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EASTENDERS 69 - THE CHRISTMAS CORPSE - tv pace no spoilers

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Blondeshavemorefun · 18/12/2023 20:58

I have been sooooooooo wanting to do this title

I can't R.E.M. who said the Christmas corpse a few titles ago - but this no 69 (blondes giggles) is dedicated to you

So who will be killed Christmas Day

And by who

Hedge your bets

Linda
Denise
Suki
Stacey
Kathy

Shazza

Phil
Keanu
Nish
Ravi
Jack
Sean

Or someone else .......

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VivienneDelacroix · 03/01/2024 22:13

equilux · 03/01/2024 19:47

George wasn't formally adopted so how could he have not seen his birth certificate?

I think he was adopted, later. His mum said something like "oh that bit was all okay" when he asked about the adoption. And she also said they made it official further down the line. At first they were paid to foster him, not adopt him. From reading some of the articles it sounds like African parents would willingly (?) have their children fostered in the short-term, whilst they found themselves stable homes, jobs etc in Britain. I'm guessing not all children were reunited and not all of their birth families had any say in this.

qazxc · 03/01/2024 22:17

For someone that has been living in France since being a child ( presumably going to school there, etc), Penny's french pronunciation is terrible. They should stop trying to make the poor actress talk in French.

JemimaTab · 03/01/2024 22:24

qazxc · 03/01/2024 22:17

For someone that has been living in France since being a child ( presumably going to school there, etc), Penny's french pronunciation is terrible. They should stop trying to make the poor actress talk in French.

I was thinking the same (and I only have schoolgirl French). If she’d been brought up there, she’d speak it fluently without an accent, surely. So they shouldn’t bother and just let her speak English.
The drug smuggling thing doesn’t really make sense to me either. They seem to be making out it’s part of a larger smuggling operation, but it was only a small packet, and pretty amateurish to stick it in someone’s luggage (rather than hide a large shipment in a lorry or a boat).

gingercat02 · 03/01/2024 22:33

Do we think Son will have something wrong with her. Blondes will know, do they do scans, etc, pre IVF and would spot abdominal issues, or is it purely reproductive investigation?
I was waiting for Penny to throw Jack's past back at him.
Poor Whit what a terrible decision to have to make.

iknowimcoming · 03/01/2024 23:04

I'm wondering if Whitney will be further along than she thinks since she thought she felt movement?

Infusedwithfigandhoney · 04/01/2024 07:31

Didn't Reiss make it very obvious that it was way to early for Son to do a test?
He mansplained that it was too early and " false negative " was mentioned several times.
Surely she would test again or have a clinic blood test?

VivienneDelacroix · 04/01/2024 07:48

qazxc · 03/01/2024 22:17

For someone that has been living in France since being a child ( presumably going to school there, etc), Penny's french pronunciation is terrible. They should stop trying to make the poor actress talk in French.

Ha ha, it really is!

Blondeshavemorefun · 04/01/2024 09:58

Ranting about ivf

Egg transfer 29 dec (when embryos were 16 days old) so never going to work - should be 5:6 days

So why is Sonja testing now

It's a 2ww. Called 2week wait we oh wow you wait 2 weeks before you
Test. Not. 5 days ffs

Nurse Sonja should know not to test too early. Esp as clinic tell you not to or else the trigger shot can be in your body and show a false positive

Stamps feet. They've done ivf so wrong 😡😡😡

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NadiaCravensworth · 04/01/2024 10:35

They will make mistakes in EE, as all people in real life do.

Sonja knows she should wait, but shes eager like lots of people on IVF

(I still cant believe that she is doing this with bog-off-boring Reiss)

Infusedwithfigandhoney · 04/01/2024 11:45

NadiaCravensworth · 04/01/2024 10:35

They will make mistakes in EE, as all people in real life do.

