Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

Brads teeth are reminding me of Ross from friends in the episode where his teeth glow in the dark

I think Peggy looks embalmed. Very strange

And why does Peggy keep pulling / tugging her lip? Is it a filler thing?

Thank god for Tasha and Paul.
I also like Jay and Mr Jay (but am a bit put off by his previous crappy reality TV exploits)

I thought Peggy was from Essex, but she's from Kent. Been on a previous show, as have some others. I've never known any one past their teens who say "Mummy".

Funny how some of them are doing this to get followers, on social media have only a couple of "likes" on some posts.

Don't ever change @SheldonesqueTheBstard , I love your posts! Interesting viewing tomorrow when they all get together for the dinner party...
Loved Shona describing her sex life as PG. I mean, it's a bit inappropriate in lots of ways.
Porsha is a princess. Her and Terrance are dooooomed.
Don't think Shona and Tatts will go the distance.
Pegs and Zhorgez definitely won't.
Love love love Paul and Tasha. They're so cute together❤Maybe youngsters are the way forward, before they get disillusioned and jaded.

Porsha's just a nightmare, no idea how Terrance is supposed to support her and his kids. He's saying the weeks are busy then he's dj'ing at weekends etc. Thought he was just helping out his mate as a youth worker a few days, what else is he doing? Shona reminds me of someone, can't think of who, looks like Sarah Jessica Parker but older, maybe a UK actress.

Trying to catch up,the last two episodes but honestly I'm fast forwarding most of it

He's probably going to try and get her into tantric sex. Which might not be so bad as it will give her time to nip off for a cheese toastie.

I have to admit I can kind of see Porsha's point. In their future life, they are both up early and working Mon-Fri. In addition she will have all the fulltime childcare and is obviously knackered by 9pm which is why she goes to bed. Meanwhile, he will be out late every Friday night so too hungover/sleep deprived to get out of bed on Saturday and then he sees his own kids on Sunday.

So, when is she supposed to spend time with him. Why is he even looking for a partner when he has no time for her in his schedule. Also cheating a 'couple' of times? Yeah, right, we all know that's just the tip of the iceberg. I think she's right to be sceptical.

She could always him at his gigs. I doubt that he DJs every single weekend.

I just looked on YouTube when Peggy was on Take me Out- it was in 2012. She looks quite different then , brown hair. I’m assuming it’s the same Peggy..

Gosh Porscha makes me feel tired. She's so challenging, inflexible in her thinking, interrupts but hates being interrupted and seems to be interviewing for someone to financially keep her in the manner she may have been used to in the past, but with her provider having a 9-5 job. Somehow I can't see that relationship working.. 🌹

Never thought I'd side with Georgez but blimey, Peggy is hard work. She seems to see jealousy / possessiveness as a sign of love rather than control.

Shona and Tatts are giving me the major ick. Her baby voice is ridiculous.

Tash and Paul are sweet enough.

As for Terrence & Portia - cheating revelations aside, it's 2023 woman, keep your own self.

Being on the dinner parties!

*bring

God what a load of eijits they've picked this time!
Bloody Porsche, I've never understood how you would be comfortable being bankrolled by someone! What gives you that right?!
Peggy is a headcase.

I am loving Paul though. He's a sweetie.

Anyone else disgusted by the constant licking of the puffed-up fake lips?

Also I’m all in for Tash and Paul!

Getting the sense that Laura’s narrative arc is turning her nice(er)

Porscha claiming to be unproblematic....quality!
Paul has quality buns, I just wasn't quite sure how Tasha ended up massaging them, I mean that's not in a normal massage is it?

Tomorrow night:
Ella's grapefruit tatas enter the room first
Shona's bizarre baboon lips enter second
Porscha continues to be unproblematic
Ella makes it all about Ella (again)
Georges and Mr Woo (Brad) bond over electrocuting nipples

Ah....be enchanted by the 'lip wank'!
I seriously can't remember who first called it that but I'd put money on sheldon....

Half of these women look like Mrs Hinch!

tits

Quite possibly guilty as charged.

So is that all the weddings done now .....

It's very clear it's become an Entertainment show rather than a social experiment tho isn't it

Seems they always pick one genuine couple and the rest are duds there for the fireworks .

Glad I didn't get on. (She says like she had a chance ) I don't have any silicone in my body, hair extensions and I'm far too normal )

I was trying to stay strong and not watch this season ... but I gave in. I've not watched all the episodes yet but am posting so I can find you all.

I got goosebumps at Jay and Luke's wedding - when I mentioned this to DS, he nodded sagely and said 'So they're the couple that will crash and burn then'. He's obviously watched too much MAFS with me over the years!

I love posh Thomas' Scottish mum; Jay's lovely DSIS (who looks like Lainey from The Goldbergs) and Ella's nan.

Does anyone else think Arthur looks like Bradley Cooper?

Ella is working as a PSA - showing how difficult it actually is to have a relationship when you're trans. And that once the surgery is done - no matter how Kardashian-ified you become - your dating pool will still be vanishingly small.

Both Porscha and Terence are more sinning than sinned against in their relationship. Porscha made herself out to be the villain first, but the way in which Terence seemed to minimise the seriousness of his cheating was a bit disturbing. Also, as someone who rises with the lark, but is married to a night owl, his attitude to a partner on a different sleep schedule is really offensive and inconsiderate. No longer surprised that he found himself single at 40.

Feeling a bit worried for Shona. She looked petrified at the final dinner of the honeymoon until Brad said he was falling in love. Didn't like the way he teased her on the boat with the elongated "l". I fear that he will break her heart.

GeorgeS is so desperate to get laid he will say anything.

Is Paul perfect, or have we not seen beneath the surface yet?

I am pinning all my hopes on Tash and Paul!