Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

He isn't what we ordered either. Or any of them.

I just noticed my typo. It shall stay.

I thought of Liam too. Similar style of speaking 😄

She didn't quite get the Manchester accent she wanted @Redpaisley but she already loves him anyway

watching on all4, already can't stand Shona with her fake little girl voice, new age crap and "quirky" persona. Fake affected batting eyelashes etc

Shona is stunning. So sad to hear about the bullying, it's truly awful.

I quite like Terrance so far. I really wonder why they fixed up Terrance with Porsha, maybe they will work but I wonder if Peggy might have been a better match for him.

I only like Nathaniel so far :)

I think Porscha is stunning but her big-headedness (I'm a ten) is off putting.

She has an awful voice and is not coming across well. Too much woo in that couple

Room for a little one?

<Pulls up chair>

My son's wife was on a dating site when they met, and she was approached by a TV production team, asking her if she wants to be on a reality dating show. I really wish she'd done it. She would've wiped the floor with them.

Spoiler alert - not going to give details but there is an interesting interview with Nathanial in The Mirror from a couple of days ago.

Porscha’s mum looks like Madea!

..and vapid.
Oh, and grabby.
And WWJD think about someone having sex before marriage eh 😂
Dab hand with a filter tho...

For anyone after an insta snoop this article has all the handles https://thetab.com/uk/2023/09/19/a-nosy-peek-inside-all-the-vibey-instagrams-of-the-mafs-uk-2023-cast-329758

Ha yes, especially with that username 😂Takes me right back!

When squeaky said she was IN LOVE who was the woman they showed doing an eye roll?! Might have just been an incidental person but it was quite well placed.

I do like a tattoo or two but Brad is just way too inky...when it comes to looking like your kid has doodled on your face (coupon for the benefit of our sheldonesque) I dunno....no doubt each doodle has some symbolic or higher meaning🙄

Pre-doodles...crikey! https://www.instagram.com/p/BGFKOlAr0T5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

I thought Nathaniel had been on other reality shows? So he knows how it works

How had his jaw become wider? Or is it the weight loss?

I'm guessing more than one baby mama. 🌹

Can we please talk about the Tu Sponsorship ads with the headless people?

Tu Clothing IME is high quality, well designed attractive clothing. I probably buy most of my clothes from there.

So why in the name of Jumping Jehosephat have they chosen to put the tackiest, ugliest most unflattering clothes on the sponsorship ad? I feel like complaining that they’re doing themselves a disservice! The white dress especially looks like something you’d get in the sale rail of Pilot circa 2008.

To appeal to the MAFSUK demographic?

I also like TU clothes but they are still not made in the UK and are imported in from far away.

I thought MAFS demographic would like clothes that aren’t a dress that will give you electric shocks and a bin bag dress

They assist executives, clue is in the name.

Look after their diaries, their travel, assist / manage projects for the company.

I preferred @Unbird24's version

Porscha and Terence are so doomed. I guess it's a contest between Porscha and Arthur's other half, can't remember her name now, as to who will be most theatrically upset that their husband isn't good enough. Meh.

Shona and Brad are at least a better match than when they put that prepper together with a crystals, tarot, it's all fate lady. Looks like they're having a great start, but my worry is that, as soon as they hit a problem, they'll blame fate because they've absolved themselves from having any control over their lives, or how their actions affect others.

Who is the best bet for making it last?
Luke and Jay?
Tasha and Paul?
Shona and Brad?

I think those are the only couples with any hope at all.

E4 are already showing off six new people on Instagram. How quickly does it fall apart that they have to tease three new couples before the first round of honeymoons are over?

I can't even remember all the names for the first sixteen.