Sonja knows she should wait, but shes eager like lots of people on IVF

(I still cant believe that she is doing this with bog-off-boring Reiss)

I don't think it was a mistake though as Reiss kept on.
I think it was so Son could test with Whitters there, go on about how awful it was and Whitney will realise how lucky she is etc

the80sweregreat · 04/01/2024 12:23

The writers or the ones casting it for this soap should have tried to have found a fluent French bi lingual actress ! It would have made a change.
I can forgive Anna and Gina as they ( might ) have gone to an international school where Spanish isn't always the first language etc , but with Penny she has lived there as a toddler
I can vaguely remember her mum being able to speak French when they went over to visit her , but might be wrong!

the80sweregreat · 04/01/2024 12:27

I am a bit bored already of the Lauren story and I'm sure Peter will try and win her back
Beyond bored of Reiss too and the way Sonia speaks to him is very belittling ( although I can see why she it )
If it were him speaking to her as she does him then people would be complaining I'm sure
I think she's made the wrong decision trying for a baby with him and I bet that Debbie will wake up too and be really unhappy he used her money to have IVF with Sonia and hopefully kill him off ! Lol

Blondeshavemorefun · 04/01/2024 14:28

gingercat02 · 03/01/2024 22:33

Do we think Son will have something wrong with her. Blondes will know, do they do scans, etc, pre IVF and would spot abdominal issues, or is it purely reproductive investigation?
I was waiting for Penny to throw Jack's past back at him.
Poor Whit what a terrible decision to have to make.

Yes they do dildo cam

@gingercat02 to check lining

To see if any cysts poplops etx

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Blondeshavemorefun · 04/01/2024 14:29

Infusedwithfigandhoney · 04/01/2024 07:31

Didn't Reiss make it very obvious that it was way to early for Son to do a test?
He mansplained that it was too early and " false negative " was mentioned several times.
Surely she would test again or have a clinic blood test?

See my post I wrote before reading replies

Et 29 dec tho should have been 10/11 days previously

So test date is 2ww not 5/6 days so won't show anything

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qazxc · 04/01/2024 14:58

The thing with Gina and Anna is that we haven't heard them speak Spanish. I was raised bilingual, born and raised in France with an English mum/ French dad. I sound French when I speak French but English when I speak English.
So it doesn't bother me that speaking in their mother tongue the girls would have retained their accent, especially as the the household would likely have been English speaking.
We often had kids join school that had moved from other countries and didn't speak French, they were all fluent within a year and had no accents, probably because of the total immersion and that they were learning by mimicking us ( French) .
Also Penny and the woman were talking English in the Paris scenes so there's no reason why can't communicate in that language.

murasaki · 04/01/2024 15:00

I'd assumed Penny was speaking French on the phone in case she was overheard, thinking no one would have any French. Sadly Peter had one word that sounds v similar to the English equivalent.

Gwenhwyfar · 04/01/2024 16:20

" If she’d been brought up there, she’d speak it fluently without an accent, surely."

Not necessarily. Depends if she went to an international school, mixed with other 'internationals' etc.

Gwenhwyfar · 04/01/2024 16:22

"The writers or the ones casting it for this soap should have tried to have found a fluent French bi lingual actress ! It would have made a change."

They seem to have chosen someone who looks a lot like Lauren.

Gwenhwyfar · 04/01/2024 16:23

NadiaCravensworth · 04/01/2024 10:35

They will make mistakes in EE, as all people in real life do.

Sonja knows she should wait, but shes eager like lots of people on IVF

(I still cant believe that she is doing this with bog-off-boring Reiss)

Why does she even want a baby when she's already got a grow up daughter?

Meredusoleil · 04/01/2024 16:47

Agree with pp about Reiss being a bore and this IVF story not making any sense.

But have to disagree about Penny. 1. I think she is gorgeous and better looking than Lauren. 2. Her French (accent) wasn't that bad considering she was probably mixing with other English speakers the whole time she was living in France.

Don't like her personality at all though. The way she is using her disability to get up to all sorts of illegal activities is really not OK imho.

Blondeshavemorefun · 04/01/2024 17:01

@Gwenhwyfar I could say the same for dh. He had 3 in their 20's when met me.

I had unexplained infertility and was about to do ivf with dh1 when he sadly died

Later I met now dh2 and discussed a baby and he was willing

We now have mini blondes almost 7 💕

So Sonja is doing it for reisss as well

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Blondeshavemorefun · 04/01/2024 17:01

Penny and Lauren look very alike as cousin can do

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Blondeshavemorefun · 04/01/2024 17:02

Plus as jack called max - obv about Lauren - does that mean max will be back

We said that about penny when she was mentioned a while back and poof she's back

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the80sweregreat · 04/01/2024 20:20

George's dad is just horrible ;(
I hope they don't hang around
Although clearly a lot going on with George's history

Southeastdweller · 04/01/2024 20:30

Eddie mentioning, when it wasn’t necessary, that the attackers were black is something that was really well observed by the writers. That kind of casual racism is so common in all contexts. JK Rowling still does this in some of her books, but some authors are too big to be edited.