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Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 22/09/2023 17:08

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

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JellyBeanFactory · 26/09/2023 13:12

Have we seen all the (first) couples now?

QueeniePlumtree · 26/09/2023 13:13

buzz91 · 25/09/2023 21:53

Just caught up on the chat and Brad is strangely attractive but also familiar looking, Porscha and Terence are not going to work - also woah why would you bring your little kid?!

He was on Celebs go dating years back!

Unless you've ever been to Grimsby / Cleethorpes, you could have definitely seen him there 😂

Nogaxeh · 26/09/2023 14:10

JellyBeanFactory · 26/09/2023 13:12

Have we seen all the (first) couples now?

Yes, we've seen all the first round of weddings.

Tonight is the second half of the honeymoons. Porscha & Terence (looks bad), Tasha & Paul (looks promising), Shona & Brad (ditto), Peggy & GeorgeS (panto villain).

QueeniePlumtree · 26/09/2023 14:50

Nogaxeh · 26/09/2023 14:10

Yes, we've seen all the first round of weddings.

Tonight is the second half of the honeymoons. Porscha & Terence (looks bad), Tasha & Paul (looks promising), Shona & Brad (ditto), Peggy & GeorgeS (panto villain).

@Nogaxeh

ZheorzeS

''Panto Villain'' - love this! 😂

I'm intrigued to see how Shona and Brad 'connect' on honeymoon and beyond.

Tasha and Paul too.

I'm not convinced about the others.

I love that some of you also noticed Porscha's boot labels 😂

Wasn't keen on Brads, son aged 7 calling him to wish him a happy 'Weddings Day' - 🤐I mean, why? What do you say to a 7 year old about that? ODD

Also Porscha's son actually at the wedding reception 😬

murasaki · 26/09/2023 14:51

It looked as if there might be another 4 couples. As I struggle to tell all the women who've been to the same surgeon and hair extension places apart as it is, this could get confusing unless they tie them in couples like a weird 3 legged race.

Cheeseandlobster · 26/09/2023 14:53

Choppysue · 25/09/2023 00:11

God op your posts are exceedingly try hard wacky, give me a headache. Maybe you should apply for the show, could twin you with a po faced misery like me.

I have always thought the same. Obviously it works for the majority which is great but personally I prefer to just read and chat about the programme in question without the long long "I'm so funny me" posts. I am not posting this to police the thread or pretend that I am funnier but it's just not for me. I do love reading others views on mafs though which is why I stay

Nogaxeh · 26/09/2023 15:12

If there are four new couples joining does that mean that several couples walk out PDQ?

Not sure that Porscha will stick around long with a three year old waiting for her. Nathaniel and Peggy to exit fairly quickly too?

Or would they have twelve couples all at once?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 26/09/2023 15:34

The last lot of weddings.
Really?
Yet we wedding march on.

Horrible that Shona was bullied.
At least she seems to be here for love.
Romeo has appeared for her with Brad.
Dare we be guided by crystals and hope?

Mackenzie Crook with more meat on his bones vibes.
Yup - up for the tattoos.

And I know they aren’t everyone’s cuppy.
Right up mine though.
Some folk I know have a lot.
Even more - with sub dermals too.

Getting ‘two’ vibes from the ‘ten’.
Especially with the price still on yer shoe.
That figure might be a ten granted.

I just think the ‘true me’ is in the bin.
There were no tears despite the wipe.

Right so.
I think Terrence seems gentle.
Going heavy with the baby mamas though.
He has a lot of providing to do.
Trust that starts with his kids before Porsha.

Ummm - wondering how she’ll feel about not getting to be a sahm?
Porsha might have to be prepared to go Dutch.

You won’t be able to see his chin for his beard.
Ollie ollie ollie.
Unless he is proper minted she gonna be ‘Nuh’.
Run away Terry.

What’s with the number two talk?
Has he seen Georges?
I think I quite like Brad at the moment.
New age Shona too.
Gran (from the isles or highlands?) 😍
I can’t believe Porsha has her son there.
Not what I’d be doing.
God might be tutting at that.

How lovely was Shona looking?
Oh - the gasps from the guests agreed!
Or he’s drowned his body in Lynx.
Perhaps I got a bit weepy there.

‘Across the universe’ is in my head.
Now that needs to be their wedding dance.
Dreading if this goes wrong!

Terrence ain’t going to be what Porsha ordered.
All will become clear I suppose.
Keep your beak out bridesmaid.
Even if you think you can judge a man by his chin.

Yo - man said ra!
Ollie ollie ollie might pop out later!
Ugh to the not asking his name.
Rah rah rah or rahrahreligion?

Porsha is going church heavy vow wise.
I don’t think he has gone church heavy with his.
Seems to be traditional type vows.
He ain’t gonna have enough to share with her I reckon.

