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Telly addicts

Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 22/09/2023 17:08

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

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browneyes77 · 27/09/2023 21:52

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 27/09/2023 21:48

Did Shona just PICK BRADS NOSE FOR HIM???

I actually HEAVED 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

Even the experts were grossed out

Lalgarh · 27/09/2023 21:53

Maybe Porscha is depressed

squareyedannie · 27/09/2023 21:53

I was trying to eat my toast.

darksideofthemooncup · 27/09/2023 21:53

There is going to be so much talk of walls tomorrow

BaronessEllarawrosaurus · 27/09/2023 21:54

Porscha had to up the drama after Ella's speech, she needed the attention back on her, it was predictable that she would do something. I really don't like her

browneyes77 · 27/09/2023 21:55

Lalgarh · 27/09/2023 21:53

Maybe Porscha is depressed

She’s certainly fucking depressing me 🤣

Listening to her, is actually stressing me out and giving me a headache 🤯

HelpMebeok · 27/09/2023 21:55

Terrence can't do anything right. She's already decided he's in the wrong

CatamaranViper · 27/09/2023 21:55

Bluetrews25 · 27/09/2023 21:40

I wish they'd make the lookee likey girls wear different coloured outfits...

Don't they have their name necklaces on again? They'd actually come in handy tonight...

browneyes77 · 27/09/2023 21:56

squareyedannie · 27/09/2023 21:53

I was trying to eat my toast.

I was enjoying a cheeky snack of Fridge Raiders, but not anymore…..

CatamaranViper · 27/09/2023 21:57

Do you think Ella used a picture of Miley Cyrus as her example for her plastic surgeons?

She looks to me like a weird caricature/over egged version of her...

dillite · 27/09/2023 21:57

Porscha has a weird idea of what respect looks like

browneyes77 · 27/09/2023 21:58

CatamaranViper · 27/09/2023 21:57

Do you think Ella used a picture of Miley Cyrus as her example for her plastic surgeons?

She looks to me like a weird caricature/over egged version of her...

THAT’S who she reminds me of!! 🤣🤣

Unbird24 · 27/09/2023 21:58

Fuck off

darksideofthemooncup · 27/09/2023 21:58

Oh Terrence, run for the hills, this woman is deranged

Bluetrews25 · 27/09/2023 21:58

Is she gonna throw a drink on him?

dillite · 27/09/2023 21:59

He said none of those things though?

JaneJeffer · 27/09/2023 21:59

All eyes on me

Unbird24 · 27/09/2023 21:59

That was to Porscha not you lot

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 27/09/2023 21:59

Why is she doing all the drama if she doesn't want the drama??

darksideofthemooncup · 27/09/2023 21:59

I don't want to do the drama. Whilst doing the drama

browneyes77 · 27/09/2023 21:59

Unbird24 · 27/09/2023 21:59

That was to Porscha not you lot

Glad you clarified. I wondered what we’d done for a minute 🤣🤣🤣🤣

dillite · 27/09/2023 21:59

She doesn't do drama 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 27/09/2023 22:00

What 3 words.

Georges - Boy. Been. Telt.
Peggy - Babe. Telt. Him.
Terrence - Burn. Then. Run.
Porsha - Spoon. Flounce. Toddler.
Shona - Tongued. Intense. Nosepicker.
Brad - Yoni. Bothering. Masseur.
Tasha - Just. Bloody. Lovely.
Paul - Just. Like. Tasha.
Ella - Fingered. Flapped. Hurl.
Nathaniel - Hair. Missing. Shirt.
Laura - Practically. Mute. Tonight.
Arthur - Same. As. Laura.
Jay - Likes. Him. More.
Luke - He. Isn’t.Arsed.
Roz - Three. Feet. Apart.
Thomas - Would. Prefer. Ten.

HMLATTN

Off. To. Work.

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Unbird24 · 27/09/2023 22:00

She’s totally doing performance drama

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 27/09/2023 22:00

Omg, I so want her to fuck off right now

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