Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

If he’s already got 3 kids to pay for I’m not sure he’s going to be keen on fully paying for her and hers

Did they say what Porscha does for a living? Cos I don't think a youth worker (with three lots of child support to pay) will be able to keep her in the manner to which she seems to be accustomed 😁

Blimey she doesn't want much, does she?
Going to struggle to like her.

I think she's forgetting the vow for richer and poorer

Executive assistant

is that what used to be called a secretary?

What do executive assistants even do?

He has been surrounded by shit everywhere?

Surrounded by number twos? Ugh he's another Georges

Assist at executions? 🤷🏻‍♀️

'Surrounded by number twos everywhere'
Call a plumber???

Oh god, she’s brought her son…

I feel like I haven't been womaning correctly in my life. I have never squealed when excited and all of these women seem to squeal at the drop of a hat.

@dillite i too am staunchly squealless

The seven deadly sins check list so far

pride ✔️
greed ✔️
wrath
envy
lust
gluttony
sloth

Also not a squealer

Can I please join in the fun?

The Scottish granny more concerned about the lack of socks than the face tattoos 🤣

Especially when they're a 5

You fit right in!
Wonder if Granny's a MNetter, too, who knew to look for socks?

@IAmBarbaraMillicentRoberts No socks would definitely put me off more than the om on his face.

The Scottish granny knows that death will become him without any socks on

Has neck tattoo been on telly before? Or does he look like someone else?

He looks like Pete Wicks to me

Everyone looks happy 👍

That is one intense speech there.