Ah - no ollie ollie ollie as he went down the aisle.
Nooooooo!
Deeply disappointed he didn’t go full DJ Ollie.

Shona and Brad the tatt are sweet.
Twos and fours?
All is well in the universe by the looks of it.
Really sweet if squeaky…
The dog at least will hear her.

You never know - there might be something in this universe stuff.
Oh the reception guest look happy.
Until she falls in love quick.
Ruddy hell - she’s just said it.

Ollie Ollie Ollie ain’t cutting it.
With that necky bridesmaid.
No shit.

So Keegan got his wish list.
Not sure about the whiny ‘kiss meee’.
I’m not sure about the squeaky ‘absolutely’ either.
Down with that sort of thing!
Eeeee ‘I love him’ x 5 - eeeee.
You already fear for her.

Back to Tel and Porsha.
A house of cards waiting to fall.
Stay at home v Tel the DJ?
Two different things indeed.
And she wants compliance NOW.
Really love ‘the rest of our time together!’
Don’t be saying ‘lives’ will ye Tel!!

Totally saw Shona and Brad getting jiggy.
Hope that lasts.
Really expecting fireworks with Porsha.
Even Tel has accepted his fate!
And Peg walks away from tittaay George.
Don’t think the preview has disappointed!

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Nogaxeh · 26/09/2023 16:06

The "she didn't even ask me my name" thing was a bit weird. When they showed them meeting you could see that he told her his name first thing. She had no need to ask him what his name was, then, did she?

Terence comes across as a good chap, but then he was a bit hazy about why all his relationships didn't last, and it seems on the honeymoon we find out it's because he's a cheating sod.

Namechangeforthisone2023 · 26/09/2023 16:26

I’m so excited to see Peggy and zgeorges honeymoon!!

JaneJeffer · 26/09/2023 17:10
father ted misery GIF

That Sheldonesque who do they think they are being all funny and shit. It shouldn't be allowed.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 26/09/2023 17:25

😈

Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not.   Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties.   Or speedos.   Non. Just non.
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JaneJeffer · 26/09/2023 17:27

Look at you all glammed up 😍

itsmyp4rty · 26/09/2023 17:28

QueeniePlumtree · 26/09/2023 13:13

He was on Celebs go dating years back!

Unless you've ever been to Grimsby / Cleethorpes, you could have definitely seen him there 😂

Yes apparently he went on a string of dates with Charlotte Crosby.

And goodness he was so much better looking before all the face and neck tattoos.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/24032551/mafs-fans-recognise-brad-skelly-dated-charlotte-crosby/#:~:text=Brad%20enjoyed%20a%20string%20of,impress%20the%20leading%20TV%20personality.

itsmyp4rty · 26/09/2023 17:29

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 26/09/2023 17:25

😈

Can I just ask where you got that eye shadow?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 26/09/2023 17:33

Woolies.

I used to have that colour in 1984…

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Villagetoraiseachild · 26/09/2023 18:25

Made by Rimmel....?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 26/09/2023 18:32

i believe it might have been ..

That and my Heather shimmer and iced Shampink lipsticks.

Haven’t got the pucker these days…

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Villagetoraiseachild · 26/09/2023 18:33

Looking forward to watching at ten tonight, after final ep of The Following Events are Based on a Pack of Lies......

Villagetoraiseachild · 26/09/2023 18:35

@SheldonesqueTheBstard you could just draw them on!

itsmyp4rty · 26/09/2023 18:39

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 26/09/2023 17:33

Woolies.

I used to have that colour in 1984…

Aw good ol' woolies. I never spent much money in there but loved wondering the aisles.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 26/09/2023 18:40

@Villagetoraiseachild

I binged the ‘lies’ thing. I shall be mute.

My lips aren’t terribly thin but It has been that long since I’ve put a face on now. I feel I would truly look like I was going all out for Pat Mustard!

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itsmyp4rty · 26/09/2023 18:42

*wandering and wondering

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 26/09/2023 18:48

Ours had an upstairs and downstairs.

Prime position in the nearest city.

Hours of fun!

I want to say that Windsor Davies and Don Estelle did an appearance there. (Whispering Grass era)

I might be making it up as I’d have been little (ish). It does seem like a real memory though. Honest.

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BatshitCrazyWoman · 26/09/2023 18:51

I've just caught up. I can't say I'm enamoured with this four. Shona looks like Peggy who looks like Laura. Why do they all look the same Just needed the one of them on the show ... Terry Three Baby Mamas, well that'd be a nope from me. Porcha or however you spell it won't be happy. Brad - hmm not keen, but can't put my finger on it. I don't like tattoos but it's not that. I feel like he's a bit ... fake, maybe?

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