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Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 22/09/2023 17:08

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

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openallday · 26/09/2023 22:03

Princess porsha needs to lighten up

Get a cocktail down ya! Have some fun girl

CleanQueen123 · 26/09/2023 22:03

Unbird24 · 26/09/2023 22:02

Her face is a different colour from her chest

I thought that was my imagination but it isn't is it. Her face is an odd yellow colour.

Unbird24 · 26/09/2023 22:03

Her speaking over him and then going “continue” was just so rude

purplepencilcase · 26/09/2023 22:03

Jeeze Peggy! How can someone be so uncompromising?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 26/09/2023 22:03

To quote the great Star Wars, Porsha

He doesn't like you. I don't like you ether!

purplepencilcase · 26/09/2023 22:04

purplepencilcase · 26/09/2023 22:03

Jeeze Peggy! How can someone be so uncompromising?

I mean Porsha!!!

AtlasPine · 26/09/2023 22:04

Too many people on this programme don’t want to compromise which is what relationships are all about.

CatamaranViper · 26/09/2023 22:04

I'm so unproblematic

dillite · 26/09/2023 22:05

AtlasPine · 26/09/2023 22:04

Too many people on this programme don’t want to compromise which is what relationships are all about.

And then wonder why they are single

Paul2023 · 26/09/2023 22:06

Tattooed guy looks like a fake Jason Orange from Fake That

dillite · 26/09/2023 22:07

And sounds like Gary Barlow

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 26/09/2023 22:09

Georges - foofstruck/fucked.
Peggy - unnecessary drama.
Terrence - fertile/fucked.
Porsha - graspy/ Whitney (mk II).
Shona - borderline limpet.
Brad - inky skeeve.
Tasha - love her.
Paul - love him.

Work beckons.

HNIMYMBOC

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openallday · 26/09/2023 22:12

Sorry but Shona's lips are preposterous

Cheshiresun · 26/09/2023 22:16

Wondering how the Executive Assistant (Secretary) in London Porscha says she is used to luxury and she expects a man to foot the bill every time and look after her.

Peggy, bringing up hypothetical questions, seems to just want to start an argument.

Both of the two above thinking themselves as Princesses and want a Prince Charming to look after them.

Brad likes to "experiment", whilst Shona is "vanilla", I wonder if that will create problems. Nice girl but she gone a bit OTT on her lips, think this relationship will cool down after a while.

theluckiest · 26/09/2023 22:22

I know this is totally off on a tangent, but does anyone else think that the clothes in the TU sponsorship ads look absolutely diabolical?

That pleather dress is heinous

openallday · 26/09/2023 22:23

That pleather dress bothers me

It doesn't fit

Namechangeforthisone2023 · 26/09/2023 22:24

I actually feel sorry for George and I can’t believe I feel this towards him!! And Peggy’s arm skin is making me feel weird

determinedtomakethiswork · 26/09/2023 22:34

openallday · 26/09/2023 22:00

Ah so Porsha needs her partner to peak in the afternoon

Not morning or evening

Well, she is assisting her executive Monday to Friday and Terrence is out all weekend.

determinedtomakethiswork · 26/09/2023 22:35

AtlasPine · 26/09/2023 22:04

Too many people on this programme don’t want to compromise which is what relationships are all about.

To be fair, I don't think I could compromise with Georges or Terence.

AtlasPine · 26/09/2023 22:36

Pleather dress = like wearing a bin bag

AtlasPine · 26/09/2023 22:38

Fair point but if you came on a programme like this at least accept the person you’re designated is who they are. Why do they think they can change them?

Knitgoodwoman · 26/09/2023 22:42

@theluckiest thar pleather dress is awful! Even the model looks awful in it so what hope do I have.

Knitgoodwoman · 26/09/2023 22:45

I find GeorgeS smug and arrogant and although Peggy isn’t great (she needs to chill the fuck out), looks wise she could do much better. The way he talks about women’s tits make me want to punch him in the face.

chaosmaker · 26/09/2023 22:48

Tasha and Paul are the only sane ones and Tasha even has a mod free bod.... brilliant!

chaosmaker · 26/09/2023 22:49

I just don't get all the plumping, injecting and fake tittery

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