Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

Woolies abandoned us and are now happily living in Germany, bastardous early Brexiteers that they are.....

(I agree with your take on it @Cheeseandlobster).

I’m not posting to be ‘I’m so funny me’. I’m not posting to be wacky.

I’m just posting my observations which I admit sound like a belly rumble sometimes.

I have to be sensible all day every day and MN is just a vessel to be silly for a change in amongst the drudge of reports and inquiries and endless doctor/consultant appointments.

I’m sorry you find it tedious. It is merely my light relief.

I’ll happily rein it in.

Our Woollies had an upstairs too. Last time I checked it had become a Primark without an upstairs. At least, it still had an upstairs but it wasn’t open to customers so probably just full of loads of extra stock. I think my shiny blue eyeshadow was something other than Rimmel but can’t remember what!

I’ll happily rein it in.
Don't you fucking dare. I don't come on this thread to be bored shitless

@SheldonesqueTheBstard don’t - if we can’t be ourselves on a thread where we’re moaning about relentless fakery and conformity to weird modern ideals of ‘attractiveness’ then where can we?

Nobody has to like everyone else’s style of posting but it’s not necessary to say so.

So, all the drama starts tonight?

Don’t rein anything in! Keep going if one poster doesn’t like they can scroll past, many love having a wee chuckle as we say in Scotland if we’re not here for a ( expletive deleted) laugh what are we here for?

Just saw an article on the new arrivals...there's some seriously bad male barnets incoming....

One of them I have definitely seen on tv before, don't know where yet.

I’m getting some cosy bake-off feels ahead of the next lot of honeymoon drama

No don't reign it in. You obviously give most posters a laugh which is fab. We all have different senses of humour and I and others with a different sense of humour can carry on scrolling past to the telly bit 🙂

Catching up on last night's episode. Porscha and Tezza are doomed. He is definitely not what she ordered. Which is a shame because he seems alright and she could do with being a bit more realistic.

I like Shona and Brad. About as deep as a puddle but if they want to live in spiritual bliss then good for them.

Maybe it's because of my incredibly dull life but I never watch it for the couples that get along. They tend to fade into the background.
I realise the drama is carefully crafted, but I do love a bit of couple-swapping.

Then why don't the pair of you start you own thread.

I agree but I also think that's really sad!

You crack on and do your own thing, Sheldon.
No objections from me.

I want at least one happy couple

@itsmyp4rty What, my life?

Don't get me wrong, I love it when a couple work but don't really watch it for that.

That's what we used to watch it for before the Aussies came along

I imagine most just want to be on the telly and so cause a lot of drama to stay relevant in the show.

I’ve got to do a spot of ironing, can watch while doing that but not type!

Sure you are Porcha

That was a very leading on question that Peggy asked him. Definitely one set for a fail.

He couldn't win no matter how he replied.