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Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 22/09/2023 17:08

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

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Cheshiresun · 27/09/2023 22:12

What are Porscha and Terence even doing there. Wanting more "fame" and followers. Shouldn't have even attended the dinner party, her creating all that drama. Just leave the pair of them.

Bluetrews25 · 27/09/2023 22:16

So tomoz, Tezza will vote leave.
And Porscha will vote stay.

fuckssaaaaake · 27/09/2023 22:17

P is a total twat but T is too right? Sorry for using initials but I can't remember how to spell their names or go back to check

dillite · 27/09/2023 22:17

Bluetrews25 · 27/09/2023 22:16

So tomoz, Tezza will vote leave.
And Porscha will vote stay.

And claim it's because her Christian values won't let her give up on her marriage so easily

JaneJeffer · 27/09/2023 22:18

It would have been nice to hear from the rest of the couples at dinner apart from the gruesome nose bags.

ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 · 27/09/2023 22:20

I really hope the ixperts don’t agree with Porscha. It’s been frustrating in previous seasons when they’ve sided with the crazy.

MelsMoneyTree · 27/09/2023 22:23

All Ella's talk about fingering and pussies - I did wonder if it was to pre-emptively answer the questions they thought others would have about surgery, etc.

MelsMoneyTree · 27/09/2023 22:25

dillite · 27/09/2023 22:17

And claim it's because her Christian values won't let her give up on her marriage so easily

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I just said this to DH - with an added side of 'the experts put us together for a reason so we need to try'. 🙄

CatamaranViper · 27/09/2023 22:26

MelsMoneyTree · 27/09/2023 22:23

All Ella's talk about fingering and pussies - I did wonder if it was to pre-emptively answer the questions they thought others would have about surgery, etc.

I thought that.

It stops everyone thinking she's still rocking a dick and balls so lets her narrate the story.

Rummikub · 27/09/2023 23:02

I keep thinking terrance’s scarf is a really hairy chest.

WallaceinAnderland · 28/09/2023 00:47

Simonjt · 27/09/2023 22:01

I don’t want a spoon, but I want the waiter to bring me a spoon, sounds like days with our toddler

Trip to the beach with our toddler we had 'I want to go in the sea but I don't want there to be any waves'. Nap time.

Actually Porsha didn't ask a waiter for a spoon, she asked Tezza to ask the waiter for a spoon. Because, you know, she can't support herself or ask for her own spoon.

Ella said tonight that she was going to hang around for the 3 months so I guess they have both decided to stay for the insta.

Newestname002 · 28/09/2023 00:48

Bluetrews25 · 27/09/2023 21:38

Peacocking

Oh yes, good word

Yes I really agreed with whichever expert said Peacocking about Shona and Brad. I'm already bored with their performance. 🌹

Stressybetty · 28/09/2023 00:48

Loving the "normal" people in this that aren't on the show just for attention, drama and exposure. Love love Tasha and Paul and girl with the posh bloke and the other couple with dreadlocks girl. Can't remember names without looking!

Sumthingsweet · 28/09/2023 01:28

Agree with the Ella going on about her new female privates to reinforce she’s not a man . But then again must be all new etc she prob wants to keep mentioning it … how amazing does she look though that body wow !

bemorebernard · 28/09/2023 01:29

Porcha reminded me of cutted up pear.

JaneJeffer · 28/09/2023 01:30

that body wow !
Yeah wow is right

bemorebernard · 28/09/2023 01:31

Like I'm of those posts on fb where people say why their toddler is crying

"She wanted a spoon and asked the waiter for a
Sooon and he husband said here have this spoon but she wanted a spoon from
The wait or not his spoon "

😂

Sumthingsweet · 28/09/2023 01:31

Which one is she again ? lol a pear why ?

Sumthingsweet · 28/09/2023 01:33

He was right about the spoon and it was an olive branch but I guess when your in a strop you don’t want someone’s spoon lol

Italiangreyhound · 28/09/2023 02:35

Rummikub I thought Terence had a tattooed neck.

Italiangreyhound · 28/09/2023 02:38

I'm watching Married at First Sight USA, it's totally brilliant, they really seem to be matched with an intention to actually work out.

The couple's all seem to really want it to work and being on it for fame!

Italiangreyhound · 28/09/2023 02:39

The couple's all seem to really want it to work and not being on it for fame!

Tontostitis · 28/09/2023 08:52

Am a bit behind but Peggy is a bit odd. I don't get the tech job. Is she super bright pretending to be dumb or super dumb with one great tech ability. She's destined to be single forever.

Goldflap · 28/09/2023 09:15

Hope it's ok to post, this thread is much more entertaining than the show.

Terrence totally brought up his cheating on the honeymoon to get out of it, you could see the penny drop when he was in the pool and she talked about being kept - he absolutely couldn't be arsed.

On a serious note though I am concerned by how these women really feed into stereotypes and misogyny that all women are gold diggers, needy and nuts (and black women are hard work) , I'm embarrassed by it.

Lucky little Keegan (I think that was his name) when he gets to play third wheel with Disney Daddy and his latest prey (as his mum stands back and mutters 'here we go again')
For me Brad is what I call a professional good guy , got the good guy schtick down to a fine art and it's all bullshite.

MelsMoneyTree · 28/09/2023 09:46

I don't really understand why Porscha gets grief for saying she wanted to be a traditional SAHM whose DH goes out to work but Terence seems to get a pass for saying he wanted to be the provider and have a traditional marriage - when really he meant he wants to go clubbing and cheat whilst wifie waits at home.
Their argument was really about his cheating and lifestyle not a bloody spoon. He is this season's Alicia - 'I can only see you for 2 hours on a Sunday' - but with cheating added to the mix.

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