Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

Peggy is actually making me like George

I see Ella will be channelling liz Hurley in that dress at the dinner party. Oh dear.

Love Tasha and Paul, Porsha is a nightmare, if she's an exec assistant, how on earth does she deal with anyone asking her to do anything? Despite Georges being the kind of bloke I'd cross the street to avoid, he can't win with the demanding Peggy. Like Porsha, it's her way or the highway.

Great thread title! @SheldonesqueTheBstard Coming in a bit late here as I have been on holiday and only caught up this morning. Loving it so far. Not sure of all the names yet, but the lass who is wanting to live off her husband, and her 40 year old husband with the mental age of 17 are NEVER going to work! 😆

He seems so immature and selfish, but I do NOT like her!!!

Quite liking the other 3 couples (out of the new 4 couples.)

Just popping in to say that bobble head Brad is giving me serious ick. Him and Shona are like one of those moody paintings of a couple on a moonlit beach beneath a swan's wing made flesh.

I've just reached Peggy and Two-George's Only Fans' dilemma. Yuck - he's an Andrew Tate wannabe.
It always surprises me that when the experts are faced with an obvious tosser/player/arse, they encourage them to say they're deeper. Everyone knows what to say to 'appear' deep but those soundbites don't change the immature overly-sexed toddler on the surface. Honestly, life is too short for women to have to search for some depth.
I wish we could see the people that the experts don't let on. Maybe they can have a MN / MAFS crossover next year. I'd love to see the MN posters who applied, ripping all the idiots to shreds ... and, of course, having their Disney Princess/ Happy Ever After (delete as applicable) too. Meanwhile we could all sit in the judges' room during the dinner parties and send all the awful people home.

Right - I’m finally all caught up.

Good grief Porscha is a nightmare! It’s all about what she gets from a man, things have to be her way. There’s zero compromise from her. None.

I wasn’t overly enamoured with Georges. He seemed like he could be quite irritating. But Peggy is making me feel sorry for him. She’s created arguments out of nothing and is coming across as a bit controlling. The things she’s nit picking over, are utterly bizarre!

Not sure what’s going on with Ella & Nathaniel. He seems so hostile towards her?. Even when she tried to apologise about calling him a prick, he seemed to bypass it and go straight to rage mode and rant about her being a stripper? His attitude about her being afraid to jump in that cave pool, I thought was shitty. Something very weird is going on behind the scenes with them that we clearly haven’t been privy to. His hostility towards her seems like something else has happened that we don’t know about yet. Judging from the end of the last episode, we may find out more tonight.

I’m loving Tasha & Paul. They both seem lovely, genuine people. Fingers crossed for them!🤞🏼

Is tonight the dinner party?? Please say yes!!

Apparently so.

I can't take Georges seriously. I think he's just following a script and his smiling eyes are giving him away. I hope it's worth the paycheque. Peggy's instructions seem to have been "ask a leading question, wait for a response and then look like a dead fish".

How would we know when she's not looking like a dead fish?

I think people are being a bit unfair on Peggy. She has a sense from the wedding that Georges is a bit of a player, but he's clearly trying to rein himself in around her so as not to put her off. So she's asking probing questions to get a sense of what he's hiding and what he's really like. That seems fair enough.

And, yeah, she's overreacting, and has zero curiosity about his answers, beyond whether they are on her personal red flags bingo board, but I can understand why she's asking contrived questions.

But if he had said no you should not be flashing your bits on the internet then she would have said you can't tell me what to do so how else could he have answered?

She pulls at the hook in her lips @dillite ?

There may be dead fish at the dinner party too.
Sooo looking forward!

Looking forward to the dinner party tonight - all peace and love!

I don't have the patience for any of these men except Paul. I think a lot of 'lads' now are Tate wannabes and Georges is ticking all those boxes which means any hint of 'yeah, doll, I'd be fine with you going on Only Fans' is not just a red flag - it's a blooming parade of flags. Peggy's delivery might be annoying but I actually think she's right to be wary of him and his bullshit.

Same for Porscha and Terence. T said he wanted a traditional family, husband/wife relationship but really he means he wants to work all week, go out clubbing all weekend, shag people on the side and have his 'wife' look after the kids and make Sunday lunch. As my DF would have said, 'fuck that for a game of soldiers!'

There's no way to know that is there?

No we can't know but what I mean is that he was backed into a corner. Whatever his answer someone would have been offended.

Why are the "experts" so fake and weird? They sound like they're being held at gunpoint and forced to say why couples are such a great match.

Shona's little girl voice is very irritating. And her face bothers me - lots of not that well-placed fillers, maybe?

It was bothering me the whole time too who Shona looks like - the closest I came to was Rose Byrne but I’m not convinced.

I think Shona looks a little like Jessica Alba - think it's the jawline. She's still annoying as hell though.

I'm never very good at predicting who will make it. Money's on Paul & Tash but I have a feeling I'll be wrong again.

Something about Shona reminds me of Ariane Grande and I can't work out what it is. Maybe it's just the performing arts training.

I don't see any similarities. Rose Byrne is too pretty and her face looks so natural.