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Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 22/09/2023 17:08

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

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openallday · 27/09/2023 22:01

What's the point of Porsha and Terr-rants?

Just go away

Simonjt · 27/09/2023 22:01

I don’t want a spoon, but I want the waiter to bring me a spoon, sounds like days with our toddler

CatamaranViper · 27/09/2023 22:02

Super Mel to the rescue!!

browneyes77 · 27/09/2023 22:02

Ha ha! Luke reminded Porscha that Terence did come over to her previously and she palmed him off 🤣🤣

openallday · 27/09/2023 22:02

Bang their heads together

JaneJeffer · 27/09/2023 22:02

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 27/09/2023 22:00

What 3 words.

Georges - Boy. Been. Telt.
Peggy - Babe. Telt. Him.
Terrence - Burn. Then. Run.
Porsha - Spoon. Flounce. Toddler.
Shona - Tongued. Intense. Nosepicker.
Brad - Yoni. Bothering. Masseur.
Tasha - Just. Bloody. Lovely.
Paul - Just. Like. Tasha.
Ella - Fingered. Flapped. Hurl.
Nathaniel - Hair. Missing. Shirt.
Laura - Practically. Mute. Tonight.
Arthur - Same. As. Laura.
Jay - Likes. Him. More.
Luke - He. Isn’t.Arsed.
Roz - Three. Feet. Apart.
Thomas - Would. Prefer. Ten.

HMLATTN

Off. To. Work.

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🤣🤣🤣

dillite · 27/09/2023 22:03

You know what I hate the most about Porscha and her fake crying? The whispering.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 27/09/2023 22:03

She's so AWFUL! Why oh why so people go on these shows and show this awful side of themselves to the whole country???

openallday · 27/09/2023 22:03

Porsha will alienate everyone. Men and women

browneyes77 · 27/09/2023 22:03

Porscha is DERANGED!!

She wants to be the victim so bad! She’s just spinning lie after lie!

openallday · 27/09/2023 22:04

Imagine if Tegs called her something that's actually offensive

Unbird24 · 27/09/2023 22:04

Just send them both home. He can go back to DJ-ing and sharing his spoons with whoever he likes, and she can go find some poor sucker who’s prepared to bankroll her and put up with her twisty-brained tantrums without us having to watch them

CatamaranViper · 27/09/2023 22:04

dillite · 27/09/2023 21:59

She doesn't do drama 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Errrmmm, standing up to give a speech in the middle of a dinner party after moving seats, storming out and in again and complaining all night to everyone and anyone is not drama.

It's dramalama

CatamaranViper · 27/09/2023 22:05

browneyes77 · 27/09/2023 21:58

THAT’S who she reminds me of!! 🤣🤣

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I'm so pleased it's not just me!!

dillite · 27/09/2023 22:06

browneyes77 · 27/09/2023 22:02

Ha ha! Luke reminded Porscha that Terence did come over to her previously and she palmed him off 🤣🤣

And she did not like that one bit. Doesn't fit the narrative.

Lalgarh · 27/09/2023 22:06

Rosaline is a younger Liz Truss.

I KNOW!!!!1!!!!1!

Villagetoraiseachild · 27/09/2023 22:07

It's the couches I feel sorry for....

JaneJeffer · 27/09/2023 22:08
Sleep With Me Flirt GIF by Unpopular Cartoonist

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Villagetoraiseachild · 27/09/2023 22:09

Tomorrow will be even more intense, possibly...

browneyes77 · 27/09/2023 22:10

dillite · 27/09/2023 22:06

And she did not like that one bit. Doesn't fit the narrative.

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Oh yes! That took her by surprise, because she was expecting everyone to just take her side.

But some can see she’s cray-cray 🤣

dillite · 27/09/2023 22:11
Ice Cream Spoon GIF

Has anyone asked the spoon how it feels in all of this?

MelsMoneyTree · 27/09/2023 22:11

Terence should have said hello to Porscha but she is such hard work. They should definitely leave. But of course they'll drag it out for longer.

I'm annoyed they all pretended Ella had to make a speech. Everyone knew.

Shona and Tatts will hate each other a few weeks in.

I liked Luke telling Porscha she blew Terence off when he tried to talk to her. And I really hope posh Tom gets over his intimacy issues - I don't want to see the sexpert turning up with a bag of costumes, massage oil and the MN Whisperer vibrator Grin

Villagetoraiseachild · 27/09/2023 22:11

There will strictly not be any spunogging between Tezza and Porscha...

browneyes77 · 27/09/2023 22:12

dillite · 27/09/2023 22:11

Has anyone asked the spoon how it feels in all of this?

Probably needs therapy….

openallday · 27/09/2023 22:12

Tezza was very quick to embrace Ella there

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