Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

My toddler does better fake crying than Porsha!

I watch people doing rubbish on the internet but I wouldn't want DH doing it. But considering MAFS is too trashy for DH (and he doesn't like baguettes) I think I'm safe.

Ah, we all know it’s a farce but we still like watching and bitching about it!

Does she think he squats naked over a baguette? I'm confused.
But also...WWGZZZGGGGGZSDO for a black forest gateau?

We're going to need a bigger thread soon, come in @SheldonesqueTheBstard .....

CatamaranViper · Today 21:33

*Does anyone have any cheating scandal predictions?(

Brad and Shona and Tom
Brad and Shona and Tom and Laura and Mel
Brad and anyone else that is up for exploratativenesslly sex

Or he could just take his place in Take That that he seems to be perfect for

It was the chin forward stary face she did at the ixperts while he was giving his side that made me laugh

Spoon of tears for your thoughts?

My new phrase

If Georges wasn't French he'd be squatting for loaves

A cheating 5 some? Well that'll be an unchartered storyline

Where are the insults?

Stop the bloody whispering

Roz looks a bit like Sid from ice age but I appreciate that’s not kind.
porshas whispered fake crying over a spoon is ridiculous
shona and Brad….. 🤢

Why are the "experts" not calling out Porscha for the over the top dramatics?

Very unfair.

STOP CALLING ME DRAMATIC

Or cob rolls

Her tears sure do dry quickly

I wonder why they all abandon her...............

I don’t really blame them if that’s the way you behave

Can the ixperts not just tell her she's being a dick?

Roz, so true!

Apparently Ella had affair with one of the grooms I've no idea who though,

My DS said she looked like Sid too!

Is Porscha going to mention the cheating and the fact he can only see her for Sunday lunch?

Her favourite song:

My tears dry on their own
I don't understand
Why do I stress the man?
When there's so many bigger things at hand
We coulda never had it all
We had to hit a wall
So this is inevitable withdrawal
I don't want that spoon

I still don't see why if one says leave, they have to stay, it is a bit coercive.