!

Exactly. How do they think they are going to move the body? They’ve already been seen once!
Linda’s style is so dated and odd.

Twonewcats · 10/01/2024 09:55

Mythnames · 10/01/2024 08:59

I have a theory in my head that Keanu wasn’t dead and somehow escaped. I bet they will go to move the body and it won’t be there 😂…otherwise this storyline is ridiculous. There is no way they will be able to cover this up, and all 6 main characters go to prison (or Spain knowing Eastenders). Also why hasn’t anyone searched the cafe yet? Ie the police?

haha, and they won't be able to discuss this with anyone, as they're not supposed to know any more than everyone else knows