The last lot of weddings.
Really?
Yet we wedding march on.
Horrible that Shona was bullied.
At least she seems to be here for love.
Romeo has appeared for her with Brad.
Dare we be guided by crystals and hope?
Mackenzie Crook with more meat on his bones vibes.
Yup - up for the tattoos.
And I know they aren’t everyone’s cuppy.
Right up mine though.
Some folk I know have a lot.
Even more - with sub dermals too.
Getting ‘two’ vibes from the ‘ten’.
Especially with the price still on yer shoe.
That figure might be a ten granted.
I just think the ‘true me’ is in the bin.
There were no tears despite the wipe.
Right so.
I think Terrence seems gentle.
Going heavy with the baby mamas though.
He has a lot of providing to do.
Trust that starts with his kids before Porsha.
Ummm - wondering how she’ll feel about not getting to be a sahm?
Porsha might have to be prepared to go Dutch.
You won’t be able to see his chin for his beard.
Ollie ollie ollie.
Unless he is proper minted she gonna be ‘Nuh’.
Run away Terry.
What’s with the number two talk?
Has he seen Georges?
I think I quite like Brad at the moment.
New age Shona too.
Gran (from the isles or highlands?) 😍
I can’t believe Porsha has her son there.
Not what I’d be doing.
God might be tutting at that.
How lovely was Shona looking?
Oh - the gasps from the guests agreed!
Or he’s drowned his body in Lynx.
Perhaps I got a bit weepy there.
‘Across the universe’ is in my head.
Now that needs to be their wedding dance.
Dreading if this goes wrong!
Terrence ain’t going to be what Porsha ordered.
All will become clear I suppose.
Keep your beak out bridesmaid.
Even if you think you can judge a man by his chin.
Yo - man said ra!
Ollie ollie ollie might pop out later!
Ugh to the not asking his name.
Rah rah rah or rahrahreligion?
Porsha is going church heavy vow wise.
I don’t think he has gone church heavy with his.
Seems to be traditional type vows.
He ain’t gonna have enough to share with her I reckon.
Ah - no ollie ollie ollie as he went down the aisle.
Nooooooo!
Deeply disappointed he didn’t go full DJ Ollie.
Shona and Brad the tatt are sweet.
Twos and fours?
All is well in the universe by the looks of it.
Really sweet if squeaky…
The dog at least will hear her.
You never know - there might be something in this universe stuff.
Oh the reception guest look happy.
Until she falls in love quick.
Ruddy hell - she’s just said it.
Ollie Ollie Ollie ain’t cutting it.
With that necky bridesmaid.
No shit.
So Keegan got his wish list.
Not sure about the whiny ‘kiss meee’.
I’m not sure about the squeaky ‘absolutely’ either.
Down with that sort of thing!
Eeeee ‘I love him’ x 5 - eeeee.
You already fear for her.
Back to Tel and Porsha.
A house of cards waiting to fall.
Stay at home v Tel the DJ?
Two different things indeed.
And she wants compliance NOW.
Really love ‘the rest of our time together!’
Don’t be saying ‘lives’ will ye Tel!!
Totally saw Shona and Brad getting jiggy.
Hope that lasts.
Really expecting fireworks with Porsha.
Even Tel has accepted his fate!
And Peg walks away from tittaay George.
Don’t think the preview has disappointed!